This is part 2 in the LALU 3 part series. . .it's still funny, so if you like humor go ahead and read, cuz you're not getting a whole lot of humor in part 3 ^^() just warning ya. Go read it's funny!
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokemon, or any of this stuff, I wouldn't be writing this fic; I'd be in Hawaii wandering around a volcano (seriously I have GOT to go there someday ^^;). So don't sue me. Please. ^^()
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Lovers and Losers, Unite! Part 2
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"No! I don't wanna go! WAAAAH!" Ash whined and thrashed around with all his might as Misty dragged him through the woods in a search for Team Rocket's hideout. Since his complaints had grown more persistant, she kicked him in the shin. Again.
"Ouuuwww!"
"Ya know what?" Misty suddenly dropped Ash and towered over his sprawled form. "I think I've had it up to HERE," she brought her hand up over her mangy carrot-colored wire - uh, hair, "with this Pokemon trainer crap. All it is is kids capturing wild animals and pitting them against each other in cock fights! Then we get money if we win. What *is* it?"
Ash barely had the strength enough to look up but he mumbled, "It's called Pokemon training."
"No it's not, but I'll tell you what is IS!" Misty's head grew ten times it's normal size - so about twenty times bigger than Ash's - and boomed at the top of her voice, "It's slave labor! That's all it is - SLAVE LABOR!" with an emphisis on "slave."
Ash was so taken aback by this exclamation he leapt up in the air, landed, and toppled head over heels into a lake. Not a split second later, a Gyrados jumped out, bit Ash's rear, and threw him back on shore - but not before devouring most of his clothes.
"Hey, give me back my Pikachu - wait, I mean give me back my pants!" Ash turned around to see Misty laughing her ass off, rolling over and over on the ground clutching her stomach. He looked down.
"It's the pond! I was in the pond!"
After carefully retrieving his pants - and boxers - from a pack of wild rabid Squirtles, Ash picked up a broken fan he found on the ground and smaked Misty. "Will ya shut up! It's not *that* funny! I was in the pond! Did you ever take biology?"
Still raging in a fit of laughter, Misty replied, "Heeheehee, Ash, you're so. . . Bwaahahahahaha!"
Face as red as his sore behind, Ash walked away in a maddened fit. "Fine! Be that way! I know when I'm not wanted. I'll just leave!"
Misty stopped laughing. For a moment she looked surprized, then smirked. "Oh, no you don't. You're not going anywhere until you set all those Pokemon of yours free!"
"You want me to do WHAT?!"
"You heard me. See, I set all mine free! I'm only keeping Togepi because I need to take care of it."
"Toke-briiiiiiii!" [Let me go you moron!]
"See? It needs my love!"
"You are NOT getting my Pokemon!"
"Slave labor! It's *SLAVE LABOR!* Maaaaaaaaaaa!"
~~~
"I'm still scared!"
"And who's problem is dat? It's not *my* problem. It's *your* problem. And you really gotta learn ta deal wit your own problems," Meowth stuttered, slowly backing away from James.
James dragged himself into an upright position and immediately fell back down again onto some rocks.
"Ow! That hurt!"
Meowth frowned. James had always acted whimpy, but this was ridiculous! And for a fleeting moment, he missed Jessie himself. After all, she was always there to whack James whenever he got like this. And now that she was gone, who knows where, well. . .
And then he rememebered they wouldn't be here if it wasn't for her.
"I'll kill 'er! I'll claw her eyes out! And will you shaddup? Shaddup! Shaddup, I tell you!" Meowth's voice was like that of someone in the mob, and it scared the hell out of James.
"Please don't kill me here's two hundered yen I swear that's all I've got!" James shoved Meowth his pocket change, leapt up, and sped away.
"Jessieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
~~~
"Eeeek! You got the powder right in my eye."
"Pika." [Sorry.]
"You, kid, go fetch some water and a paper towel for my eye." Jessie barked at Brock
"Yes ma'am!"
Seconds later he returned with a damp paper towel, which Pikachu snatched away. The Pokemon dabbed Jessie's left eye, removing the eye shadow which had fallen in there.
"Pi, pika chu?" [There, isn't that better?]
Jessie sighed. "Yeah. Thanks. Are you almost done?"
Pikachu shook it's head. "Pi!" [Yep!"]
