SHORTIES AGAIN ALSO
Attack Of The Killer Spiders!!!
Ranma: What's that on the ground?
Mousse: Gasp! Is it a spider?
Ranma: Yep.
Mousse: *screams and drowns himself in a pond*
Ranma: Oh wait. It's just a paper clip.
Mousse: *from under water* Okay.
The End!!
Attack of the Killer Killers!!
Wufei: I'm telling you it's true dammit!! I switched bodies with Trowa.
Psychiatrist: Sure, sure. Would you rather I called you Trowa?
Wufei: Damn you, sadistic_mind!!!
Ron: *looking up from her sod@ TM* What? What did I do?
The End!!
Attack of the Killer..........nevermind.
Quatre: So Trowa, what do you wanna "do" tonight?
Trowa: Meaning??
Quatre: Something in the bedroom?
Trowa: Meaning??
Quatre: Something that involves you and me and sexual intercourse???
Trowa: Meaning??
Quatre: ...nevermind.
The End!!
A knight's night.
Wufei: *looking through a peephole* Heh heh heh, Trowa and Duo are so nasty. Wait till I tell Quatre and Heero about this. *runs away*
Duo: Heh heh, fooled him.
Trowa: ...wait a second. Why were we trying to fool him again?
Duo: Dunno....Wanna do it again?
Trowa: Sure!!
*CENSORED*
The End!!
HOT DAMN!
Duo: Hey look! I found a dollar!
Heero: Whoopee!! *steals it and runs away*
Duo: *yelling to him* Just kidding!! It's only a penny!
Heero: *yelling to no one* Shit! He tricked me again.
The End!!
Jester in 'Da House!
Relena: I am but a fool's fool.
Heero: You got that right!
*circus music begins playing, people on unicycles appear out of no where. They are juggling tomatoes and occasionally throw one at Relena. Biscuits begin raining out of the sky*
The End!!
A Farmer's Nightmare
Trowa: Boy, these sheep sure are fun to "play" with.
Wufei: Yep.
Both: Heh heh heh heh......
The End!!
Nani??
Nakago: That was loud, precocious, and pseudo-intellectual.
Tamahome: .......
Nakago: Well??
Tamahome: .......
Nakago: Say something!!!
Tamahome: I like cheese.
Nakago: *dies*
Tamahome: Heh heh heh......
Tasuki: Nakago "sucks".
Tamahome: How would you know?
Tasuki: Heh heh heh.....
Tamahome: .........so it was you who gave me herpes!!
Tasuki: Bye! *he runs away*
Tamahome: Damn you! *chases after him*
Nakago: *gets up* I sure fooled them.
The End!!
Crack And Cocaine Are The Same Thing
Piccolo: Boy, this crack sure is good.
Gohan: Yep.
Both: *continue staring at the floor*
The End!!
Is It Sunday?
Gatomon: Diglet!
Hikari: Shut up!
Gatomon: .....no.
Hikari: *pulls out big ass sword* Then die!
Gatomon: Feel the wrath of my claws!
Takeru: Sigh, they do this every Sunday.
The End!!
Itchy Tasty......I Mean.....
Jessie: Mmm...rice!
James: Hooray! This makes it all worth it!
*a cage falls down on them*
Ash: Muahahahahaha! It is a trap!
Jessie and James: Nooooooooo!!!
The End!!
Misty: I see you've got Jessie and James trapped in a cage.
Ash: Yep. Heh heh...
Misty: So, what are you gonna "do" with them?
Ash: Heh heh. Duh!
Both: Heh heh heh heh......
Ash: I call James!
Misty: *sweatdrop*
The End!!
Ron: That sucked!
Kit: *with Heero mask on* Omae o korosu.
Ron: *sweatdrop*
THE END FO' REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Attack Of The Killer Spiders!!!
Ranma: What's that on the ground?
Mousse: Gasp! Is it a spider?
Ranma: Yep.
Mousse: *screams and drowns himself in a pond*
Ranma: Oh wait. It's just a paper clip.
Mousse: *from under water* Okay.
The End!!
Attack of the Killer Killers!!
Wufei: I'm telling you it's true dammit!! I switched bodies with Trowa.
Psychiatrist: Sure, sure. Would you rather I called you Trowa?
Wufei: Damn you, sadistic_mind!!!
Ron: *looking up from her sod@ TM* What? What did I do?
The End!!
Attack of the Killer..........nevermind.
Quatre: So Trowa, what do you wanna "do" tonight?
Trowa: Meaning??
Quatre: Something in the bedroom?
Trowa: Meaning??
Quatre: Something that involves you and me and sexual intercourse???
Trowa: Meaning??
Quatre: ...nevermind.
The End!!
A knight's night.
Wufei: *looking through a peephole* Heh heh heh, Trowa and Duo are so nasty. Wait till I tell Quatre and Heero about this. *runs away*
Duo: Heh heh, fooled him.
Trowa: ...wait a second. Why were we trying to fool him again?
Duo: Dunno....Wanna do it again?
Trowa: Sure!!
*CENSORED*
The End!!
HOT DAMN!
Duo: Hey look! I found a dollar!
Heero: Whoopee!! *steals it and runs away*
Duo: *yelling to him* Just kidding!! It's only a penny!
Heero: *yelling to no one* Shit! He tricked me again.
The End!!
Jester in 'Da House!
Relena: I am but a fool's fool.
Heero: You got that right!
*circus music begins playing, people on unicycles appear out of no where. They are juggling tomatoes and occasionally throw one at Relena. Biscuits begin raining out of the sky*
The End!!
A Farmer's Nightmare
Trowa: Boy, these sheep sure are fun to "play" with.
Wufei: Yep.
Both: Heh heh heh heh......
The End!!
Nani??
Nakago: That was loud, precocious, and pseudo-intellectual.
Tamahome: .......
Nakago: Well??
Tamahome: .......
Nakago: Say something!!!
Tamahome: I like cheese.
Nakago: *dies*
Tamahome: Heh heh heh......
Tasuki: Nakago "sucks".
Tamahome: How would you know?
Tasuki: Heh heh heh.....
Tamahome: .........so it was you who gave me herpes!!
Tasuki: Bye! *he runs away*
Tamahome: Damn you! *chases after him*
Nakago: *gets up* I sure fooled them.
The End!!
Crack And Cocaine Are The Same Thing
Piccolo: Boy, this crack sure is good.
Gohan: Yep.
Both: *continue staring at the floor*
The End!!
Is It Sunday?
Gatomon: Diglet!
Hikari: Shut up!
Gatomon: .....no.
Hikari: *pulls out big ass sword* Then die!
Gatomon: Feel the wrath of my claws!
Takeru: Sigh, they do this every Sunday.
The End!!
Itchy Tasty......I Mean.....
Jessie: Mmm...rice!
James: Hooray! This makes it all worth it!
*a cage falls down on them*
Ash: Muahahahahaha! It is a trap!
Jessie and James: Nooooooooo!!!
The End!!
Misty: I see you've got Jessie and James trapped in a cage.
Ash: Yep. Heh heh...
Misty: So, what are you gonna "do" with them?
Ash: Heh heh. Duh!
Both: Heh heh heh heh......
Ash: I call James!
Misty: *sweatdrop*
The End!!
Ron: That sucked!
Kit: *with Heero mask on* Omae o korosu.
Ron: *sweatdrop*
THE END FO' REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!