Goddesses of the Elements
Part: 2/?
Warnings: No actually yaoi or Yuri but MAJOR hints. Cussing, drag, Relena bashing, Dorothy bashing, Karaoke, Pop star bashing, drinking, drunks, and Truth or Dare game (..You'll see what I mean). Oh yea and some terribly ooc moments will occur with the characters... Annnddd It's terrible, makes no sense, but I needed a filler in between first and third parts.. more serious stuff in the next part.
Ok usual disclaimers apply. The only thing you'd get from me is a piece of lint and half a stick of gum ^_^. Besides, would I waste my time writing these lame fics? Oh yea and if this fic sort of stops it's because I've been killed by my friend Kes (yea, I know all the characters 'cept Dr. A., Wufei, Trowa, and Heero (and Secondary charas I bash)) for reasons that will be stated in her reviews ^_^! Mmkay? Soo.. Lets get on with it! Oh yea and Happy late b-day Cala x_X. A.N.: Oh yea the house is on the ocean.. Just thought that might be important to know.
Micala: WAIIITTT!!!!!!
Gem: Er.. Yea Cala?
Cala: Um.. Am I in it ^_^?
Gem: Yea you can be the evil Karaoke host ^_^!
Cala: Cool!!
Kes: OK! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME THIS TIME!!
Gem: Nothing much.. Make you sing Slutney Queers songs, kiss Relena... Err... You'll see ^_^()!!!
Kes: ::grumbles::
Quatre: Err.. Got any plans for major humiliation for me yet??
Gem: No way ^_^! You're my favorite pilot.. besides Kes and Wufei are really the only ones that will really suffer through out this series x_X.. Even though I have a really good plot where you sort of.. Er.. never mind.. You'll see in the next part.
Quatre: ::sweatdrops:: Kay..
Duo and Nikki from on the couch: Can we get on with the fic already?!
Gem: Sure.. On with ep. 2!
Heero, Wufei, and Trowa got up at about the same time and headed into the kitchen where Quatre was making tea on account of he couldn't sleep from Duo's snoring. "Why do I feel like I've been hit by a truck?" Duo asked no one in particular with an almost hung over air. "It might be those twenty shots you had of that black junk you keep getting from Carrot*." Heero replied in his usual 'I-don't-really-give-a-damn' tone. Just as Duo was about to state his defense on his favorite alcoholic drink Ari stepped sleepily into the room. "Hey guys.." she said in a detached manner, as she poured herself a large cup of coffee, black. Everyone nodded slightly but Trowa decided to pipe up," Rough night?" "You try sleeping with Kes, she snores and sleep walks onto my bed at the same time x_x." Kes bounded in just after Ari finished her sentence. "Speak of the devil." Wufei pointed out _pretending_ not to care. "Hey everyone!" Kes said in her oh-too-cheerful way as she took a seat at the table. Rane followed in after Kes in fuzzy blue bunny slippers and a white robe as she shuffled over to the coffee pot and drank half a cup, which immediately woke her up.
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Gem yawned and stretched as she headed out of bed and dressed in her usual attire but without the jacket. She shook her head as she finished and noticed Nikki was still asleep. She walked into the kitchen noticing everyone else was up and headed to Duo, "Hey, Duo! Will you go get Nikki up? The only thing that could get her up is you." Duo promptly nodded his head and bounded out to Nikki's room. Gem looked around the kitchen; Ari and Trowa continued with random conversation with Rane and Heero while Kes and Wufei debated over justice and Quatre randomly stirred a pot. She slipped behind him and looked over his shoulder,"What'cha cooking?" Quatre blushed slightly," Just some oatmeal, ya know the usual breakfast stuff." Gem nodded a bit and poured herself a cup of tea and sipped at it.