Brock sat back down in the same spot where he'd been sitting for the past three hours, waiting on Jessie and Pikachu hand and foot, no questions asked. At first he sat at rapt attention, but after a while his spirits had gone down a bit and he now passed the time by staring down at his feet, twiddling his thumbs. "Man, I need some Poke Carbos," Brock thought to himself.
Jessie smiled. "Good! After you're finished, we can do Brock."
Brock looked up, hope in his eyes. ()
Pikachu nodded once again, then turned to look at Brock. "Chu pi!" [Yeah you
bet!]
Brock's smile faded, and he began to get a little scared.
"Uh, I'm sorry Pikachu, but - "
*SLAP*
"Aaah!"
Jessie was accustomed to perverted stupidity.
"What we *mean*," she glared at the smarting spikey haired boy, "is that we're going to give *you* a makeover too! And you need one."
"Pi pika, chu pi pi chu kaka." [You should see the rest of 'em; they wear the same clothes every day!]
"Uh, haha, ew, really, how nasty, hehe," Jessie's eyes darted around the room, looking for an exit. Pikachu was awsome to be around and play dress-up with, but it was acting really nasty, and was that eye shadow scheme *really* an accident? Jessie sure didn't think so, but tried not to show it.
Pikachu could read Jessie like a book. After all, it *had* been staring at her face for more than three hours The yellow mouse took a small step forward and eyed Jessie suspiciously.
"What is it? What are you looking at me like that for? Ack! Get away from me!"
"Piiiii kaaaaaa CHUUUUUUUU!"
"Aaaaaaaah!!"
Jessie, red hair ablaze (electricity + too much hairspray = strange firey reactions), leapt out the nearest window and made her way to the nearest pond.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Someone heeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeee!"
~~~
"Somebody, anybody, Haaaaaaalp!"
Ash's words unwittingly mirrored those of his enemy, more at large at the moment than ever before.
Misty bashed him on the head, again. "Oh quiet you! And give me Bulbasaur!"
The boy backed away, covering his remaining PokeBalls with his still sopping wet jacket. "No way! You've already gotten Charizard, Squirtle and Muk to listen to your stupid story, but there's NO WAY you're taking away my Bulbasaur!"
"SLAVE LABOR! SLAVE LABOR!"
"Oh, alright, alright, but only if you let Togepi go too."
"Brii!" [Yeah! Listen to 'im, Misty! For God's sake, listen!]
Misty grinned. "See Ash? Togepi doesn't want to leave me, and it needs me to care for it!" But under her breath Misty smirked, saying, "And there's no way I'm lettin' this one get away!"
Togepi heard her words, and cringed in pure, utter terror.
~~~
I believe it is now time to tell the tale of Misty the Egg Hatcher. You see, Misty always loooved *eggs*. No matter what kind of eggs they were, she loved *eggs*. Even though she was a Water Pokemon trainer and was a born-and-raised Cerulean City Gym Leader, her heart always lay with *eggs*.
Brown eggs, white eggs, blue eggs, bird eggs, fish eggs - she treasured them all.
But poor Misty never really got any eggs. The only ones she could ever find were Goldeen eggs, and most of those were shipped off to Russia for processing. So one day Misty decided to leave home on an egg hunt. She told her sisters that she wanted to become a great Pokemon Trainer, but that was a stupid excuse because she already was a Gym Leader. The Three Sensational Sisters fell for Misty's pathetic excuse, and she left in a second.
An hour into her journey, Misty was hopelessly lost in the wilderness (well actually, she was on Route 8, but she didn't know that ^^). She wanted to get to Vermilion City, since there was an abundance of Spearow living there.
And where there were Spearow. . .
There were always Spearow *eggs*.
She walked for a while in a seemingly aimless direction, and then came into a clearing with a bunch of people. At least, she thought they were people. But at a second look, they were more like zombies than anything else. And surprise surprise, zombies they were indeed!
But Misty didn't realize this. She wandered around the croud, calling out to no one in particular in hope of an answer - "Can somebody please tell me how to get to Vermilion City? Hello there, can anyone tell me the route to Vermilion City?" She got no response from the croud, so Misty decided to try a one-on-one strategy. "Can you help me sir? Please? Hey come on! How do you get to Vermilion City! Tell me! TELL MEEEEEEE!!!"
