THE FOUNDING FATHERS HAVE A LITTLE "TOO" MUCH FUN........
The Fucking Father Of Debt
Hamilton: I love debt.
Burr: That's bbaadd.
Hamilton: I love you!
*hot passionate sex sounds*
Burr: That was nice.
Hamilton: You're still not going to win ANY election.
Burr: Damn, and I thought sex was a good bribe.
Hamilton: It was, but I've had better, by...Washington!
Washington: *in a dress* Tee-hee, yes, dear?
Burr: No.
The End!!
The Difference Between Hate And Porn
Jefferson: I hate you.
Hamilton: Yes...but do you have this?!
*flashes him*
Jefferson: *wide eyed* I didn't know that you had a *beep beep beeeeeeep*.
Mason: Oh, my....
The End!!
I Like That Game.....
Washington: I'm sorry father, I chopped down the cherry tree.
Father: Hi-ho cherry-o! How could you?!
Washington: I'm sorry.
Father: Now I'm going to have to "whip" you.
Washington: Yessss! I mean....no! Please, father, have mercy!
*whip noises*
Father: Yee-ha!
Washington: Oh yessss....oh, I mean, Noooo!
The End!!
Nastina
Hamilton: That's nasty...
Washington: Shut up!! You know you like it! Woo-pah!
Hamilton: Ouchie!
The End!!
What Was Hard?
Ron: We have "too" much fun with dead presidents.
Kit: Yes.
Washington: Ai! That was hard!
Ron and Kit: O.o .... No.
The End!!
A Barrel Of Monkeys
Franklin: I need a lover.
*big box appears and a curtain is raised. Inside box is Washington, Hamilton, Burr, Lincoln, and Jefferson*
Franklin: *giggling* Hee-hee, the choices! Hmmmm, I pick...this one.
Washington: Wahoo! I mean, no!
The End!!
The Difference Between The 16th And 17th Century
Lincoln: I wasn't alive during this time.
Paine: *slap* Shut up, bitch!
Lincoln: Yes, master.
The End!!
She Besta Be Sorry!!!!
Ron: Hhmmph.
Lincoln: Sorry.
Ron: Heh, heh, heh. *pulls Paine out of thin air*
Lincoln: No!
Ron: Ahahaha!
Kit: You're bbbbaaaadddd.
Ron: Ahaha, *cracks whip*
Kit: Ouch!
Ron: Sorry....(not).
Kit: Did you say something?
Ron: Noooo.
Kit: Okaaaaaay.
The End!!
National Auction
*National Anthem plays*
Washington: *appears on stage, naked*
Lincoln: $300!
Burr: $400!
Jefferson: $600!
Voice: Sold to Jefferson!
Jefferson: *cracks whip which grabs Washington's ankles* Ahaha!
Washington: *bangs head on stairs* Ow!
Jefferson: Shut up! *whip cracks*
Washington: Okie (ouch) Dokie!
The End!!
Woo-pah!!!
Ron: Didn't know the presidents were perverts.
Presidents: There's a LOT you don't know.
Ron: And don't wanna know.
Kit: *bouncing up and down* I do!
Presidents: Let's "show" you.
Kit: Um...ew.
Ron: Yuckie.
Presidents: Heh heh.
Kit: *wild look in eye; whip comes out* Ahahahaha!
Presidents: No!
The End!!
Strange Growths
Kit: This is odd humor.
Ron: No.
Hamilton: Yes! Muahahahaha!!!
Kit and Ron: Noooooo!!!!!
What The Fuck Is A Cather?
*camera goes into white house and stares at Bush*
Bush: What the hell?! I thought this was supposed to be about the founding fathers!
Camera: Oh, I thought they said pounding cathers.
Camera and Bush: *blink*
*crazy circus music starts playing*
Kit: No.
The End!!
A Death In The Family
Ron: No one wants to come over! *sob*
Kit: *pats head* I'll find you someone.
Ron: Really???
Kit: Yes.
Ron: Goodie.
Tasuki: *dies*
Ron: *looks at Tasuki* No. *turns to Kit* Find me someone NOW!!!!
Kit: Eeep.
Tasuki: *dead*
The End!!
A Deadly Threat
Kit: What the hell?! What does that have to do with dead presidents?
Tasuki: No.
Ron: I SAID FIND ME SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!
Kit: *sigh* Ooookaaaay...... *pulls Hamilton out of a box* Use our old friend here.
Hamilton: Old?
Kit: Sorry, I mean dead.
Kit: *blink*
Tasuki: *blink*
Ron: No.
The End!!
Blondes
Bush: *stare* Haha.
Gore: *stare* Haha.
The End!!
An Interesting Spectacle
Clinton: I never fucked Monica; I fucked Washington.
Reporter: Isn't he dead?
Clinton: He still has some life in him. *pulls out skeleton*
Reporter: But, he has no, um, you know.
Clinton: There are ways.