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Duo peered over Nikki and jumped back as she rolled onto her back. He snickered lightly and yelled at the top of his lungs, "NIKKIIII!!!!!!!!!" Nikki blinked at this and shot up out of her bed as she saw Duo grinning over her. She grinned evilly and grabbed a nearby paper fan and chased Duo down the hall and back to the kitchen in red pajamas. At this everyone blinked as Duo hid behind Quatre. "Help!! She's got a paper fan and she's after meeee!!!!" Quatre couldn't help but snicker at this. "Oh come on Duo! I'm just joking!" Nikki retorted as she grabbed a cup of tea and downed half of it. Gem smirked and came up with a very valid point, "What are we going to do tonight? I mean it's just not fun to sit around here all night." Most everyone agreed 'cept Heero who just sat there staring at his laptop screen. Kes was trying to come up with an idea when she got a very evil glint in her eye, "Is there a karaoke bar around here??" All the guys turned to Duo knowing that he would be the only one to know. "Sure there is!! That's a GREAT idea! Besides it's fun to watch Wufei squirm ^_^!" Wufei promptly sunk into his seat as some not-so-soft snickers arose from the crowd. "Ok it's settled then!" Nikki proclaimed. Well all of this was settled by finishing breakfast so the dishes were loaded into the dishwasher and most everyone went their separate ways.
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Gem and Nikki headed into their room to grab their artistic activity for the day. Nikki grabbed her sketchpad and charcoal pencils while Gem grabbed her disc man with the respective Jimmy Buffet 'Fruitcakes' cd in it and her small pastel and sketchpad set and her water bottle. Once they were sure they had everything they headed out onto the back porch, grabbed a couple beach chairs, and made their way over the dunes and to the waters edge. Gem sang along to 'Apocalypso' as she set up her chair, "Apocalyp Apocalyp Apocalypso... Hey Nikki got an extra pencil I can use?" After the third time of trying to get her chair to stay and succeeded she promptly tossed Gem a spare pencil. "Thanks." Nikki just nodded as she proceeded to get to work, the only time she took something dead serious and stayed quiet. Gem just shook her head as she proceeded to sketch out the beautiful view of the waves and a few lone seagulls that looked down upon a dolphin rising from the water.
Both Nikki and Gem's pencils set to work quickly knowing that the perfect scene wouldn't last long. They were right; the seagulls dove in for their lunch while the dolphin went back to his deep-water ways. They worked for hours getting the right blends of blues and greens and grays for the inconsistent waves. The sun started to set as they finished up their work, both equally good as the others and headed back up as they heard a loud yell.. well.. screech to be more exact from Kes, "NIKKI! GEM! GET UP HERE WE'RE LEAVING IN AN HOUR!" They both shook their heads as they folded up the chairs and took care not to smudge the delicate pastel and charcoal markings as they walked back up the dunes singing Jimmy Buffet tunes by Nikki's request to turn it allll the way up. Gem set the chairs back as she followed Nikki back into the living room.
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Quatre sat in a chair reading a book while Wufei fumbled with his katana with Duo hovering over his shoulder and Heero hunched over his laptop as usual. "Where were you two all day?!" Duo asked curiously. "Where we always are, duh. Sketching pictures of the sea." Nikki replied as if Duo should have already known as they both held up their pictures. "Wow.. those are good!" Quatre said in disbelief.. If you saw them you would be in awe too (Trust me.. Nikki is really good irl you'd have the same reaction x_X Oh yea and don't get any ideas ppl, the Yuri thing will be in the Relena bashing.). "Ok ok we all know their good artists lets just get ready!" Kes said impatiently as she ran off to her room. The guys got up and headed off to get ready too as Ari and Rane followed Kes to make sure she didn't tear up the closet again. Gem tossed her sketchpad on the table as she headed off to her room with Nikki following.
Gem shuffled through her side of the closet and finally picked out a light faded blue pair of flared jeans and a white top that tied in back at the neck and a little lower than the middle of the back. Nikki just decided to change into an orange one similar to Gem's but had cris-crosses in the back and pulled her hair back slightly with a white headband. Gem just brushed out her hair, letting two streaks of blonde stay at the side of her face and brushed body glitter all over. "What are you the glitter queen??" Nikki said attempting to look through a cloud of glitter. "Yea, and you just figured that out?" Nikki just shook her head as she slipped on her white tennis shoes and headed back into the living room with Gem not far behind. Ari, Rane, and Kes headed out after them in tops almost similar to Nikki and Gem's but in different colors. Gem flopped down in an arm chair, "What takes them so long?!" she inquired not really needing to know the answer while she adjusted a bit of silver eye shadow. The guys finally came out about twenty minutes later because Duo had used most of the hot water washing his hair so it took twice as long. By this time it was about 9:30 so they packed into two cars. One with Wufei, Kes, Heero, and Rane. The other with Quatre, Gem, Trowa, Ari, Duo, and Nikki. Duo led the other car to the bar, which was about 20 minutes away so Gem decided to introduce the guys to Jimmy Buffet. Duo started dancing in the drivers seat to 'Fruitcakes' and almost started singing but they thankfully arrived at the bar before he had a chance to.