After several fruitless attempts, Misty walked over to what appeared to be a Pokemon Gym. "Hey wow, I'm in Saffron City! That explains those people. They must have been possesed."
Quite happy with her discovery, Misty headed south. Walking through the city she passed by a pair of people dressed mostly in white, both with really weird hair, who were harassing some kid into giving them his Pokemon. She also saw an old man pounding on the window of his cottage from the inside, yelling and pointing to passerbys - "You there! You want TM 29! I know you do! I'm Mr. Psychic! I know everything!"
Finally, Misty reached the gatehouse and stepped inside. She was met by a zombie armed with what at first glance appeared to be eggs. Misty jumped at the opportunity.
"Hey gimme those!" the redhead yelled and jumped over the desk to try and grab the eggs out of the gatekeepers amrs.
But the gatekeeper didn't have eggs; he had grenades. "Yo kid, what do you think you're doin?! You're not allowed out of Saffron! Ueaaah!" The man hurled a grenade at Misty, and the girl fled out the other side of the gatehouse and into Vermilion City.
"Yay! I'm in Vermilion City! Woo-hoo!"
Unfortunately, Misty's yells rippled across a lake and bounced up onto a large billboard, echoing back and casting her "woo-hoo" for miles around. Most everyone in the city heard it, along with them a man who came rampaging up Route 6.
"Where is it? Where is it?! That sound! It SOUNDS like a new Pokemon! I'll be famous. . . I, the Pokemon lover of the world, head of the Pokemon Fan Club. . . hey, maybe it's an evolution to Rapidash. . . wouldn't that be SPLENDID?! Hey, where'd my bike go? You kid, give me that back! I hate my Fearow! It smells!"
Misty broke into a run and raced past several angry couples, through town, and jumped into a bush near Diglett's Cave. She landed on a Drowzee.
"Woa-aaaaaah!" Misty yelled as she was hurled through the air by the Drowzee's Psychic attacks.
"Drow, zeeeee." [That'll teach that slut.]
As Misty made her way through the sky, she spotted a flock of Spearow. "Great!" she thought, "my plan is going to work! I'll just follow these Spearow and get their eggs! Then I'll have eggs! Yay!"
But there was something working against Misty - gravity. The girl was going to start falling at some time or another. And when she did it was bye bye eggs.
Then Misty got an idea. "I can use Starmie! Go Starmie!"
"Brrrrrrr." [I'm cold.]
"Starmie, direct your Water Gun at the ground and we'll stay all the way up here. It'll be like riding a wave!" Talk about slave labor.
So Starmie flooded Lavendar Town, putting several people in ICU. But otherwise, Misty's plan worked. She had been able to follow the Spearow just a few miles and snatched some of their eggs when they had stopped to roost in a tree for the night.
Misty was delighted. "Yay! I have eggs!"
"Buurrrrrrrrr." [Get me a blanket will ya?!]
Once Misty gathered her eggs, she set off to Cinnibar Island to try and get some Charmander eggs. That is, as long as Charmanders *had* eggs. She'd always assumed they did, being reptiles and all.
So Misty went to Cinnibar Island. No biggie. She just did the thing she did with Starmie, except this time she used Staryu as back-up. When they reached the island, Misty went in search of her eggs, leaving Staryu and Starmie with a Nurse Joy who happened to be resting on the beach.
"They need to rest! Take care of them!"
"Huh?" Joy was confused. This was her day off, and she wasn't about to give it up to take care of some purple water thing. So she left them on the beach. Staryu and Starmie were quite happy with this, and they made their way to the ocean.
Meanwhile, Misty was finding out that though Charmanders have eggs, they're really hot eggs, i.e. they burn your hands when you pick them up. So she decided to leave those eggs alone and head back home, laden with roughly fifty Spearow eggs, plus and a few from an Ekans - these she'd found along the way to Cinnibar (don't ask me how she found them being up in the air above the water, cuz I dunno).
So Misty headed back home, as I said, laden with eggs. It didn't take her too long to find Staryu and Starmie, considering Starfish Pokemon can barely move on land. They'd never even made it to the ocean. Then, hovering in midair on Starmie, Misty did something really stupid - she dropped the eggs. They hit the ocean below and somehow, a sickening splat was heard.
