Hello, my name is Ricky, and you are my VIPs. I have been talking with Seth Turtle, and
he told me that I could continue his experiments. Mewtwo also agrees that this would be a
good idea. The name of this freakishly scientific humor/drama/ fic is: Ricky's Freakishly
Scientific Experiments.
Now, you may be thinking. Why did Ricky make it have such a stupid name? Well, if your
thinking that, I don't like you. Leave now.
There, now that the complainers are gone, lets keep talking. The answer is: I couldn't
think up of a better name. But if you think about it, it fits.
Now, lets get down to the task at hand. I will have each digidestined digimon fight 3
random pokemon. Actually, I will pick the first one. If you are thinking I am a hypocrite
for contradicting myself, leave now. I don't like you either.
For my first victim.... I mean experiment, I will use Agumon. An obvious choice,
considering that he is the 1st digimon. (In the way that Gatomon is the eighth digimon,
and Kari is the eighth digidestined) Also, because he matches with many pokemon,
including Chamander, and Totodile.
Come with me, over to the lab. Not everybody gets to see the lab, only special people.
People like you. Next door, to your left, is the arena. Here, in the lab, is where I keep all
of the pokemon and digimon. As you can see, there are 251 pokeballs here. Every type. I
won't be using any of the evolutions though. If you would walk over here with me, I will
show you the digimon. Here we are, a giant floppy disk holder. Did you know that there
are over 500 digimon? Yes, there are even some that I do not own. But then again, you
cannot exactly own digimon. It is much harder capturing digimon than pokemon, because
you have to completely destroy the digimon. Yes, I mean kill it. The thing is, Digimon
never actually die. They get reformatted. After you destroy the digimon, you have to get
back to a computer within 10 minutes, or the digimon will probably already have been
reformatted. That is, unless a disturbance is happening in the digital world. Take
Apocolypmon for example. When he was here, it took up to 50 digital world years to get
reformatted. (Approximately 3 months here) Anyways, when you get back to your
computer at home, you better have a floppy ready, otherwise the digimon could be
reformatted while you are finding it. Then, you go to an Internet address, that only I, Seth,
and another select few know about. The rest is easy, all you have to do is download it to
the disk. The hardest part is destroying the digimon, especially if they are of the Ultimate,
or Mega level.
Now, you may be wondering why I'm not going to use the evolutions of pokemon. The
reason, well, see for yourself. Oh, could you go get it for me? I have to rearrange some of
these disks, I can see my, well, I guess you could call it a starter digimon, well, you could
even call it MY digimon, Crispymon, has been messing around.(Run on sentence of a life
time! Not really, one time I forgot my trumpet in band, and I ended up writing a 3 page
long sentence that included 60 ands!). Yes, I know, now your thinking "Ohhh, man! Not
another freak who wants to call himself a digidestined!" I won't make you leave for that.
No, everybody thinks that. I lay low in the digital world. I haven't even gotten my crest of
Will-Power to glow yet. But after extensive research, I have found that Crispymon
digivolves to Tyrannomon, which takes the same evolution path as Greymon. (Metal,
War) OK, but enough about me. Oh, were is the pokemon evolver? Its in that drawer over
there. Yes, that's it. Bring it to me. I call it, the pokevice. Seth helped me create it,
couldn't do it without him. Other than my own digivice, I also have a Golden one. It's in
my pocket, just let me dig it out... here we are! This Golden D-3 can make any digimon
digivolve. It is much different than Seth's model, it even can make digimon evolve using
Armor.
So far, I have acquired the digieggs of Courage, Friendship, Kindness, Hope, Light,
Sincerity, Love, Knowledge, Reliability, Compassion, and Will-Power. But if anybody
finds a digiegg, let me know, and I may use it. Any digimon can use any digiarmor to
digivolve, making it actually more than 10,000 digimon. If I can help it though, only the
first 12 digidestined will be able to use digiarmor. It would make too many different
digimon if I let everybody use them. (For those of you who know there are actually more
than 200 digidestined digimon, I do not go bye that. If they haven't saved the world, they
don't count in my book.)
So, now that you know the layout of my lab, lets head over to the arena. Yes, it does look
much like a football stadium. The same seats and everything. No, the digimon and
pokemon can't hurt anybody with their attacks. If you look very closely, you will see a
type of glass blocking off the stadium. The is sound proof, so I have installed speakers, so
the audience can hear.
