Quatre: No you don't.
Ekaurii: Ever heard of a thing called SARCASM?
Quatre: O
Author's Note: Relena bashing? Who said anything about Relena bashing?
G-boyz: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Quatre: Isn't this still in the same day?
Midori Jace: hmm, yes
School Daze: 10:45am – 1:00pm
Midori: Happy?
Quatre: Not really.
Ekaurii: Too bad.
Anyways, (as you know from last time) Midori managed to get Ekaurii
out of the classroom using her mystical-authoress-manipulative powers.
She rummaged through Ekaurii's desk and lo and behold – she found Ekaurii's
GREEN NOTEBOOK OF FICS AND DOODLES!!!!!!!
Midori: Yay!! Let's look through it!!
Quatre: That's mean though!
Wufei: I agree with Midori. We should see what other torture
Ekaurii is planning for us.
Midori: You agreed with ME? The Apocalypse must be near…
Wufei: Shut up, onna! *grabs the green notebook and opens it*
Trapped in the Digiworld?
Quatre: She's gonna dump us in the Digiworld?
Heero: I'll kill her before she does!! *reaches for gun but remembers
that weapons are
banned in the class* kuso
Quatre: *goes chibish* oooo that'd be sooooo cooool!! We all can'ave
digimons!!
Midori: That's interesting…
Wufei: Hey don't start getting ideas! "Trapped in the Digiworld"
doesn't have anything
to do with us!
Duo: We're not in it?
Wufei: Nope.
G-boyz (sans Quatre): Phew…
Trowa: Turn the page.
Duo: The beauty competition!!
Quatre: *shudder*
Wufei: I should've won!
Heero: She probably rigged the contest…I was getting all the votes
and then DUO won!
Duo: Well I am the most popular pilot (not to mention the most handsome
one too)
Wufei: My fans deserted me… I didn't have a single vote until it was
too late…
Midori: I voted for you Quatre-sama!
Quatre: Thanks…?
Trowa: *turns the page*
Duo: A page of doodles!!
Heero: Keep turning.
Trowa: *turns the page* Us at Camp Geddie… *turns page* *turns page
again*
Wufei: "I like pretty things brothers"?
Midori: Never you mind. *grabs notebook and turns page*
Duo: A picture of Ekaurii and Tsuki Yuuki. Bald Duo?
Midori: I drew that.
G-boys (sans Duo): *gag**laugh**snicker**cough**ahem**choke**giggle*
Duo: That's not funny!! *tries to strangle Midori but then remembers
that violence is
outlawed in the class* kuso!
Ekaurii: *walking back to class*: Now why on earth did I leave class?
I hope Midori
isn't having trouble looking after them…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Midori: Uh-oh…*tosses green notebook and green pen to Duo*
Ekaurii: YOU LITTLE…. *chases Duo*
Duo: SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flees like a bat outta heck*
Wufei: Let's get out of here while Ekaurii's occupied!
Orangel: *walks in dragging Treize* Don't even think of leaving!
You try to leave and
I'll - *points to Trieze, who, well, just doesn't look very healthy*
Wufei: Umm, nevermind…
Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *trips over Trieze* Itai!
Ekaurii: Hn. *reaches down and takes green notebook and green pen*
Heyyyyyyyyyyy,
I did not rig the contest!
Shut-Up-Sit-Down Lady: Shut up and sit down!
Duo: Does she ever say anything other than "shut up and sit down"?
Midori: Um…
*Flashback*
Nadene: Can I ref the basketball game?
SUSDL: No. Shut up and sit down.
*Another flashback*
Liz: Excuse me, but can we know your name? We don't want to keep calling
you "miss"
SUSDL: No. You'll just make fun of it. Shut up and sit down.
*Yet another flashback*
Ekaurii: Could you write your name on the board, please?
SUSDL: No. Shut up and sit down.
*End flashback*
Midori: No.
Ekaurii: *giggle* Shut up and sit down!
Quatre: Hey, I wonder who won the staring contest.
Trowa: …… translation: It was a draw>
Quatre: Oh.
G-boys (sans T and Q): *gape*
Heero: How do you do that?
Quatre: What?
Heero: Interpret the silence!
Quatre: Oh. Midori and Ekaurii are typing the translation. I'm just
reading it.
Heero: Oh. I'll have to start doing that.
Duo: Sooooooooooooo…
Wufei: Ahem
Clock: tick, tick, tick, tick…
Heero: Don't you two have any more ideas?