"Noooooooo! My eggs!"
"Hurrrbrrrrr." [Haha you dropped your eggs.]
And so Misty lost her eggs. She never did return home and instead spent her days cursing eggs, but still greiving for more of them to hatch. She returned to Viridian Forest to fish for wild Pokemon, where she most unfortunately met up with Ash and made her new goal in life to drive the life force out of him with constant ranting.
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James lay cringing by the waters edge in a fetal position, frightened out of his mind of his entire life and all that was around him. After running away from 'Gangsta Meowth,' he stopped by a pond for a drink and found that he couldn't get his body to move when he was done. "Why am I the only one who ever gets picked on?" he whined aloud. "Why is it always ME?" his voice went up all high and squeaky on the last syllable. "Why are people always making fun of me and bashing me over the head and stealing my money and everything! They never leave me alone! Even the fanfic writers make fun of me! Well I'll tell you this you morons - first of all, I'm not gay! It shouldn't be an issue! Secondly, my last name isn't 'Rocket.' NO ONE HAS ROCKET FOR A FRIKKIN' LAST NAME!" James stood up in reciting his rant, which he screamed out to into the night sky before collapsing face-first into the pond.
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"Ow! What the heck?" Jessie tugged on her hair, but it was stuck under a something in the pond where she had doused the fire. "Damned rocks, always there, why don't they all just go away. . ." she submerged herself back under the water to unhinge her hair from whatever it was snagged on.
But it was strange - for a split second, Jessie could've sworn that whatever she was tugging on had tugged back.
~~~
Togepi's arms had never moved as fast in it's entire life as they did when Misty had murmured what it considered a death threat to it. "Bri, bri, bri, bri!" Togepi's miniscule arms waggled back and forth with it's 'words.'
Misty was confused. She put the egg down on the ground and asked, "Togepi, what are you doing?"
"Bri, bri, bri, bri!"
"Are you scared of Ash? It's understandable if you are."
"Bri, bri, bri, bri!"
"It's okay Togepi I'll protect you!"
Togepi's face was one of mock gratitude as it proclaimed for all the world to hear. . .
"TO-KI!"
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*End Part 2* Now just wait till I get part 3 up. . .hehehe. . .^^
Disclaimer: If I owned Pokemon, or any of this stuff, I wouldn't be writing this fic; I'd be in Hawaii wandering around a volcano (seriously I have GOT to go there someday ^^;). So don't sue me. Please. ^^()
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Lovers and Losers, Unite! Part 2
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"No! I don't wanna go! WAAAAH!" Ash whined and thrashed around with all his might as Misty dragged him through the woods in a search for Team Rocket's hideout. Since his complaints had grown more persistant, she kicked him in the shin. Again.
"Ouuuwww!"
"Ya know what?" Misty suddenly dropped Ash and towered over his sprawled form. "I think I've had it up to HERE," she brought her hand up over her mangy carrot-colored wire - uh, hair, "with this Pokemon trainer crap. All it is is kids capturing wild animals and pitting them against each other in cock fights! Then we get money if we win. What *is* it?"
Ash barely had the strength enough to look up but he mumbled, "It's called Pokemon training."
"No it's not, but I'll tell you what is IS!" Misty's head grew ten times it's normal size - so about twenty times bigger than Ash's - and boomed at the top of her voice, "It's slave labor! That's all it is - SLAVE LABOR!" with an emphisis on "slave."
Ash was so taken aback by this exclamation he leapt up in the air, landed, and toppled head over heels into a lake. Not a split second later, a Gyrados jumped out, bit Ash's rear, and threw him back on shore - but not before devouring most of his clothes.
"Hey, give me back my Pikachu - wait, I mean give me back my pants!" Ash turned around to see Misty laughing her ass off, rolling over and over on the ground clutching her stomach. He looked down.
"It's the pond! I was in the pond!"
After carefully retrieving his pants - and boxers - from a pack of wild rabid Squirtles, Ash picked up a broken fan he found on the ground and smaked Misty. "Will ya shut up! It's not *that* funny! I was in the pond! Did you ever take biology?"
Still raging in a fit of laughter, Misty replied, "Heeheehee, Ash, you're so. . . Bwaahahahahaha!"