For those of you who are thinking "Isn't this cruel?" For those of who that are thinking
that, I like your style. I hate being cruel to digimon and pokemon, but sometimes its the
only way to get things done. Actually, it isn't cruel. The pokemon and digimon like me so
much, they are willing to battle. They know they will be receiving special treatment
afterwards. The only thing cruel I do is destroy them. But they always come back, ready
and rering to go. You may take a seat in the stadium, a VIP seat, while I make my way to
the control room, which is located right above the north seats. Let the battles begin!
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I walked to the room, which looked somewhat like a luxury sweet. But instead of
comfertarble chairs, and refreshments, giant computers filled the room I looked down at
the arena. Four chains, connecting the main floor to the arena, much like Blaine's gym. In
the middle was a line, half a pokeball, and half a digivice were also painted their. Under,
about a 20 foot fall.
"Let's see, where did I put that disk..." I mumbled shuffling through the smaller carrier
that I had inserted all of the floppies that I would need in. "Here it is! Agumon."
I inserted the disk into the slot, and Agumon materialized in the arena. I could hear a loud
cheer from the crowd, even though my room was somewhat cut off from everybody else.
"Good thing Bill told me how to build a Pokeball transporter, or I would have to carry
them all along with me!" I pushed a button, and the first pokeball arrived near me. I
grabbed it, and dropped it down a tube that led to the arena. It rolled down, and then it
popped out, opening up as it hit the ground.
"Charmander, Char! Char!"
I grabbed my microphone, and turned it on. "The first match will be Agumon, and his
digivolutions, vs. Charmander, and his evolutions. Whenever one loses, I will make it
change to its next form. The monster who beats the other at the other's highest form,
wins!" I then turned off the PA system, so no one could hear me mumbling as I went
through my notes. I got in trouble for that once...
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"WarGreymon, use TerraForce on that Pidgey!" A man in a black uniform, with red R's
on his cap, and shirt yelled.
"No, wait! You'll destroy the whole town!" I cried. "And the Pidgey will die! You can't
capture a pokemon that's dead!"
"Shut up kid!" another rocket yelled at me as he shoved the revolver closer to my head.
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But of course, that was years ago. Before the original 8 were even born.
I pushed a button on the control panel. Panels opened up in the walls below the fighting
ground, and lava pored out.
'Oh, yeah...' I thought. I turned the speakers back on. "Let the battle begin!" I pushed the
button on the microphone off, then looked for another on the control panel in front of me.
A sign hanging in the arena lighted up. BEGIN!!! It said.
'This is a repeat, we already know what's going to happen, but I guess running it another
time wouldn't be a bad idea.'
"PepperBreath!" Agumon shot out his special attack as fast as he could.
"Char!!!!" Charmander swirled in circles, embers shooting off from his tail everywhere.
Hence the name, ember.
The hot embers and the fire ball were all mixed together, and they didn't really make much
of an affect against the opponent.
Charmander quickly figured out that a fire type attack would not do it against the
opposing digimon. He ran at Agumon using his scratch attack.
Agumon decided he'd use his slight size advantage the best he could. As Charmander
came at him, he braced himself and rammed his head into the soft bellied creature. "Sonic
Jab!" He remembered the different types of attacks Ricky had taught him, something
besides just Pepper Breath.
Charmander was knocked back, not realizing his plan for a short range attack had
backfired. With the inertia still working, he was still moving backwards. He opened his
eyes, and turned around. He was only inches from the edge, but still, he was on the
ground. He sighed a breath of relief and turned around, only to hear...
"Pepper Breath!" The attack zoomed toward Charmander, not doing damage from hitting,
but it knocked him back off the cliff. "All right! I won!"
I grabbed the pokevice, and inserted it on the control panel. I pressed another few buttons,
and a metal arm (heat resistant) dove into the lava and grabbed Charmander out.
He was put back onto the platform, and started to glow white. "Char!! Char!!!
Charmeleon!!!"
I flipped on the speakers. "You haven't won yet Agumon!" I mock laughed. "It looks like
Charmander has evolved to Charmeleon!" I turned it back off, then sat back in my
not-so-comfy chair and watched.
Now Agumon and his opponent were the same size, a sonic jab wouldn't work.
Charmeleon charged at him, using his slash attack. He hit, and struck his target with
accuracy, although its not too hard to miss a 100 pound lizard that had gotten too fat from
eating candy all day long. Agumon was KO'ed with one hit from the more powerful stage
2 pokemon. (Note- I don't like the way Wizards of the Coast made their pokemon
evolving stages. In my books, Charmander would be stage 1, Charmeleon 2, and
Charizard stage 3.) I then took the pokevice out of it's slot, and inserted the Golden
digivice. I pressed the digivolution button on it, and Agumon glowed the same white color
as Charmander did.