Everyone hopped out of the cars and entered the bar where they were welcomed by a waitress/talk show host like girl with a nametag that said "Micala." "Hey! I'm Micala and I will be your waitress/evil Karaoke host for this evening. How about a table for ten?" Everyone agreed except Heero and Wufei who just stood there and were then reluctantly dragged along by Rane and Kes. "What would you like to drink?" Micala practically yelled so she could be heard above the screeching performer that wasn't doing too good of a job at Kid Rock's 'American Badass.' "A round of the strongest stuff you have!!" Duo yelled back even though he wasn't asked to order for everyone. Heero looked around as they waited for the drinks when his eyes fell upon a table which contained Zechs and Treize holding hands and Dorothy's arm over the shoulder of Relena. His eyes widened at this sight and started cracking up to the point that he almost fell out of his chair. "What's so funny?" Wufei inquired and then looked to where Heero was pointing and fell out of his chair. The others looked over at the table with Zechs and also proceeded to crack up but their laughter was interrupted by the high pitched squeal of Relena's. "HEEEERRRROOOO!!!!" Heero blinked as he was glomped by Relena who was attempting to drag him out of the door. But with a few rounds of Omae o Korosu and a few good slaps on the face Relena was dragged by Dorothy out the door who was glad to have half the work done for her. She was followed by Zechs and Treize being just a little too chummy as they walked out the bar door.
The group continued snickering until the drinks came and an unusual game began. "OK!! Time for my rendition of Drinking Truth or Dare!" Kes shouted evilly. The other girls got extremely wide eyed in fear at this and a small "eep" was heard by all. With an evil BWHA Kes continued," Ok the name of the game is Truth or Dare (T/D) If you pick dare you have to do the dare or drink the moonshine, if you pick truth you have to answer the question AND drink the moonshine. Simple enough ne?" a few swift nods were the reply," Ok! T/D.. GEM!" Gem gulped slowly as she regretfully answered "Dare." "Mwha.. ok then!! I DARE you to... put on a blue wig and sing I'm a Little Tea Pot on stage D!!" Gem sighed and grabbed the wig from beside the stage and walked up to the mic, "I'm a little tea pot short and stout (etc.. it's painful enough torturing my own char.. you should know how it goes by now..)." Kes applauded," Your turn Gemy!" Gem snickered evilly," Ok, KES! T/D" Kes grinned and faithfully answered "Dare!!" "Ok then! I dare you AND Wufei to dress in hot yellow drag and sing "Oops I Did It Again" CORRECTLY and call attention to yourselves so EVERYONE can see ^_^!!!" Kes blinked and thought about drinking for a sec but decided to go ahead with the dare and dragged Wufei to the back room where a VERY loud 'INJUSTICE!!!!!!' was heard. A few moments later and after a few low Chinese curses Wufei came out in a hot yellow tacky snakeskin print mini skirt and tube top to match with matching heels with Kes pushing him in the same thing but in a very ugly shade of green. The lights dimmed a little as a spotlight was put on the stage where the pair was in position to dance. They both looked up and started with the lame dance moves, " Mmmyea.. (blah blah.. I can't stand this song correction.. I HATE this song and the so-called artist sooo.. onto the chorus!) Oops I did it again, I played with your heart got lost in the game ::tacky dance moves inserted here:: (something some thing.. however it goes x_X)" Was heard from both of them, highly off key and actually doing justice to the song because it sounded better than the original slut anyway. Gem stood by the stage and tape the whole thing with her pocket camcorder knowing she'd never live this down. As soon as the music stopped Wufei scrambled off the stage to change back into his regular clothes and scrambled back to his seat, officially sinking three inches into it. Kes came back in her own outfit and pointed out Wufei still had the bow in his hair after about ten minutes. And so the game continued. "Hmm Duo T/D!" Duo thought a moment and went with Truth for the hell of it. "Ok.. is it TRUE you sleep with a HILDE PLUSHIE?!?!" Kes asked showing no mercy. Duo blushed and drank is moonshine in one gulp and feebly answered yes just to find Nikki fwaping him again with the fan. "OK OK! YOU CAN STOP NOW!!!! Quatre T/D!" Quatre blinked and answered dare since this was a few rounds later. "Hmm ok! I dare you to dance on the bar top while singing Kid Rock's American Bad Ass!" Quatre shrugged as he grabbed a spare pimp coat and clambered up to the bar top and started to sing: "American Bad Ass in black say "HEY HEY" Lemmie hear where your at! Say "HEY HEY!" Lemmie see where your at!" Etc, the song continued and a large applause was heard throughout the bar. The night went on like that with Trowa being the most sober of all of them but still voulenteered to sing "I Got You Babe" Sonny and Cher style with Ari and Heero and Rane as backup. Pretty soon Cala was becoming very tired from running back and forth of round after round of liquor. Pretty soon it was after midnight and since Wufei and Trowa were basically the only two that weren't COMPLETELY drunk they had to drive. They all packed into the respective cars and headed back to the house.