Face as red as his sore behind, Ash walked away in a maddened fit. "Fine! Be that way! I know when I'm not wanted. I'll just leave!"
Misty stopped laughing. For a moment she looked surprized, then smirked. "Oh, no you don't. You're not going anywhere until you set all those Pokemon of yours free!"
"You want me to do WHAT?!"
"You heard me. See, I set all mine free! I'm only keeping Togepi because I need to take care of it."
"Toke-briiiiiiii!" [Let me go you moron!]
"See? It needs my love!"
"You are NOT getting my Pokemon!"
"Slave labor! It's *SLAVE LABOR!* Maaaaaaaaaaa!"
~~~
"I'm still scared!"
"And who's problem is dat? It's not *my* problem. It's *your* problem. And you really gotta learn ta deal wit your own problems," Meowth stuttered, slowly backing away from James.
James dragged himself into an upright position and immediately fell back down again onto some rocks.
"Ow! That hurt!"
Meowth frowned. James had always acted whimpy, but this was ridiculous! And for a fleeting moment, he missed Jessie himself. After all, she was always there to whack James whenever he got like this. And now that she was gone, who knows where, well. . .
And then he rememebered they wouldn't be here if it wasn't for her.
"I'll kill 'er! I'll claw her eyes out! And will you shaddup? Shaddup! Shaddup, I tell you!" Meowth's voice was like that of someone in the mob, and it scared the hell out of James.
"Please don't kill me here's two hundered yen I swear that's all I've got!" James shoved Meowth his pocket change, leapt up, and sped away.
"Jessieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
~~~
"Eeeek! You got the powder right in my eye."
"Pika." [Sorry.]
"You, kid, go fetch some water and a paper towel for my eye." Jessie barked at Brock
"Yes ma'am!"
Seconds later he returned with a damp paper towel, which Pikachu snatched away. The Pokemon dabbed Jessie's left eye, removing the eye shadow which had fallen in there.
"Pi, pika chu?" [There, isn't that better?]
Jessie sighed. "Yeah. Thanks. Are you almost done?"
Pikachu shook it's head. "Pi!" [Yep!"]
Brock sat back down in the same spot where he'd been sitting for the past three hours, waiting on Jessie and Pikachu hand and foot, no questions asked. At first he sat at rapt attention, but after a while his spirits had gone down a bit and he now passed the time by staring down at his feet, twiddling his thumbs. "Man, I need some Poke Carbos," Brock thought to himself.
Jessie smiled. "Good! After you're finished, we can do Brock."
Brock looked up, hope in his eyes. ()
Pikachu nodded once again, then turned to look at Brock. "Chu pi!" [Yeah you
bet!]
Brock's smile faded, and he began to get a little scared.
"Uh, I'm sorry Pikachu, but - "
*SLAP*
"Aaah!"
Jessie was accustomed to perverted stupidity.
"What we *mean*," she glared at the smarting spikey haired boy, "is that we're going to give *you* a makeover too! And you need one."
"Pi pika, chu pi pi chu kaka." [You should see the rest of 'em; they wear the same clothes every day!]
"Uh, haha, ew, really, how nasty, hehe," Jessie's eyes darted around the room, looking for an exit. Pikachu was awsome to be around and play dress-up with, but it was acting really nasty, and was that eye shadow scheme *really* an accident? Jessie sure didn't think so, but tried not to show it.
Pikachu could read Jessie like a book. After all, it *had* been staring at her face for more than three hours The yellow mouse took a small step forward and eyed Jessie suspiciously.
"What is it? What are you looking at me like that for? Ack! Get away from me!"
"Piiiii kaaaaaa CHUUUUUUUU!"
"Aaaaaaaah!!"
Jessie, red hair ablaze (electricity + too much hairspray = strange firey reactions), leapt out the nearest window and made her way to the nearest pond.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Someone heeeeeeeelp meeeeeeeeee!"
~~~
"Somebody, anybody, Haaaaaaalp!"
Ash's words unwittingly mirrored those of his enemy, more at large at the moment than ever before.
Misty bashed him on the head, again. "Oh quiet you! And give me Bulbasaur!"
The boy backed away, covering his remaining PokeBalls with his still sopping wet jacket. "No way! You've already gotten Charizard, Squirtle and Muk to listen to your stupid story, but there's NO WAY you're taking away my Bulbasaur!"