"Agumon, digivolve to- Greymon!"
I again grabbed the microphone. "Agumon has digivolved to Greymon!" I didn't see any
reaction from the crowd, and I wondered what was the matter. "Is this thing on?"
"No!"
I jumped up in my seat, startled, and then saw it was only Crispymon.
I then flipped on the microphone. "Agumon, has digivolved to Greymon!" I turned it off
and went back to Crispymon. "How'd you get in here?" I asked the Agumon-like digimon.
"I got the keys from your room!"
"How did you get into my room?" I asked. I then shook my head and laughed. "I'll never
understand you Crispymon."
He looked a little saddened by what I said, but then hopped on my lap. "What's
happening?"
Meanwhile Greymon and Charmeleon were dukeing it out....
Charmeleon charged at Greymon, like he did at Agumon. Sadly, he wasn't even as tall as
Greymon's knee. He used his slash attack again, and cut up Greymon's leg pretty badly.
Greymon then kicked Charmeleon a few feet away. He rubbed his leg a little, then walked
up to the little red lizard. Greymon then tried to step on Charmeleon with his left foot, the
one that hadn't been hurt.
Charmeleon got up, realizing he was in danger of losing early. He pushed up on
Greymon's leg with his strong arms. It looked like Greymon was going to squish him, but
he gave all of of his strenght and pushed as hard as he could. Greymon tumbled backward,
and fell on his butt. Charmeleon ran at him again, preparing to slash up his legs even more.
"Nova Blast!" he shot out a giant fireball.
Even though Charmeleon was farely strong against fire type attacks, he was completely
fried from this one. He fell on his back, giving Greymon the win.
Again, I changed the device. I pressed a button again, and Charmeleon's body glew white,
and he transformed into a pokemon that was almost as big as Greymon. "CHAR!!!!" It
roared. Again, extra sound filled my fairly sound-proof room.
I grabbed the microphone, this time remembering to turn it on, and made the obvious
conclusion that "Charmeleon has evolved to Charizard!"
"Nova Blast!"
"CHAR!!!" Charizard shot out a blast of fire that looked like something from the Blair
Witch Project.
The two attacks hit eachother, combining energy. There was an explosion, and they both
were knocked over. Charizard got up first, and quickly used Sky Attack on Greymon.
Greymon was bruised badly from the last attack Charizard hit him with. He decided if he
was gonna go down, they both would.
Charizard grabbed the appeared to be knocked out Greymon. He picked up the digimon
that weighed well over 1 ton. He hovered over to the lava pit, and prepared to drop
Greymon in. But then Greymon opened his eyes, and it seemed as though he jumped up in
mid-air. He grabbed Charizard's wings, and they both fell into the lava pool.
I looked on amazed at what I just saw. The digimon still had not come up, so I decided to
end it. "Greymon has won by defa..."
Charizard flew out of the lava, and landed back on the platform. "CHAR!!!!!!" It was
ready for more.
"I guess not!"
"Oooh!! Oooh!!" Crispymon whined. "Can I press the buttons? Can I?"
I flipped off the microphone again. "OK, you do know which one to press don't y..."
"Yup!"
"No, not that one!"
He pressed the blue one on the top righthand corner. That was for water. I knew it would
create a steam bath neither Charizard, nor Greymon would ever forget.
"Ooops..."
"It's OK Crispymon." I simply pressed the release button, and drained the entire pool. It
took about 20 minutes to get the fog cleared up, but only a few crowd members made a
fuss, and then they stopped when others reminded them of how many monsters are at my
command. Then I told Crispymon what button to press to make the arms get Greymon.
"Sorry." Crispymon looked at the crowed. He grabbed the microphone and turned it on.
"Sorry for the unconviniance."
The audience thought it was cute the way he tried to say the big words. Personally, it
made me sick to my stomach.
"I suppose you want to make Greymon digivolve to."
He gave me a puppy dog face. "Pwease?"
I sighed. "OK"
"Greymon, digivolve to- MetalGreymon!"
Charizard gulped in fear as he saw the gigantic digimon in front of him.
"Giga Blaster!"
Charizard was hit, and demolished.
"MetalGreymon wins!" I yelled into the mike.
"Uhh.... Ricky..."
I turned it on. "MetalGreymon wins!"
The discarded pokeball laying on the feild sucked in Charizard. I then turned on the
vacuume, and the same tube the pokeball came down through took it back up.
MetalGreymon dedigivolved, ready to face his next opponent.