Reporter: *sweatdrop* Yuckie.
The End!!
The Fucking Father Of Debt
Hamilton: I love debt.
Burr: That's bbaadd.
Hamilton: I love you!
*hot passionate sex sounds*
Burr: That was nice.
Hamilton: You're still not going to win ANY election.
Burr: Damn, and I thought sex was a good bribe.
Hamilton: It was, but I've had better, by...Washington!
Washington: *in a dress* Tee-hee, yes, dear?
Burr: No.
The End!!
The Difference Between Hate And Porn
Jefferson: I hate you.
Hamilton: Yes...but do you have this?!
*flashes him*
Jefferson: *wide eyed* I didn't know that you had a *beep beep beeeeeeep*.
Mason: Oh, my....
The End!!
I Like That Game.....
Washington: I'm sorry father, I chopped down the cherry tree.
Father: Hi-ho cherry-o! How could you?!
Washington: I'm sorry.
Father: Now I'm going to have to "whip" you.
Washington: Yessss! I mean....no! Please, father, have mercy!
*whip noises*
Father: Yee-ha!
Washington: Oh yessss....oh, I mean, Noooo!
The End!!
Nastina
Hamilton: That's nasty...
Washington: Shut up!! You know you like it! Woo-pah!
Hamilton: Ouchie!
The End!!
What Was Hard?
Ron: We have "too" much fun with dead presidents.
Kit: Yes.
Washington: Ai! That was hard!
Ron and Kit: O.o .... No.
The End!!
A Barrel Of Monkeys
Franklin: I need a lover.
*big box appears and a curtain is raised. Inside box is Washington, Hamilton, Burr, Lincoln, and Jefferson*
Franklin: *giggling* Hee-hee, the choices! Hmmmm, I pick...this one.
Washington: Wahoo! I mean, no!
The End!!
The Difference Between The 16th And 17th Century
Lincoln: I wasn't alive during this time.
Paine: *slap* Shut up, bitch!
Lincoln: Yes, master.
The End!!
She Besta Be Sorry!!!!
Ron: Hhmmph.
Lincoln: Sorry.
Ron: Heh, heh, heh. *pulls Paine out of thin air*
Lincoln: No!
Ron: Ahahaha!
Kit: You're bbbbaaaadddd.
Ron: Ahaha, *cracks whip*
Kit: Ouch!
Ron: Sorry....(not).
Kit: Did you say something?
Ron: Noooo.
Kit: Okaaaaaay.
The End!!
National Auction
*National Anthem plays*
Washington: *appears on stage, naked*
Lincoln: $300!
Burr: $400!
Jefferson: $600!
Voice: Sold to Jefferson!
Jefferson: *cracks whip which grabs Washington's ankles* Ahaha!
Washington: *bangs head on stairs* Ow!
Jefferson: Shut up! *whip cracks*
Washington: Okie (ouch) Dokie!
The End!!
Woo-pah!!!
Ron: Didn't know the presidents were perverts.
Presidents: There's a LOT you don't know.
Ron: And don't wanna know.
Kit: *bouncing up and down* I do!
Presidents: Let's "show" you.
Kit: Um...ew.
Ron: Yuckie.
Presidents: Heh heh.
Kit: *wild look in eye; whip comes out* Ahahahaha!
Presidents: No!
The End!!
Strange Growths
Kit: This is odd humor.
Ron: No.
Hamilton: Yes! Muahahahaha!!!
Kit and Ron: Noooooo!!!!!
What The Fuck Is A Cather?
*camera goes into white house and stares at Bush*
Bush: What the hell?! I thought this was supposed to be about the founding fathers!
Camera: Oh, I thought they said pounding cathers.
Camera and Bush: *blink*
*crazy circus music starts playing*
Kit: No.
The End!!
A Death In The Family
Ron: No one wants to come over! *sob*
Kit: *pats head* I'll find you someone.
Ron: Really???
Kit: Yes.
Ron: Goodie.
Tasuki: *dies*
Ron: *looks at Tasuki* No. *turns to Kit* Find me someone NOW!!!!
Kit: Eeep.
Tasuki: *dead*
The End!!
A Deadly Threat
Kit: What the hell?! What does that have to do with dead presidents?
Tasuki: No.
Ron: I SAID FIND ME SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!
Kit: *sigh* Ooookaaaay...... *pulls Hamilton out of a box* Use our old friend here.
Hamilton: Old?
Kit: Sorry, I mean dead.
Kit: *blink*
Tasuki: *blink*
Ron: No.
The End!!
Blondes
Bush: *stare* Haha.
Gore: *stare* Haha.
The End!!
An Interesting Spectacle
Clinton: I never fucked Monica; I fucked Washington.
Reporter: Isn't he dead?
Clinton: He still has some life in him. *pulls out skeleton*
Reporter: But, he has no, um, you know.
Clinton: There are ways.
Reporter: *sweatdrop* Yuckie.
The End!!