"SLAVE LABOR! SLAVE LABOR!"
"Oh, alright, alright, but only if you let Togepi go too."
"Brii!" [Yeah! Listen to 'im, Misty! For God's sake, listen!]
Misty grinned. "See Ash? Togepi doesn't want to leave me, and it needs me to care for it!" But under her breath Misty smirked, saying, "And there's no way I'm lettin' this one get away!"
Togepi heard her words, and cringed in pure, utter terror.
~~~
I believe it is now time to tell the tale of Misty the Egg Hatcher. You see, Misty always loooved *eggs*. No matter what kind of eggs they were, she loved *eggs*. Even though she was a Water Pokemon trainer and was a born-and-raised Cerulean City Gym Leader, her heart always lay with *eggs*.
Brown eggs, white eggs, blue eggs, bird eggs, fish eggs - she treasured them all.
But poor Misty never really got any eggs. The only ones she could ever find were Goldeen eggs, and most of those were shipped off to Russia for processing. So one day Misty decided to leave home on an egg hunt. She told her sisters that she wanted to become a great Pokemon Trainer, but that was a stupid excuse because she already was a Gym Leader. The Three Sensational Sisters fell for Misty's pathetic excuse, and she left in a second.
An hour into her journey, Misty was hopelessly lost in the wilderness (well actually, she was on Route 8, but she didn't know that ^^). She wanted to get to Vermilion City, since there was an abundance of Spearow living there.
And where there were Spearow. . .
There were always Spearow *eggs*.
She walked for a while in a seemingly aimless direction, and then came into a clearing with a bunch of people. At least, she thought they were people. But at a second look, they were more like zombies than anything else. And surprise surprise, zombies they were indeed!
But Misty didn't realize this. She wandered around the croud, calling out to no one in particular in hope of an answer - "Can somebody please tell me how to get to Vermilion City? Hello there, can anyone tell me the route to Vermilion City?" She got no response from the croud, so Misty decided to try a one-on-one strategy. "Can you help me sir? Please? Hey come on! How do you get to Vermilion City! Tell me! TELL MEEEEEEE!!!"
After several fruitless attempts, Misty walked over to what appeared to be a Pokemon Gym. "Hey wow, I'm in Saffron City! That explains those people. They must have been possesed."
Quite happy with her discovery, Misty headed south. Walking through the city she passed by a pair of people dressed mostly in white, both with really weird hair, who were harassing some kid into giving them his Pokemon. She also saw an old man pounding on the window of his cottage from the inside, yelling and pointing to passerbys - "You there! You want TM 29! I know you do! I'm Mr. Psychic! I know everything!"
Finally, Misty reached the gatehouse and stepped inside. She was met by a zombie armed with what at first glance appeared to be eggs. Misty jumped at the opportunity.
"Hey gimme those!" the redhead yelled and jumped over the desk to try and grab the eggs out of the gatekeepers amrs.
But the gatekeeper didn't have eggs; he had grenades. "Yo kid, what do you think you're doin?! You're not allowed out of Saffron! Ueaaah!" The man hurled a grenade at Misty, and the girl fled out the other side of the gatehouse and into Vermilion City.
"Yay! I'm in Vermilion City! Woo-hoo!"
Unfortunately, Misty's yells rippled across a lake and bounced up onto a large billboard, echoing back and casting her "woo-hoo" for miles around. Most everyone in the city heard it, along with them a man who came rampaging up Route 6.
"Where is it? Where is it?! That sound! It SOUNDS like a new Pokemon! I'll be famous. . . I, the Pokemon lover of the world, head of the Pokemon Fan Club. . . hey, maybe it's an evolution to Rapidash. . . wouldn't that be SPLENDID?! Hey, where'd my bike go? You kid, give me that back! I hate my Fearow! It smells!"
Misty broke into a run and raced past several angry couples, through town, and jumped into a bush near Diglett's Cave. She landed on a Drowzee.
"Woa-aaaaaah!" Misty yelled as she was hurled through the air by the Drowzee's Psychic attacks.
"Drow, zeeeee." [That'll teach that slut.]
As Misty made her way through the sky, she spotted a flock of Spearow. "Great!" she thought, "my plan is going to work! I'll just follow these Spearow and get their eggs! Then I'll have eggs! Yay!"