"It's time to use the random pokemon chooser!" I yelled with fake perkyness in my voice.
"Who will Agumon face this time?"
I started up the random chooser, and a screen that was on the other end of the stadium at
my height started flashing pokemon. When it finally stopped moving, it landed on Zapdos.
"Wow! A legendary bird!" Then I decided that it would be mean to put Agumon against
Zapdos.
"All right fokes, to save time, we're gonna start off Agumon as Greymon. Since we
already know that Zapdon is so strong."
"Agumon, digivolve to- Greymon!"
I then flushed out all of the lava from the arena, and pressed the yellow button by the blue
one that Crispymon had pushed. What looked to be something like laser guns came out,
and started shooting electricity to the other side.
"The Pokemon will always get the advantage in these battles, since they will only be
fighting once."
"Is that fair?" Crispymon asked me. Agumon was his best friend(besides me), and he
didn't want him hurt.
"BEGIN!" I pressed the button that started up the Begin sign. Then I turned off the mike
for the 100th time that night. "I don't know if it's fair, but it's the right thing to do."
"OK..."
"DOOOOS!" Zapdos used thunderbolt on Greymon, taking him out with one shot.
"TAKEN DOWN ON THE WORD GO!!!" I shouted my favorite quote from "Pokemon
Stadium", a popular game in the real world.
I inserted the Golden digivice, giving Greymon the goahead to digivolve.
"Greymon, digivolve to- MetalGreymon!"
"This should be good."
"Giga Blaster!" the ultimate digimon shot his attack at the enormous bird pokemon.
Zapdos made an electric sheild, but it wasn't enough. The explosives blew up the sheild,
and took Zapdos down with it. Zapdos was flying over the edge at the time, and fell
through the electricity. If it was a pokemon type attack, it would have hurt him even more,
but this was a different kind of electricity, and it actually reenergized him. He flew up,
ready for more. "DOOOS!" He sent another thunderbolt at MetalGreymon. The electricity
ran through the metal, and made MetalGreymon go up in smoke. Literally.
I pressed the button on the digivice, and it sent a beam of light to MetalGreymon.
"MetalGreymon, digivolve to- WarGreymon!"
"DOS!" Zapdos used thunderbolt again, trying to beat the freshly digivolved mega the
same way he beat the predigivolutions.
"TERRA FORCE!" the attack knocked Zapdos down and out, almost taking him out.
Then he got up and used the last of his energy. He summoned up all of his strength to use
his best attack, thunder. He flew up to the top of the arena, and flew around the top,
faster, and faster, untill it looked almost like a hurricane. Three gigantic ligtning bolts
struck WarGreymon, knocking him out.
"Zapdos finishes off WarGreymon!" I yelled into the microphone, making sure its on every
time now.
"Wow, I didn't know a Pokemon could beat a mega..." Crispymon thought about the
aspect of ever having a war with pokemon and digimon, but thin shook off the thought
fast. "There would never be a war with pokemon and digimon, would there Ricky?"
"Well, actually, about a year ago, right before you were born there was."
"What?" Crispymon looked on in disbeleif.
"You know Seth, don't you?"
"Yeah."
"He wasn't feeling well then. He started it to impress our superiors."
"I thought he was a nice guy!"
"He is now. Just forget about it, it wasn't a happy time for any of us. Let's get on with the
battle."
I sucked Zapdos up in his pokeball and started up the random pokemon chooser again,
Mr.Mime came up.
"Let's see if Agumon can beat this pokemon!" I yelled to the crowd.
I then changed the electic bolts to psychic waves below the feild.
Agumon quicky used Pepper Breath on Mr. Mime. Mr. Mime quicky defended himself,
sending the ball of fire into the psychic waves under the platform. He then used his psychic
powers to shoot Agumon off the side.
"It's time to digivolve!" I yelled cheerfully to the crowd.
"Agumon, digivolve to-Greymon!"
Mr. Mime didn't expect that a giant digimon would be fighting him, so his psychic powers
kind of went out of whack.
"Buster Dive!" Greymon roared, and knocked Mr. Mime to his doom.
"Well, that was quick!" I shook my head. "Well, thats the end folks, would the VIP's
please report back to the lab! The rest of you, I hope you enjoyed your stay!"
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Well, now that we are back at the lab, I will be taking questions. Just ask me in your
reviews, I will say who asked the question, and I will answer it in the next Part. I hope
you've had a good time.
'Why does he act so different around othe people?' Crispymon thought. 'He never has
that big of a smile on his face when just I'm around, maybe he doesn't like me.'