Trowa unlocked the door and helped Ari and the rest in knowing that the hangovers were already starting. It was extremely late by this time so everyone headed off to their respective bedrooms for the well needed, but not necessarily deserved, rest since the mission would most likely come in the next day.
*Yea this guy I RP with, Carrot, invented this really strong black liquor that gives you a hang over for a week.. err not that I'd know or anything.. o_o()
Gem: Ok ok I know it isn't GREAT but the next part will be soooo much better! I just needed a make-no-sense humor filler in between the first and third parts ^_^..
Quatre: I have a feeling I'm going to have a major headache before this is over..
Duo: ::tosses Quatre a bottle of extra strength asprin::
Kes: OK! WTF IS WITH THE DRAG?!!! ::mutters:: The baka will never learn.. START DIGGING YOUR GRAVE NOW!!
Gem: ::hides behind Ari, Trowa, and Quatre::
All but Kes and Gem: ::blinks::
Gem: Err.. Read and Review as always ^_^;!
Micala: Hey wait a sec! Do I get more parts in this fic?
Gem: Yep, wait around for the fourth part!
Cala: ::shrugs:: Kay!
Gem: REVIEW PPL!!! Pleassseee ::looks up wit big SD eyes:: Anyways.. my twisted cast of characters and I have to get back to the next part!
Part: 2/?
Warnings: No actually yaoi or Yuri but MAJOR hints. Cussing, drag, Relena bashing, Dorothy bashing, Karaoke, Pop star bashing, drinking, drunks, and Truth or Dare game (..You'll see what I mean). Oh yea and some terribly ooc moments will occur with the characters... Annnddd It's terrible, makes no sense, but I needed a filler in between first and third parts.. more serious stuff in the next part.
Ok usual disclaimers apply. The only thing you'd get from me is a piece of lint and half a stick of gum ^_^. Besides, would I waste my time writing these lame fics? Oh yea and if this fic sort of stops it's because I've been killed by my friend Kes (yea, I know all the characters 'cept Dr. A., Wufei, Trowa, and Heero (and Secondary charas I bash)) for reasons that will be stated in her reviews ^_^! Mmkay? Soo.. Lets get on with it! Oh yea and Happy late b-day Cala x_X. A.N.: Oh yea the house is on the ocean.. Just thought that might be important to know.
Micala: WAIIITTT!!!!!!
Gem: Er.. Yea Cala?
Cala: Um.. Am I in it ^_^?
Gem: Yea you can be the evil Karaoke host ^_^!
Cala: Cool!!
Kes: OK! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME THIS TIME!!
Gem: Nothing much.. Make you sing Slutney Queers songs, kiss Relena... Err... You'll see ^_^()!!!
Kes: ::grumbles::
Quatre: Err.. Got any plans for major humiliation for me yet??
Gem: No way ^_^! You're my favorite pilot.. besides Kes and Wufei are really the only ones that will really suffer through out this series x_X.. Even though I have a really good plot where you sort of.. Er.. never mind.. You'll see in the next part.
Quatre: ::sweatdrops:: Kay..
Duo and Nikki from on the couch: Can we get on with the fic already?!
Gem: Sure.. On with ep. 2!