But there was something working against Misty - gravity. The girl was going to start falling at some time or another. And when she did it was bye bye eggs.
Then Misty got an idea. "I can use Starmie! Go Starmie!"
"Brrrrrrr." [I'm cold.]
"Starmie, direct your Water Gun at the ground and we'll stay all the way up here. It'll be like riding a wave!" Talk about slave labor.
So Starmie flooded Lavendar Town, putting several people in ICU. But otherwise, Misty's plan worked. She had been able to follow the Spearow just a few miles and snatched some of their eggs when they had stopped to roost in a tree for the night.
Misty was delighted. "Yay! I have eggs!"
"Buurrrrrrrrr." [Get me a blanket will ya?!]
Once Misty gathered her eggs, she set off to Cinnibar Island to try and get some Charmander eggs. That is, as long as Charmanders *had* eggs. She'd always assumed they did, being reptiles and all.
So Misty went to Cinnibar Island. No biggie. She just did the thing she did with Starmie, except this time she used Staryu as back-up. When they reached the island, Misty went in search of her eggs, leaving Staryu and Starmie with a Nurse Joy who happened to be resting on the beach.
"They need to rest! Take care of them!"
"Huh?" Joy was confused. This was her day off, and she wasn't about to give it up to take care of some purple water thing. So she left them on the beach. Staryu and Starmie were quite happy with this, and they made their way to the ocean.
Meanwhile, Misty was finding out that though Charmanders have eggs, they're really hot eggs, i.e. they burn your hands when you pick them up. So she decided to leave those eggs alone and head back home, laden with roughly fifty Spearow eggs, plus and a few from an Ekans - these she'd found along the way to Cinnibar (don't ask me how she found them being up in the air above the water, cuz I dunno).
So Misty headed back home, as I said, laden with eggs. It didn't take her too long to find Staryu and Starmie, considering Starfish Pokemon can barely move on land. They'd never even made it to the ocean. Then, hovering in midair on Starmie, Misty did something really stupid - she dropped the eggs. They hit the ocean below and somehow, a sickening splat was heard.
"Noooooooo! My eggs!"
"Hurrrbrrrrr." [Haha you dropped your eggs.]
And so Misty lost her eggs. She never did return home and instead spent her days cursing eggs, but still greiving for more of them to hatch. She returned to Viridian Forest to fish for wild Pokemon, where she most unfortunately met up with Ash and made her new goal in life to drive the life force out of him with constant ranting.
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James lay cringing by the waters edge in a fetal position, frightened out of his mind of his entire life and all that was around him. After running away from 'Gangsta Meowth,' he stopped by a pond for a drink and found that he couldn't get his body to move when he was done. "Why am I the only one who ever gets picked on?" he whined aloud. "Why is it always ME?" his voice went up all high and squeaky on the last syllable. "Why are people always making fun of me and bashing me over the head and stealing my money and everything! They never leave me alone! Even the fanfic writers make fun of me! Well I'll tell you this you morons - first of all, I'm not gay! It shouldn't be an issue! Secondly, my last name isn't 'Rocket.' NO ONE HAS ROCKET FOR A FRIKKIN' LAST NAME!" James stood up in reciting his rant, which he screamed out to into the night sky before collapsing face-first into the pond.
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"Ow! What the heck?" Jessie tugged on her hair, but it was stuck under a something in the pond where she had doused the fire. "Damned rocks, always there, why don't they all just go away. . ." she submerged herself back under the water to unhinge her hair from whatever it was snagged on.
But it was strange - for a split second, Jessie could've sworn that whatever she was tugging on had tugged back.
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Togepi's arms had never moved as fast in it's entire life as they did when Misty had murmured what it considered a death threat to it. "Bri, bri, bri, bri!" Togepi's miniscule arms waggled back and forth with it's 'words.'
Misty was confused. She put the egg down on the ground and asked, "Togepi, what are you doing?"
"Bri, bri, bri, bri!"
"Are you scared of Ash? It's understandable if you are."
"Bri, bri, bri, bri!"
"It's okay Togepi I'll protect you!"
Togepi's face was one of mock gratitude as it proclaimed for all the world to hear. . .
"TO-KI!"
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*End Part 2* Now just wait till I get part 3 up. . .hehehe. . .^^