END PART 1
he told me that I could continue his experiments. Mewtwo also agrees that this would be a
good idea. The name of this freakishly scientific humor/drama/ fic is: Ricky's Freakishly
Scientific Experiments.
Now, you may be thinking. Why did Ricky make it have such a stupid name? Well, if your
thinking that, I don't like you. Leave now.
There, now that the complainers are gone, lets keep talking. The answer is: I couldn't
think up of a better name. But if you think about it, it fits.
Now, lets get down to the task at hand. I will have each digidestined digimon fight 3
random pokemon. Actually, I will pick the first one. If you are thinking I am a hypocrite
for contradicting myself, leave now. I don't like you either.
For my first victim.... I mean experiment, I will use Agumon. An obvious choice,
considering that he is the 1st digimon. (In the way that Gatomon is the eighth digimon,
and Kari is the eighth digidestined) Also, because he matches with many pokemon,
including Chamander, and Totodile.
Come with me, over to the lab. Not everybody gets to see the lab, only special people.
People like you. Next door, to your left, is the arena. Here, in the lab, is where I keep all
of the pokemon and digimon. As you can see, there are 251 pokeballs here. Every type. I
won't be using any of the evolutions though. If you would walk over here with me, I will
show you the digimon. Here we are, a giant floppy disk holder. Did you know that there
are over 500 digimon? Yes, there are even some that I do not own. But then again, you
cannot exactly own digimon. It is much harder capturing digimon than pokemon, because
you have to completely destroy the digimon. Yes, I mean kill it. The thing is, Digimon
never actually die. They get reformatted. After you destroy the digimon, you have to get
back to a computer within 10 minutes, or the digimon will probably already have been
reformatted. That is, unless a disturbance is happening in the digital world. Take
Apocolypmon for example. When he was here, it took up to 50 digital world years to get
reformatted. (Approximately 3 months here) Anyways, when you get back to your
computer at home, you better have a floppy ready, otherwise the digimon could be
reformatted while you are finding it. Then, you go to an Internet address, that only I, Seth,
and another select few know about. The rest is easy, all you have to do is download it to
the disk. The hardest part is destroying the digimon, especially if they are of the Ultimate,
or Mega level.
Now, you may be wondering why I'm not going to use the evolutions of pokemon. The
reason, well, see for yourself. Oh, could you go get it for me? I have to rearrange some of
these disks, I can see my, well, I guess you could call it a starter digimon, well, you could
even call it MY digimon, Crispymon, has been messing around.(Run on sentence of a life
time! Not really, one time I forgot my trumpet in band, and I ended up writing a 3 page
long sentence that included 60 ands!). Yes, I know, now your thinking "Ohhh, man! Not
another freak who wants to call himself a digidestined!" I won't make you leave for that.
No, everybody thinks that. I lay low in the digital world. I haven't even gotten my crest of
Will-Power to glow yet. But after extensive research, I have found that Crispymon
digivolves to Tyrannomon, which takes the same evolution path as Greymon. (Metal,
War) OK, but enough about me. Oh, were is the pokemon evolver? Its in that drawer over
there. Yes, that's it. Bring it to me. I call it, the pokevice. Seth helped me create it,
couldn't do it without him. Other than my own digivice, I also have a Golden one. It's in
my pocket, just let me dig it out... here we are! This Golden D-3 can make any digimon
digivolve. It is much different than Seth's model, it even can make digimon evolve using
Armor.
So far, I have acquired the digieggs of Courage, Friendship, Kindness, Hope, Light,
Sincerity, Love, Knowledge, Reliability, Compassion, and Will-Power. But if anybody
finds a digiegg, let me know, and I may use it. Any digimon can use any digiarmor to
digivolve, making it actually more than 10,000 digimon. If I can help it though, only the
first 12 digidestined will be able to use digiarmor. It would make too many different
digimon if I let everybody use them. (For those of you who know there are actually more
than 200 digidestined digimon, I do not go bye that. If they haven't saved the world, they
don't count in my book.)
So, now that you know the layout of my lab, lets head over to the arena. Yes, it does look
much like a football stadium. The same seats and everything. No, the digimon and
pokemon can't hurt anybody with their attacks. If you look very closely, you will see a
type of glass blocking off the stadium. The is sound proof, so I have installed speakers, so
the audience can hear.