Heero, Wufei, and Trowa got up at about the same time and headed into the kitchen where Quatre was making tea on account of he couldn't sleep from Duo's snoring. "Why do I feel like I've been hit by a truck?" Duo asked no one in particular with an almost hung over air. "It might be those twenty shots you had of that black junk you keep getting from Carrot*." Heero replied in his usual 'I-don't-really-give-a-damn' tone. Just as Duo was about to state his defense on his favorite alcoholic drink Ari stepped sleepily into the room. "Hey guys.." she said in a detached manner, as she poured herself a large cup of coffee, black. Everyone nodded slightly but Trowa decided to pipe up," Rough night?" "You try sleeping with Kes, she snores and sleep walks onto my bed at the same time x_x." Kes bounded in just after Ari finished her sentence. "Speak of the devil." Wufei pointed out _pretending_ not to care. "Hey everyone!" Kes said in her oh-too-cheerful way as she took a seat at the table. Rane followed in after Kes in fuzzy blue bunny slippers and a white robe as she shuffled over to the coffee pot and drank half a cup, which immediately woke her up.
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Gem yawned and stretched as she headed out of bed and dressed in her usual attire but without the jacket. She shook her head as she finished and noticed Nikki was still asleep. She walked into the kitchen noticing everyone else was up and headed to Duo, "Hey, Duo! Will you go get Nikki up? The only thing that could get her up is you." Duo promptly nodded his head and bounded out to Nikki's room. Gem looked around the kitchen; Ari and Trowa continued with random conversation with Rane and Heero while Kes and Wufei debated over justice and Quatre randomly stirred a pot. She slipped behind him and looked over his shoulder,"What'cha cooking?" Quatre blushed slightly," Just some oatmeal, ya know the usual breakfast stuff." Gem nodded a bit and poured herself a cup of tea and sipped at it.
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Duo peered over Nikki and jumped back as she rolled onto her back. He snickered lightly and yelled at the top of his lungs, "NIKKIIII!!!!!!!!!" Nikki blinked at this and shot up out of her bed as she saw Duo grinning over her. She grinned evilly and grabbed a nearby paper fan and chased Duo down the hall and back to the kitchen in red pajamas. At this everyone blinked as Duo hid behind Quatre. "Help!! She's got a paper fan and she's after meeee!!!!" Quatre couldn't help but snicker at this. "Oh come on Duo! I'm just joking!" Nikki retorted as she grabbed a cup of tea and downed half of it. Gem smirked and came up with a very valid point, "What are we going to do tonight? I mean it's just not fun to sit around here all night." Most everyone agreed 'cept Heero who just sat there staring at his laptop screen. Kes was trying to come up with an idea when she got a very evil glint in her eye, "Is there a karaoke bar around here??" All the guys turned to Duo knowing that he would be the only one to know. "Sure there is!! That's a GREAT idea! Besides it's fun to watch Wufei squirm ^_^!" Wufei promptly sunk into his seat as some not-so-soft snickers arose from the crowd. "Ok it's settled then!" Nikki proclaimed. Well all of this was settled by finishing breakfast so the dishes were loaded into the dishwasher and most everyone went their separate ways.
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Gem and Nikki headed into their room to grab their artistic activity for the day. Nikki grabbed her sketchpad and charcoal pencils while Gem grabbed her disc man with the respective Jimmy Buffet 'Fruitcakes' cd in it and her small pastel and sketchpad set and her water bottle. Once they were sure they had everything they headed out onto the back porch, grabbed a couple beach chairs, and made their way over the dunes and to the waters edge. Gem sang along to 'Apocalypso' as she set up her chair, "Apocalyp Apocalyp Apocalypso... Hey Nikki got an extra pencil I can use?" After the third time of trying to get her chair to stay and succeeded she promptly tossed Gem a spare pencil. "Thanks." Nikki just nodded as she proceeded to get to work, the only time she took something dead serious and stayed quiet. Gem just shook her head as she proceeded to sketch out the beautiful view of the waves and a few lone seagulls that looked down upon a dolphin rising from the water.
Both Nikki and Gem's pencils set to work quickly knowing that the perfect scene wouldn't last long. They were right; the seagulls dove in for their lunch while the dolphin went back to his deep-water ways. They worked for hours getting the right blends of blues and greens and grays for the inconsistent waves. The sun started to set as they finished up their work, both equally good as the others and headed back up as they heard a loud yell.. well.. screech to be more exact from Kes, "NIKKI! GEM! GET UP HERE WE'RE LEAVING IN AN HOUR!" They both shook their heads as they folded up the chairs and took care not to smudge the delicate pastel and charcoal markings as they walked back up the dunes singing Jimmy Buffet tunes by Nikki's request to turn it allll the way up. Gem set the chairs back as she followed Nikki back into the living room.
