Dear Ash,
I am madly in love with you. I cannot seem to find out how to kiss you through the TV screen. I tried to jump through, but I just broke it and got grounded. I have a mannequin of you and have made out with it many times. Please, jump out of the TV and turn right, walk down the hall until you see a pink room. Then turn left and walk into the room with pictures of you all over the wall. Please check the drawer in the desk for pictures of me. Just wait in there for a minute until I can come and make out with you. I would like to marry you in May maybe on that Pokemon show of yours. Pikachu can be your best man, if you want. I want to have 150, no 151 kids and name them after the original 151 Pokemon. Please come visit me before my Mom calls the Nuthouse.
Love,
Your anonymous lover