For those of you who are thinking "Isn't this cruel?" For those of who that are thinking
that, I like your style. I hate being cruel to digimon and pokemon, but sometimes its the
only way to get things done. Actually, it isn't cruel. The pokemon and digimon like me so
much, they are willing to battle. They know they will be receiving special treatment
afterwards. The only thing cruel I do is destroy them. But they always come back, ready
and rering to go. You may take a seat in the stadium, a VIP seat, while I make my way to
the control room, which is located right above the north seats. Let the battles begin!
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I walked to the room, which looked somewhat like a luxury sweet. But instead of
comfertarble chairs, and refreshments, giant computers filled the room I looked down at
the arena. Four chains, connecting the main floor to the arena, much like Blaine's gym. In
the middle was a line, half a pokeball, and half a digivice were also painted their. Under,
about a 20 foot fall.
"Let's see, where did I put that disk..." I mumbled shuffling through the smaller carrier
that I had inserted all of the floppies that I would need in. "Here it is! Agumon."
I inserted the disk into the slot, and Agumon materialized in the arena. I could hear a loud
cheer from the crowd, even though my room was somewhat cut off from everybody else.
"Good thing Bill told me how to build a Pokeball transporter, or I would have to carry
them all along with me!" I pushed a button, and the first pokeball arrived near me. I
grabbed it, and dropped it down a tube that led to the arena. It rolled down, and then it
popped out, opening up as it hit the ground.
"Charmander, Char! Char!"
I grabbed my microphone, and turned it on. "The first match will be Agumon, and his
digivolutions, vs. Charmander, and his evolutions. Whenever one loses, I will make it
change to its next form. The monster who beats the other at the other's highest form,
wins!" I then turned off the PA system, so no one could hear me mumbling as I went
through my notes. I got in trouble for that once...
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"WarGreymon, use TerraForce on that Pidgey!" A man in a black uniform, with red R's
on his cap, and shirt yelled.
"No, wait! You'll destroy the whole town!" I cried. "And the Pidgey will die! You can't
capture a pokemon that's dead!"
"Shut up kid!" another rocket yelled at me as he shoved the revolver closer to my head.
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But of course, that was years ago. Before the original 8 were even born.
I pushed a button on the control panel. Panels opened up in the walls below the fighting
ground, and lava pored out.
'Oh, yeah...' I thought. I turned the speakers back on. "Let the battle begin!" I pushed the
button on the microphone off, then looked for another on the control panel in front of me.
A sign hanging in the arena lighted up. BEGIN!!! It said.
'This is a repeat, we already know what's going to happen, but I guess running it another
time wouldn't be a bad idea.'
"PepperBreath!" Agumon shot out his special attack as fast as he could.
"Char!!!!" Charmander swirled in circles, embers shooting off from his tail everywhere.
Hence the name, ember.
The hot embers and the fire ball were all mixed together, and they didn't really make much
of an affect against the opponent.
Charmander quickly figured out that a fire type attack would not do it against the
opposing digimon. He ran at Agumon using his scratch attack.
Agumon decided he'd use his slight size advantage the best he could. As Charmander
came at him, he braced himself and rammed his head into the soft bellied creature. "Sonic
Jab!" He remembered the different types of attacks Ricky had taught him, something
besides just Pepper Breath.
Charmander was knocked back, not realizing his plan for a short range attack had
backfired. With the inertia still working, he was still moving backwards. He opened his
eyes, and turned around. He was only inches from the edge, but still, he was on the
ground. He sighed a breath of relief and turned around, only to hear...
"Pepper Breath!" The attack zoomed toward Charmander, not doing damage from hitting,
but it knocked him back off the cliff. "All right! I won!"
I grabbed the pokevice, and inserted it on the control panel. I pressed another few buttons,
and a metal arm (heat resistant) dove into the lava and grabbed Charmander out.
He was put back onto the platform, and started to glow white. "Char!! Char!!!
Charmeleon!!!"
I flipped on the speakers. "You haven't won yet Agumon!" I mock laughed. "It looks like
Charmander has evolved to Charmeleon!" I turned it back off, then sat back in my
not-so-comfy chair and watched.
Now Agumon and his opponent were the same size, a sonic jab wouldn't work.
Charmeleon charged at him, using his slash attack. He hit, and struck his target with
accuracy, although its not too hard to miss a 100 pound lizard that had gotten too fat from
eating candy all day long. Agumon was KO'ed with one hit from the more powerful stage
2 pokemon. (Note- I don't like the way Wizards of the Coast made their pokemon
evolving stages. In my books, Charmander would be stage 1, Charmeleon 2, and
Charizard stage 3.) I then took the pokevice out of it's slot, and inserted the Golden
digivice. I pressed the digivolution button on it, and Agumon glowed the same white color
as Charmander did.