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Quatre sat in a chair reading a book while Wufei fumbled with his katana with Duo hovering over his shoulder and Heero hunched over his laptop as usual. "Where were you two all day?!" Duo asked curiously. "Where we always are, duh. Sketching pictures of the sea." Nikki replied as if Duo should have already known as they both held up their pictures. "Wow.. those are good!" Quatre said in disbelief.. If you saw them you would be in awe too (Trust me.. Nikki is really good irl you'd have the same reaction x_X Oh yea and don't get any ideas ppl, the Yuri thing will be in the Relena bashing.). "Ok ok we all know their good artists lets just get ready!" Kes said impatiently as she ran off to her room. The guys got up and headed off to get ready too as Ari and Rane followed Kes to make sure she didn't tear up the closet again. Gem tossed her sketchpad on the table as she headed off to her room with Nikki following.
Gem shuffled through her side of the closet and finally picked out a light faded blue pair of flared jeans and a white top that tied in back at the neck and a little lower than the middle of the back. Nikki just decided to change into an orange one similar to Gem's but had cris-crosses in the back and pulled her hair back slightly with a white headband. Gem just brushed out her hair, letting two streaks of blonde stay at the side of her face and brushed body glitter all over. "What are you the glitter queen??" Nikki said attempting to look through a cloud of glitter. "Yea, and you just figured that out?" Nikki just shook her head as she slipped on her white tennis shoes and headed back into the living room with Gem not far behind. Ari, Rane, and Kes headed out after them in tops almost similar to Nikki and Gem's but in different colors. Gem flopped down in an arm chair, "What takes them so long?!" she inquired not really needing to know the answer while she adjusted a bit of silver eye shadow. The guys finally came out about twenty minutes later because Duo had used most of the hot water washing his hair so it took twice as long. By this time it was about 9:30 so they packed into two cars. One with Wufei, Kes, Heero, and Rane. The other with Quatre, Gem, Trowa, Ari, Duo, and Nikki. Duo led the other car to the bar, which was about 20 minutes away so Gem decided to introduce the guys to Jimmy Buffet. Duo started dancing in the drivers seat to 'Fruitcakes' and almost started singing but they thankfully arrived at the bar before he had a chance to.
Everyone hopped out of the cars and entered the bar where they were welcomed by a waitress/talk show host like girl with a nametag that said "Micala." "Hey! I'm Micala and I will be your waitress/evil Karaoke host for this evening. How about a table for ten?" Everyone agreed except Heero and Wufei who just stood there and were then reluctantly dragged along by Rane and Kes. "What would you like to drink?" Micala practically yelled so she could be heard above the screeching performer that wasn't doing too good of a job at Kid Rock's 'American Badass.' "A round of the strongest stuff you have!!" Duo yelled back even though he wasn't asked to order for everyone. Heero looked around as they waited for the drinks when his eyes fell upon a table which contained Zechs and Treize holding hands and Dorothy's arm over the shoulder of Relena. His eyes widened at this sight and started cracking up to the point that he almost fell out of his chair. "What's so funny?" Wufei inquired and then looked to where Heero was pointing and fell out of his chair. The others looked over at the table with Zechs and also proceeded to crack up but their laughter was interrupted by the high pitched squeal of Relena's. "HEEEERRRROOOO!!!!" Heero blinked as he was glomped by Relena who was attempting to drag him out of the door. But with a few rounds of Omae o Korosu and a few good slaps on the face Relena was dragged by Dorothy out the door who was glad to have half the work done for her. She was followed by Zechs and Treize being just a little too chummy as they walked out the bar door.