Midori: Ummmm, no…
Megami: Hey, I know! Another victim!
Ekaurii: Hey, that idea has merit…
Quatre: Who's she?
Midori: Megami a.k.a. Meg. She's our editor.
Megami: Me's got the goodest grammer and speeling so's me got to be
the editors.
G-boys: *facefault*
Megami: What's wrong with them?
Ekaurii: No idea. Who do you propose to *ahem* invite?
Megami: the *crash of thunder and lightning* BIRDMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: Yes! Destroy the evil Peacecrap's brother!!!!!
Trowa: …… Yes, torture him for having flashier hair than I do>
Duo: Those translations really help.
Midori: Yes, I am a genius.
Ekaurii: Baka! The translations were MY idea!
Midori: No, it was mine!
Ekaurii: BULL!!!!!
Duo: Catfight!
Midori and Ekaurii: *do the big-head thing* STAY OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: *cower*
Quatre: This calls for drastic measures. It's time for a … FLASHBACK
SEQUENCE!
*Freaky squiggly flashback thingies*
Ekaurii: Those dots could mean anything. We need to translate them.
Midori: OK, how's this? *Writes: Trowa: …… (Me too)
Ekaurii: No, no good How 'bout this? *Write: Trowa: …… translation:
Me too>
Midori: Much better
*End flashback*
Quatre: So Ekaurii DID invent them.
Midori: OK. Sorry, Eki.
Duo: That was easy.
Midori: I'm too lazy to fight.
Heero: Back to matters at hand. Send in the Birdman!
Kazoo band: Up in the air, the Jr. Birdmen, up in the air and upside
down -
Midori: Shut up!
Kazoo band: *middle fingers go up*
Zechs: *appears in midair* @_@??
SUSDL: Shut up and sit down!
Zechs: *falls head-first to the ground* Ahhhhh!!!!! Damn!
Megami: Time for torture… *grinz evily* *smirks*
Zechs: What?
Trowa: *brandishes a pair of scissors* *smirks*
Zechs: Don't you dare get near me!
Noin: *appears of nowhere* Get away from him, unibang boy!
Ekaurii: How did you get here?
Noin: I knew my Zechsy-poo was in trouble
Zechs: Injustice! I am NOT your Zechs-poo!
Wufei: Hey Blondie, that's my word!
Zechs: Do I give a damn?
Trowa and Wufei: *start advancing on Zechs, brandishing scissors*
Noin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *starts dueling with Trowa, using
their bangs*
Wufei: You are weak! You have no right to fight, Blondie!
Alyssa: Did someone call me?
Ekaurii: Wrong Blondie, Blondie.
Alyssa: 'K! *flounces off*
Megami: I'll take it from here. *whacks Zechs unconscious with her
honking big blue binder and drags him off to join Orangel*
Noin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zechs, wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeee!
*runs after Zechs and Megami*
Trowa: Damn. Well, I can always have a rematch with Marta.
Heero: Wow. He spoke out loud.
Ekaurii: It's a miracle! Hallelujah!
Trowa: ……
Quatre: It's a false alarm
Heero: Hn.
Quatre: Well we have nothing to do. Let's watch them.
Ekaurii: You're going to watch a staring contest?
Quatre: *blush*
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Midori: This one's going on longer than the last one.
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: *pokes himself in the eye with his bang* OW!!!
Marta: Ha! You blinked! I won!
Trowa: *eyes go zero-y*
Marta: Shit.
*Bell rings*
Quatre: Is the day over yet?
Midori: No. That's just lunch.
G-boys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midori: Hey, where's our announcer.
Ekaurii: I fired him. He was embezzling from us.
Midori: The bastard.
Ekaurii: Anyway, REVIEW!
Duo: No, please don't!!!!!!!!!! Get us out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midori: Shut up!
Midori: Anyways, the next part of school daze will be even better!!
Gboyz: Uh-oh...
Midori: I managed to take some photos of my classmates during our Mardi
Gras celebration!! They aren't developed yet but I think I've got
a photo of Orangel cramming her mouth with pancakes... *smirk*
Orangel: Hey!
Midoti: Revenge for the time she took a photo of me with my mouth full!!
If the photos don't get developed by the time Ekaurii and I post the last
part, I'll just *ahem*borrow*ahem some photos from Orangel's site..
Orangel: HN!.