Pokéball Z
Chapter Three: Girl Talk or James & Goku Revealed!
Author's notes: Wheee, four whole parts done! This is a little different than the rest, but we'll see how it goes. The next part should be back to the old style, its just so hard to write for the women! Please don't sue. Pokémon is copyright Nintendo, Creatures, Game Freak, Best Brains, oh wait that's MST3K, silly me. DBZ is copyright Akira Toriyama, Bird Studios, Funimation (yea!), and quite possibly other people/groups/corperations/really-scary-guys-in-dark-suits-and-sunglasses-who-take-you-away-if-you-know-too-much. Please read and review! Thanks!
Jessie and Chi-Chi stayed inside the house while Goku, Gohan, & Piccolo escorted James outside. Chi-Chi and Jessie soon began talking together, let's listen in, shall we?
"...so sorry. Sometimes my husband gets ideas in his head and it's impossible to make him change his mind. Would you like some tea?"
"Yes, please. James can be that way, too. The only way he can ever think of to catch that pikachu is to dig a hole. 'Hey, Jessie, I've got it! If we dig a hole in the middle of the road, they'll be sure to fall in, and we can take pikachu!' I swear, sometimes that man has a one-track mind," said Jessie.
"Well, my Goku and your James are supposed to be alike. That's what Goku wanted. Does James like to eat like Goku does I wonder? Would you like a roll?" said Chi-Chi.
"Yes, please. Does James like to eat? The man eats like it's going out of style! He's always hungry! Half of our pay goes to feeding him!"
"It's the same with Goku. I spend an hour making supper, and he eats it all in five minutes, and then asks for more!" Chi-Chi laughed.
"And let me tell you, James is about as dumb as a box of rocks. The one time one of his plans didn't involve a hole, it involved a net! And he never grasps the meaning of things 'til its too late." said Jessie, sounding a bit disgusting.
"You don't have to tell me about it. Goku isn't quite the brightest crayon in the box. Just yesterday I caught him blasting off the top of a can of soup instead of using the can opener because it was 'easier than using the machine.' I spent an hour cleaning soup off of the wall."
"At least James doesn't have super powers, or I wouldn't be able to hit him with my fan or my pan."
"Let me tell you something, honey, that's one of the best parts about being married to him."
"Really, what's so great about it? I'd think you'd be worried all the time about him dying and... oh wait, I worry about James and me dying every time we get blown up. Oh sorry, you were saying?"
Authors warning: Chi-Chi and Jessie get a little on the perverted side. If thou art too young, then avert thine eyes. If you don't mind this sort of thing, then read on! Also, Rocketshipping alert!
"Well, they don't call them Super Sayajins for nothing. Let me tell you," she said as she leaned in closer to Jessie, "you get one in bed, and you never want to leave."
Suddenly, as if in a flash, Gohan stuck his head in through the window and chucklingly said, "Yeah, that's what Videl says too. Especially when I go SSJ2."
"Gohan!" his mother said, "I can't believe what I'm hearing!"
"Sorry, mom. It was only once, I swear!"
"It had better have only been once. You know just as well as I do that 'chucklingly' isn't a word!"
"Is that all? Ok, I'm sorry for using that word," said Gohan. 'Wait a minute,' Gohan thought, 'I never even said chucklingly. Oh well' With that, Gohan removed his head from the window and flew back to where he came from. In the distance, James could be faintly heard screaming.
"That was odd," said Jessie. "Actually, James is pretty good in the sack as well. You wouldn't think it from looking at him. Any idea on how to get the bumbling buffoon to marry me? Every time I mention the fact he gets all nervous and sweaty and runs away."
"I got Goku to marry me by asking him when I was really young, only ten or eleven at the time. He thought that marriage had something to do with food, so he agreed to marry me. I never let him back out on that promise."
"Hmmm, the food angle sound promising. I think I'll try that. If it worked once it can work again. One thing I'll never get used to is the way he sleeps, all sprawled out like a complete moron with..."
"Drool coming out the side of his mouth? Goku does the exact same thing!" Chi-Chi laughed. "You know, I think Shenlong did a very good job picking you two out. They seem identical!"
"Not quite, James is still a complete wuss. Your Goku looked pretty tough, unlike my James. He like him, but he's not. Goku's not from a rich family that he never talked about, is he?"
"No, he's from a race of people called Sayajins who are very aggressive fighters. He never even knew about them until Gohan was about four."
"Hmmm, both from families that are completely different than us. Well, that sounds about right."
Chi-Chi and Jessie continued to compare and contrast Goku and James until James' screams could no longer be heard. Wondering what happened to the guys? I'm afraid that's another story for another day.
I know it's not the same, but it's still slightly humorous. I've got lots more planned for the guys and James. And the next episode will contain cameos from whatever anime I feel like. Can you just feel the fourth wall crumbling? Request an anime character, and as long as I know who they are, I'll try to fit them in. You can only tell me if you review, though, so please review! ~Gillikin
Brain- "Fine, what would you like to do tonight, Pinky?"
Pinky- "I'd take a truck full of mashed potatoes and make a magic fairyland out of them, Brain!"