"Agumon, digivolve to- Greymon!"
I again grabbed the microphone. "Agumon has digivolved to Greymon!" I didn't see any
reaction from the crowd, and I wondered what was the matter. "Is this thing on?"
"No!"
I jumped up in my seat, startled, and then saw it was only Crispymon.
I then flipped on the microphone. "Agumon, has digivolved to Greymon!" I turned it off
and went back to Crispymon. "How'd you get in here?" I asked the Agumon-like digimon.
"I got the keys from your room!"
"How did you get into my room?" I asked. I then shook my head and laughed. "I'll never
understand you Crispymon."
He looked a little saddened by what I said, but then hopped on my lap. "What's
happening?"
Meanwhile Greymon and Charmeleon were dukeing it out....
Charmeleon charged at Greymon, like he did at Agumon. Sadly, he wasn't even as tall as
Greymon's knee. He used his slash attack again, and cut up Greymon's leg pretty badly.
Greymon then kicked Charmeleon a few feet away. He rubbed his leg a little, then walked
up to the little red lizard. Greymon then tried to step on Charmeleon with his left foot, the
one that hadn't been hurt.
Charmeleon got up, realizing he was in danger of losing early. He pushed up on
Greymon's leg with his strong arms. It looked like Greymon was going to squish him, but
he gave all of of his strenght and pushed as hard as he could. Greymon tumbled backward,
and fell on his butt. Charmeleon ran at him again, preparing to slash up his legs even more.
"Nova Blast!" he shot out a giant fireball.
Even though Charmeleon was farely strong against fire type attacks, he was completely
fried from this one. He fell on his back, giving Greymon the win.
Again, I changed the device. I pressed a button again, and Charmeleon's body glew white,
and he transformed into a pokemon that was almost as big as Greymon. "CHAR!!!!" It
roared. Again, extra sound filled my fairly sound-proof room.
I grabbed the microphone, this time remembering to turn it on, and made the obvious
conclusion that "Charmeleon has evolved to Charizard!"
"Nova Blast!"
"CHAR!!!" Charizard shot out a blast of fire that looked like something from the Blair
Witch Project.
The two attacks hit eachother, combining energy. There was an explosion, and they both
were knocked over. Charizard got up first, and quickly used Sky Attack on Greymon.
Greymon was bruised badly from the last attack Charizard hit him with. He decided if he
was gonna go down, they both would.
Charizard grabbed the appeared to be knocked out Greymon. He picked up the digimon
that weighed well over 1 ton. He hovered over to the lava pit, and prepared to drop
Greymon in. But then Greymon opened his eyes, and it seemed as though he jumped up in
mid-air. He grabbed Charizard's wings, and they both fell into the lava pool.
I looked on amazed at what I just saw. The digimon still had not come up, so I decided to
end it. "Greymon has won by defa..."
Charizard flew out of the lava, and landed back on the platform. "CHAR!!!!!!" It was
ready for more.
"I guess not!"
"Oooh!! Oooh!!" Crispymon whined. "Can I press the buttons? Can I?"
I flipped off the microphone again. "OK, you do know which one to press don't y..."
"Yup!"
"No, not that one!"
He pressed the blue one on the top righthand corner. That was for water. I knew it would
create a steam bath neither Charizard, nor Greymon would ever forget.
"Ooops..."
"It's OK Crispymon." I simply pressed the release button, and drained the entire pool. It
took about 20 minutes to get the fog cleared up, but only a few crowd members made a
fuss, and then they stopped when others reminded them of how many monsters are at my
command. Then I told Crispymon what button to press to make the arms get Greymon.
"Sorry." Crispymon looked at the crowed. He grabbed the microphone and turned it on.
"Sorry for the unconviniance."
The audience thought it was cute the way he tried to say the big words. Personally, it
made me sick to my stomach.
"I suppose you want to make Greymon digivolve to."
He gave me a puppy dog face. "Pwease?"
I sighed. "OK"
"Greymon, digivolve to- MetalGreymon!"
Charizard gulped in fear as he saw the gigantic digimon in front of him.
"Giga Blaster!"
Charizard was hit, and demolished.
"MetalGreymon wins!" I yelled into the mike.
"Uhh.... Ricky..."
I turned it on. "MetalGreymon wins!"
The discarded pokeball laying on the feild sucked in Charizard. I then turned on the
vacuume, and the same tube the pokeball came down through took it back up.
MetalGreymon dedigivolved, ready to face his next opponent.
