A Crossover With No Name!
Disclaimer: Yesterday,a psycho form 4 Kids beat me up because I forgot to put a disclaimer on one of my fics. Oppz!
Also, Hanson's manager beat me up because I said I lived with Hanson.
Link tied a bomb to me and ran away cuz I dated him in one of my unreleased fics....
Also, the ppl who manage whatever else I throw in here beat me up.
I sat right smack dab in the middle of Hyrule Field.
"Doobedoobedooooo.....I'm bored."
Suddenly,Link and Zelda come along on Epona.
"HI!!"
"'Zup...."
"Do you want to ride with us?"
"I don't think a third person could fit...."
"No! On this horse!"
A horse came along.
It seemed farmliar.
In the distance,Ganon was shouting," Gimme back my horse!!!!! Mine! *cries* My hooooooorrse!!!!!"
I shrugged and got on the horse.
We rode along until we came across three blonde wonders.
They were singing like angels.
I leaped of my horse and teenybopper-screamed.
"OMYGODITZHANSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Do you want to go riding with us?"
"Um....Okay."
Zac got on Ganon's horse and I got on behind him.
Two stolen horses from Lon Lon Ranch come along and Ike and Tay got on them.
We rode on and on...
Until we saw a hat being carried by the wind.
"MY HAT!!!!!!"
I turned around to see the twirp of all twirps, Ash Ketchum, followed by Misty,Brock,Tracey,Jessie,James,and Meowth.
"Do you want to go riding with us?"
"Yeah!" said everyone except Tracey, because I killed him while you weren't looking.
Three horses came along and the pairs (Ash&Misty,Jessie&James,Brock&Meowth *sorreee,Meowth!!*)got on the horses.
We rode on until we got bored.
"I'm bored!"
"Me too!"
"Hey!" I said,"Let's play Hide and Seek!!!!"
"Yeah!"
Ash decided to count.
I ran and hid behind a tree, which was really a gigantic man-eating plant, but I didn't notice, so it didn't matter.
Ash stopped counting and looked around.
First, he looked behind this big log in the middle of the field.
"Let's see....Link and Zelda! I fou..............oh my.............."
*biiiiig sweatdrop*
He backed away very slowly.
Everybody gathered around the log very quickly.
"EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!"
Then, Ganon comes along with Mario,Luigi,Yoshi,and Peach, who had volunteered to help him find his horse.
" My horse!! *runs up to horse and hugs it*"
Then, Mario-tachi also come up to the log.
So does Ganon.
"EEEEEWWWWWW!"
Then, Shiek,Impa,the ghost of Tracey, a rabid attack Digimon,and a hobo
named Ed came and gathered round the log.
Alltogether, now..."EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!"
Link and Zelda finally open their eyes and see everyone.
They both turn bright red and run off somewhere.
Anyway, that man eating plant comes up and eats everyone.
And we all die.
The horses go on and rule the world.
The End.
Hey! New record!
I wrote that in 5 1/2 minutes!
Whoopee!
Review! Remember, all flames will go to needy Charmanders.
Disclaimer: Yesterday,a psycho form 4 Kids beat me up because I forgot to put a disclaimer on one of my fics. Oppz!
Also, Hanson's manager beat me up because I said I lived with Hanson.
Link tied a bomb to me and ran away cuz I dated him in one of my unreleased fics....
Also, the ppl who manage whatever else I throw in here beat me up.
I sat right smack dab in the middle of Hyrule Field.
"Doobedoobedooooo.....I'm bored."
Suddenly,Link and Zelda come along on Epona.
"HI!!"
"'Zup...."
"Do you want to ride with us?"
"I don't think a third person could fit...."
"No! On this horse!"
A horse came along.
It seemed farmliar.
In the distance,Ganon was shouting," Gimme back my horse!!!!! Mine! *cries* My hooooooorrse!!!!!"
I shrugged and got on the horse.
We rode along until we came across three blonde wonders.
They were singing like angels.
I leaped of my horse and teenybopper-screamed.
"OMYGODITZHANSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Do you want to go riding with us?"
"Um....Okay."
Zac got on Ganon's horse and I got on behind him.
Two stolen horses from Lon Lon Ranch come along and Ike and Tay got on them.
We rode on and on...
Until we saw a hat being carried by the wind.
"MY HAT!!!!!!"
I turned around to see the twirp of all twirps, Ash Ketchum, followed by Misty,Brock,Tracey,Jessie,James,and Meowth.
"Do you want to go riding with us?"
"Yeah!" said everyone except Tracey, because I killed him while you weren't looking.
Three horses came along and the pairs (Ash&Misty,Jessie&James,Brock&Meowth *sorreee,Meowth!!*)got on the horses.
We rode on until we got bored.
"I'm bored!"
"Me too!"
"Hey!" I said,"Let's play Hide and Seek!!!!"
"Yeah!"
Ash decided to count.
I ran and hid behind a tree, which was really a gigantic man-eating plant, but I didn't notice, so it didn't matter.
Ash stopped counting and looked around.
First, he looked behind this big log in the middle of the field.
"Let's see....Link and Zelda! I fou..............oh my.............."
*biiiiig sweatdrop*
He backed away very slowly.
Everybody gathered around the log very quickly.
"EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!"
Then, Ganon comes along with Mario,Luigi,Yoshi,and Peach, who had volunteered to help him find his horse.
" My horse!! *runs up to horse and hugs it*"
Then, Mario-tachi also come up to the log.
So does Ganon.
"EEEEEWWWWWW!"
Then, Shiek,Impa,the ghost of Tracey, a rabid attack Digimon,and a hobo
named Ed came and gathered round the log.
Alltogether, now..."EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!"
Link and Zelda finally open their eyes and see everyone.
They both turn bright red and run off somewhere.
Anyway, that man eating plant comes up and eats everyone.
And we all die.
The horses go on and rule the world.
The End.
Hey! New record!
I wrote that in 5 1/2 minutes!
Whoopee!
Review! Remember, all flames will go to needy Charmanders.