Chapter Three: Girl Talk or James & Goku Revealed!
Author's notes: Wheee, four whole parts done! This is a little different than the rest, but we'll see how it goes. The next part should be back to the old style, its just so hard to write for the women! Please don't sue. Pokémon is copyright Nintendo, Creatures, Game Freak, Best Brains, oh wait that's MST3K, silly me. DBZ is copyright Akira Toriyama, Bird Studios, Funimation (yea!), and quite possibly other people/groups/corperations/really-scary-guys-in-dark-suits-and-sunglasses-who-take-you-away-if-you-know-too-much. Please read and review! Thanks!
Jessie and Chi-Chi stayed inside the house while Goku, Gohan, & Piccolo escorted James outside. Chi-Chi and Jessie soon began talking together, let's listen in, shall we?
"...so sorry. Sometimes my husband gets ideas in his head and it's impossible to make him change his mind. Would you like some tea?"
"Yes, please. James can be that way, too. The only way he can ever think of to catch that pikachu is to dig a hole. 'Hey, Jessie, I've got it! If we dig a hole in the middle of the road, they'll be sure to fall in, and we can take pikachu!' I swear, sometimes that man has a one-track mind," said Jessie.
"Well, my Goku and your James are supposed to be alike. That's what Goku wanted. Does James like to eat like Goku does I wonder? Would you like a roll?" said Chi-Chi.
"Yes, please. Does James like to eat? The man eats like it's going out of style! He's always hungry! Half of our pay goes to feeding him!"
"It's the same with Goku. I spend an hour making supper, and he eats it all in five minutes, and then asks for more!" Chi-Chi laughed.
"And let me tell you, James is about as dumb as a box of rocks. The one time one of his plans didn't involve a hole, it involved a net! And he never grasps the meaning of things 'til its too late." said Jessie, sounding a bit disgusting.
"You don't have to tell me about it. Goku isn't quite the brightest crayon in the box. Just yesterday I caught him blasting off the top of a can of soup instead of using the can opener because it was 'easier than using the machine.' I spent an hour cleaning soup off of the wall."
"At least James doesn't have super powers, or I wouldn't be able to hit him with my fan or my pan."
"Let me tell you something, honey, that's one of the best parts about being married to him."
"Really, what's so great about it? I'd think you'd be worried all the time about him dying and... oh wait, I worry about James and me dying every time we get blown up. Oh sorry, you were saying?"
Authors warning: Chi-Chi and Jessie get a little on the perverted side. If thou art too young, then avert thine eyes. If you don't mind this sort of thing, then read on! Also, Rocketshipping alert!
"Well, they don't call them Super Sayajins for nothing. Let me tell you," she said as she leaned in closer to Jessie, "you get one in bed, and you never want to leave."
Suddenly, as if in a flash, Gohan stuck his head in through the window and chucklingly said, "Yeah, that's what Videl says too. Especially when I go SSJ2."
"Gohan!" his mother said, "I can't believe what I'm hearing!"
"Sorry, mom. It was only once, I swear!"
"It had better have only been once. You know just as well as I do that 'chucklingly' isn't a word!"
"Is that all? Ok, I'm sorry for using that word," said Gohan. 'Wait a minute,' Gohan thought, 'I never even said chucklingly. Oh well' With that, Gohan removed his head from the window and flew back to where he came from. In the distance, James could be faintly heard screaming.
"That was odd," said Jessie. "Actually, James is pretty good in the sack as well. You wouldn't think it from looking at him. Any idea on how to get the bumbling buffoon to marry me? Every time I mention the fact he gets all nervous and sweaty and runs away."
"I got Goku to marry me by asking him when I was really young, only ten or eleven at the time. He thought that marriage had something to do with food, so he agreed to marry me. I never let him back out on that promise."
"Hmmm, the food angle sound promising. I think I'll try that. If it worked once it can work again. One thing I'll never get used to is the way he sleeps, all sprawled out like a complete moron with..."
"Drool coming out the side of his mouth? Goku does the exact same thing!" Chi-Chi laughed. "You know, I think Shenlong did a very good job picking you two out. They seem identical!"
"Not quite, James is still a complete wuss. Your Goku looked pretty tough, unlike my James. He like him, but he's not. Goku's not from a rich family that he never talked about, is he?"
"No, he's from a race of people called Sayajins who are very aggressive fighters. He never even knew about them until Gohan was about four."
"Hmmm, both from families that are completely different than us. Well, that sounds about right."
Chi-Chi and Jessie continued to compare and contrast Goku and James until James' screams could no longer be heard. Wondering what happened to the guys? I'm afraid that's another story for another day.
I know it's not the same, but it's still slightly humorous. I've got lots more planned for the guys and James. And the next episode will contain cameos from whatever anime I feel like. Can you just feel the fourth wall crumbling? Request an anime character, and as long as I know who they are, I'll try to fit them in. You can only tell me if you review, though, so please review! ~Gillikin
Brain- "Fine, what would you like to do tonight, Pinky?"
Pinky- "I'd take a truck full of mashed potatoes and make a magic fairyland out of them, Brain!"