"It's time to use the random pokemon chooser!" I yelled with fake perkyness in my voice.
"Who will Agumon face this time?"
I started up the random chooser, and a screen that was on the other end of the stadium at
my height started flashing pokemon. When it finally stopped moving, it landed on Zapdos.
"Wow! A legendary bird!" Then I decided that it would be mean to put Agumon against
Zapdos.
"All right fokes, to save time, we're gonna start off Agumon as Greymon. Since we
already know that Zapdon is so strong."
"Agumon, digivolve to- Greymon!"
I then flushed out all of the lava from the arena, and pressed the yellow button by the blue
one that Crispymon had pushed. What looked to be something like laser guns came out,
and started shooting electricity to the other side.
"The Pokemon will always get the advantage in these battles, since they will only be
fighting once."
"Is that fair?" Crispymon asked me. Agumon was his best friend(besides me), and he
didn't want him hurt.
"BEGIN!" I pressed the button that started up the Begin sign. Then I turned off the mike
for the 100th time that night. "I don't know if it's fair, but it's the right thing to do."
"OK..."
"DOOOOS!" Zapdos used thunderbolt on Greymon, taking him out with one shot.
"TAKEN DOWN ON THE WORD GO!!!" I shouted my favorite quote from "Pokemon
Stadium", a popular game in the real world.
I inserted the Golden digivice, giving Greymon the goahead to digivolve.
"Greymon, digivolve to- MetalGreymon!"
"This should be good."
"Giga Blaster!" the ultimate digimon shot his attack at the enormous bird pokemon.
Zapdos made an electric sheild, but it wasn't enough. The explosives blew up the sheild,
and took Zapdos down with it. Zapdos was flying over the edge at the time, and fell
through the electricity. If it was a pokemon type attack, it would have hurt him even more,
but this was a different kind of electricity, and it actually reenergized him. He flew up,
ready for more. "DOOOS!" He sent another thunderbolt at MetalGreymon. The electricity
ran through the metal, and made MetalGreymon go up in smoke. Literally.
I pressed the button on the digivice, and it sent a beam of light to MetalGreymon.
"MetalGreymon, digivolve to- WarGreymon!"
"DOS!" Zapdos used thunderbolt again, trying to beat the freshly digivolved mega the
same way he beat the predigivolutions.
"TERRA FORCE!" the attack knocked Zapdos down and out, almost taking him out.
Then he got up and used the last of his energy. He summoned up all of his strength to use
his best attack, thunder. He flew up to the top of the arena, and flew around the top,
faster, and faster, untill it looked almost like a hurricane. Three gigantic ligtning bolts
struck WarGreymon, knocking him out.
"Zapdos finishes off WarGreymon!" I yelled into the microphone, making sure its on every
time now.
"Wow, I didn't know a Pokemon could beat a mega..." Crispymon thought about the
aspect of ever having a war with pokemon and digimon, but thin shook off the thought
fast. "There would never be a war with pokemon and digimon, would there Ricky?"
"Well, actually, about a year ago, right before you were born there was."
"What?" Crispymon looked on in disbeleif.
"You know Seth, don't you?"
"Yeah."
"He wasn't feeling well then. He started it to impress our superiors."
"I thought he was a nice guy!"
"He is now. Just forget about it, it wasn't a happy time for any of us. Let's get on with the
battle."
I sucked Zapdos up in his pokeball and started up the random pokemon chooser again,
Mr.Mime came up.
"Let's see if Agumon can beat this pokemon!" I yelled to the crowd.
I then changed the electic bolts to psychic waves below the feild.
Agumon quicky used Pepper Breath on Mr. Mime. Mr. Mime quicky defended himself,
sending the ball of fire into the psychic waves under the platform. He then used his psychic
powers to shoot Agumon off the side.
"It's time to digivolve!" I yelled cheerfully to the crowd.
"Agumon, digivolve to-Greymon!"
Mr. Mime didn't expect that a giant digimon would be fighting him, so his psychic powers
kind of went out of whack.
"Buster Dive!" Greymon roared, and knocked Mr. Mime to his doom.
"Well, that was quick!" I shook my head. "Well, thats the end folks, would the VIP's
please report back to the lab! The rest of you, I hope you enjoyed your stay!"
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Well, now that we are back at the lab, I will be taking questions. Just ask me in your
reviews, I will say who asked the question, and I will answer it in the next Part. I hope
you've had a good time.
'Why does he act so different around othe people?' Crispymon thought. 'He never has
that big of a smile on his face when just I'm around, maybe he doesn't like me.'
END PART 1