MoJo series No1

Final Fantasy may kick butt.....But my fan fic kicks more butt I hope ya enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it.By the way I am not any thing to do with Final Fantasy myself.......I'm just a great fan


(The party walks into the room silently)

Squall: Well.............what ya wanna do then?
Zell: ..............................
Rinoa: ...............................
Irvine: .................
Selphie: Well...................I squashed a caterchipillar
Irvine: I need the bathroom...............QUICK
Squall: Remember what Cid said say the alphebet first!!!
(Irvine was doing the pee-pee dance while Squall said ...........)
Squall: ...............Lets kid him on this time................
Zell: Yeah
Rinoa: Ditto
Selphie: I'm with them
Irvine: A......BCDE...F.......GHI....JK.....L...MNO......QRSTU.....V.WX...YZ
Squall: Why Irvy ya missed the P out
Irvine:WHOOOPS.....................its half way down my leg.....AGHHHHH
(Everyone laughed)
Irvine: Well everyone makes mastakes
Zell: Talkin about mastakes.........OH NO its here
Rinoa: What...whats here Zell?
Irvine: I know what he meas *I will not laugh I will not laugh*
Selphie: Tee Hee!!!
(Zell turning purple)
Squall: What's wrong with you people
Zell: POOPY POOPY
Irvine:Ha Ha Ha etc
All:POO...........THATS GROSS!!!
(Selphie throwing up everywhere)
Rinoa: You all right Selphie?
Selphie: Yeah I guess so...
Squall: Hey.....Whats that swirly thing on the wall
Rinoa:I don't know......Search me
Selphie:Hey.....Rinoa you took the words straight out of my mouth....WAAAAAAA
Squall:Zell go change ya undys...same with you Irvy then report back here to check it out!!!
(Zell went storming out of the room)
Irvine:Just one thing Squall....
Squall:What?
Irvine:DON'T CALL ME IRVY!!!
(Squall turns silent... same for Selphie and Rinoa)
Squall: ...................
Selphie: ....................
Rinoa: ...................
Zell: Hiya team sorry I took so long...I went to get a hot dog but they had ran out .......AGAIN!!!
Irvine:GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR!!!
(Irvine goes storming out of the room)
Rinoa: I thought we were gonna check the swirly thing out?
Zell:Whats up with Irvy?
Selphie:I think he would like not to be called Irvy!!!
(Suddenly... a figure walks through the door)
????:What in the world is going on here?!?!
All: .........Nothin'.....
Irvine: Nothin to be afraid of!!!
Squall: What do ya mean nothin to be afraid of?
Zell: Hot dogs.....I mean ditto!!!
Selphie:I'm with Squall what ya mean?
Irvine:Well...I should of told ya Nice and early but she's called Q......
Quistis:Quistis is my name Teaching is my game!!!
Rinoa:Will anyone listen to me?
Zell: Sorry could ya say that again Rinoa I wasn't listening!!!
Selphie: Do you dingbats realise!!!
Quistis:What?
Selphie:There is a time portle right in front of us and you...well you are not doing anythin' in reaction
(They all turned to the portle)
Irvine:She's right
Zell:For once
(Squall kicks Zell right in the nuts)
Zell:(sniff)Ok maybe she is right this time
Selphie:Shut up Zell or I'll use your head as a bucket, and paint my walls with yer brains!
Zell:(Gulp)
(Then a Mysterious figure walks through the portle)
????:I come in peace!!!
To Be Continued...