Casey: Have you ever thought of what would happen if Reno and Yuffie would break up in Reffie fics???
Cloud: No, not really.
Casey: *whacks Cloud* Well I did. *turns to the readers (if any)* This is 2gether's song, "The Hardest Part Of Breaking Up..." and I just thought it fit Yuffie! Now allow me to present: *ta da*
Sephiroth: *sighs* We should really cut down her internet access....







*~*~* The Hardest Part of Breaking Up...Is Getting Back Your Stuff *~*~*

(for Lila, the world's largest Reno fan ever)




RUDE:
The Turks are in the room
Put your hands in the air
Or the place'll go boom
The Turks are in the room
Put your hands in the air
Or the place'll go boom
The Turks are in the room
Put your hands in the air
Or the place'll go boom
The Turks are in the room
Put your hands in the air
Or the place'll go boom



RENO:
It's been so long since I've seen you girl
So long since you've threatened to hurl
(But you liked me) *grins*
I really missed the feel of your kiss
But can I have back my things before
I get really pissed



RUDE:
You had his heart, his soul, his attention
But you walked out with his materia collection

RENO:
We're Breaking Up!



RENO:
Breaking up is hard enough
Say you had nothing but I called your bluff
You got my nightstick, my gun
There goes all my fun
The hardest part of breaking up
Is getting back your stuff



RUDE:
The Turks are in the room
Put your hands in the air
Or the place'll go boom
The Turks are in the room
Put your hands in the air
Or the place'll go boom



YUFFIE:
Well Reno, you'll just have to say please

RENO:
Be that way, I'll have to call the police

RUDE & ELENA:
(We have you surrounded)

RENO:
I thought that I could trust you alone
You proved me wrong, by taking all I own



YUFFIE:
I stole whenever you turned your back *holds up materia orb*

RENO:
(Hey that's mine!)

YUFFIE:
I can't believe you forgot I'm a kleptomaniac!

RENO:
We're breaking up!



RENO:
Breaking up is hard enough
Say you had nothing but I called your bluff
You got my nightstick, my gun
There goes all my fun
The hardest part of breaking up
Is getting back your stuff



RENO:
Man, you ever break up with a girl
And she keeps your stuff?
Rude, what's up with that?

RUDE:
I don't know Reno, it's just wrong
You know what I'm saying

RENO
Something's WRONG with that



ELENA:
You left us all in the mud

YUFFIE:
(Here we go one, two) *counting materia orbs*

RUDE:
You stole from him, and from us
You ran away and cause a big fuss
I told him his girl wasn't one to trust

RENO:
I guess I never knew my calculus *shrugs*



RENO:
Breaking up is hard enough
Say you had nothing but I called your bluff
You got my nightstick, my gun
There goes all my fun
The hardest part of breaking up
Is getting back your stuff



RENO:
Breaking up is hard enough
Say you had nothing but I called your bluff
You got my nightstick, my gun
There goes all my fun
The hardest part of breaking up
Is getting back your stuff


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Casey: *bursts into tears* Rest in peace, QT!
Reno: Who's QT?
Aeris: One of the band members who died in a car accident *leads the crying girl off*
Reno: Oh.
Tifa: *whacks Reno* Have some compassion!
Reno: *whimpers and holds his head* I'm sorry....
Tifa: Anyways, we hope you enjoyed the song-fic and reviews are always welcome!


(extra notes: QT did die of breathing problems, but I was told that the poor guy was in an accident that caused the problem. *sniff* And he was successfully fighting off cancer too!)