The group continued snickering until the drinks came and an unusual game began. "OK!! Time for my rendition of Drinking Truth or Dare!" Kes shouted evilly. The other girls got extremely wide eyed in fear at this and a small "eep" was heard by all. With an evil BWHA Kes continued," Ok the name of the game is Truth or Dare (T/D) If you pick dare you have to do the dare or drink the moonshine, if you pick truth you have to answer the question AND drink the moonshine. Simple enough ne?" a few swift nods were the reply," Ok! T/D.. GEM!" Gem gulped slowly as she regretfully answered "Dare." "Mwha.. ok then!! I DARE you to... put on a blue wig and sing I'm a Little Tea Pot on stage D!!" Gem sighed and grabbed the wig from beside the stage and walked up to the mic, "I'm a little tea pot short and stout (etc.. it's painful enough torturing my own char.. you should know how it goes by now..)." Kes applauded," Your turn Gemy!" Gem snickered evilly," Ok, KES! T/D" Kes grinned and faithfully answered "Dare!!" "Ok then! I dare you AND Wufei to dress in hot yellow drag and sing "Oops I Did It Again" CORRECTLY and call attention to yourselves so EVERYONE can see ^_^!!!" Kes blinked and thought about drinking for a sec but decided to go ahead with the dare and dragged Wufei to the back room where a VERY loud 'INJUSTICE!!!!!!' was heard. A few moments later and after a few low Chinese curses Wufei came out in a hot yellow tacky snakeskin print mini skirt and tube top to match with matching heels with Kes pushing him in the same thing but in a very ugly shade of green. The lights dimmed a little as a spotlight was put on the stage where the pair was in position to dance. They both looked up and started with the lame dance moves, " Mmmyea.. (blah blah.. I can't stand this song correction.. I HATE this song and the so-called artist sooo.. onto the chorus!) Oops I did it again, I played with your heart got lost in the game ::tacky dance moves inserted here:: (something some thing.. however it goes x_X)" Was heard from both of them, highly off key and actually doing justice to the song because it sounded better than the original slut anyway. Gem stood by the stage and tape the whole thing with her pocket camcorder knowing she'd never live this down. As soon as the music stopped Wufei scrambled off the stage to change back into his regular clothes and scrambled back to his seat, officially sinking three inches into it. Kes came back in her own outfit and pointed out Wufei still had the bow in his hair after about ten minutes. And so the game continued. "Hmm Duo T/D!" Duo thought a moment and went with Truth for the hell of it. "Ok.. is it TRUE you sleep with a HILDE PLUSHIE?!?!" Kes asked showing no mercy. Duo blushed and drank is moonshine in one gulp and feebly answered yes just to find Nikki fwaping him again with the fan. "OK OK! YOU CAN STOP NOW!!!! Quatre T/D!" Quatre blinked and answered dare since this was a few rounds later. "Hmm ok! I dare you to dance on the bar top while singing Kid Rock's American Bad Ass!" Quatre shrugged as he grabbed a spare pimp coat and clambered up to the bar top and started to sing: "American Bad Ass in black say "HEY HEY" Lemmie hear where your at! Say "HEY HEY!" Lemmie see where your at!" Etc, the song continued and a large applause was heard throughout the bar. The night went on like that with Trowa being the most sober of all of them but still voulenteered to sing "I Got You Babe" Sonny and Cher style with Ari and Heero and Rane as backup. Pretty soon Cala was becoming very tired from running back and forth of round after round of liquor. Pretty soon it was after midnight and since Wufei and Trowa were basically the only two that weren't COMPLETELY drunk they had to drive. They all packed into the respective cars and headed back to the house.
Trowa unlocked the door and helped Ari and the rest in knowing that the hangovers were already starting. It was extremely late by this time so everyone headed off to their respective bedrooms for the well needed, but not necessarily deserved, rest since the mission would most likely come in the next day.
*Yea this guy I RP with, Carrot, invented this really strong black liquor that gives you a hang over for a week.. err not that I'd know or anything.. o_o()
Gem: Ok ok I know it isn't GREAT but the next part will be soooo much better! I just needed a make-no-sense humor filler in between the first and third parts ^_^..
Quatre: I have a feeling I'm going to have a major headache before this is over..
Duo: ::tosses Quatre a bottle of extra strength asprin::
Kes: OK! WTF IS WITH THE DRAG?!!! ::mutters:: The baka will never learn.. START DIGGING YOUR GRAVE NOW!!
Gem: ::hides behind Ari, Trowa, and Quatre::
All but Kes and Gem: ::blinks::
Gem: Err.. Read and Review as always ^_^;!
Micala: Hey wait a sec! Do I get more parts in this fic?
Gem: Yep, wait around for the fourth part!
Cala: ::shrugs:: Kay!
Gem: REVIEW PPL!!! Pleassseee ::looks up wit big SD eyes:: Anyways.. my twisted cast of characters and I have to get back to the next part!