PBZ Chapter Four: James' Training or Welcome to H.F.I.L.!
Author's Notes: A fifth part! I've never written anything so long! I tired to stick in at least one request from everyone for cameos. Most everyone wanted to see Vegeta. Don't worry, Veggie-san is in here ^_^ Formalities- Pokémon is copyrighted by Nintendo, Creatures, & Gamefreak. DB(Z/GT) is copyrighted by Akira Toriyama, Bird Studios, Funimation, & my dog P.J. (don't ask, it's a long story). No sue me. Me would cry. Me broke. Apparently, me Cookie Monster (or if me was female, me be Shampoo). Enjoy~
Goku, Piccolo & Gohan all took James outside while the girls stayed inside. They flew James (whining) to the nearest deserted area with mountains. Fortunately in the DBZ universe 95% of the world seems to be this way, so it was only about half a mile away. As they were landing, a person came out of the brush wearing a yellow shirt, a yellow headband, and was carrying a red umbrella.
"Excuse me," said the unknown boy, "but do you by any chance know the way to Furinken High? I seem to be lost again."
"Oh, it's that way," said Gohan, pointing north.
"Thanks," said the boy, who then started heading east.
"Hey, kid, you're going the wrong way, it's that direction!" shouted Piccolo.
"Oh, sorry," he said, turning around completely and heading west.
Yet another rustling was heard in the bushes and suddenly a young girl with blue hair and a short sailor fuku jumped out and said, "For having such a bad sense of direction, you will lead others astray! I am the sailor suited pretty solider of love and ice, Sailor Mercury! And in the name of my guardian planet, I shall punish you!"
"Umm, dad, it's going to be another one of those days, isn't it?"
"Sure looks like it, Gohan."
"Shine Aqua Illusion!" said the girl, spinning around and throwing a small wave of water at the boy. As the water hit the boy he suddenly turned into a little black pig, and ran away, with Sailor Mercury chasing after him, but first yelling to James, "Nice hair!"
Gohan suddenly flys off, back towards the house. Goku looks at Piccolo and shrugs. Goku then says, "All right, Piccolo, I think we should train him, what do you think? Then I'd be helpin' him out, huh?"
"Sounds fine to me, Goku. I turned your wimp of a son into a warrior, I might be able to do the same with Blue Boy here. First off, let's test the boy's pain threshold."
Goku nodded and Piccolo then pinched James. "Ahhhh, what did you do that for?" Piccolo then punched James. "Owww! That hurt!" He then picked up James, and kicked up about thirty feet up, then appeared above him and slammed him into the ground. James' response? "AAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGG!"
"Uh, Piccolo? I could have told you after the pinch that he had a low pain tolerance."
"Sorry, old habits are hard to break," said the green one. "James here on the other hand is much easier to break."
Gohan suddenly flew back and joined the group. When asked what he did, his response was, "Oh, I just had a sudden urge to say something sick and twisted to my mother. You know, the usual. The oddest part of it was, I don't think she even listened to what I said, but how I said it. That's mom. So what have you done with James, he looks kind of beat up."
"Piccolo here was testing James' pain tolerance and he went a little too far, didn't you Piccolo? We've decided to train James here so he can finally get the yellow mouse thingy."
"Pikachu," James said groggily from the ground. He managed to get up, and looking to the sky and pointing, suddenly froze. A huge pointy spaceship loomed over all of them, then it landed about twenty feet away from our heroes. Three women get out of the spaceship, holding a young man in-between him. One of the women had long purple hair tied back in two strands, another had lots of pink colored hair that stuck out everywhere, and the other had lots of gray hair that also stuck out, while the man had short black hair. Two of the women were floating, the pink and gray haired ones. The purple haired one spoke first, "Hello, I am Ayeka, Princess of Jurai. We have a favor to ask of you."
"Yeah, I'm Ryoko, and what princess girl here is trying to say is, we're letting you choose," said the one with the gray colored locks.
"I created a machine that could find a god, and we've found you," said the pink tressed one. "I'm Washu, and I'm the greatest scientist alive!"
"Oh yeah! Well some day I'll rule a whole planet!"
"Hah! I'm the greatest space pirate ever! I'm a much better choice than the other two."
"We want you to choose who gets to marry Tenchi here," said Washu. "We're all very partial to him, you know. Which one of you it the god?"
"Uhhhhh, me I guess," said Piccolo. "I kind of absorbed the former god of Earth, even though we were really one and the same. This could take a while."
"Hey Piccolo, I'd go with the scientist because she's smart," said Gohan.
"No, pick the space pirate!" said James. "That's kind of like a thief."
"No go with the princess," said Goku. "I married one and I've done fine!"
"Help me," Tenchi said weakly.
"NO!" a voice from inside the ship firmly shouted. "Tenchi shall marry me!"
Everyone turned around and noticed Sasami was walking out of the ship. "Tenchi shall be mine!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah, and just what are you going to do about it, Sasami?" asked Ryoko.
"This!" And with that, Sasami began turning around in the air, and seemed to grow taller. When she stopped spinning everyone saw that she had 'grown up'. In fact, she had became Tsunami, guardian goddess of Jurai. "Anyone want to contest it now?" she said.
"Hey! That happened to me once, when I was filled with dark energy and I became the Dark Lady!" shouted a little girl with lots of pink hair. "Don't worry, I'll take care of her! Pink Sugar Heart..."
Sasami/Tsunami released a surging ball of energy by just flicking her wrist . The blast hit the aforementioned pink one and sent her flying into the distance.
"Looks like whoever that was is blasting off again," chuckled James.
The three remaining girls looked at each other, then at Tenchi, then at Sasami/Tsunami, then slowly backed away from Tenchi.
"He's all yours, honey."
"Why sister, I never knew you cared so much for Lord Tenchi. You may have him."
"Oh well, back to my inventions."
Sasami reverted back to normal, and took Tenchi's hand. "Oh boy, Tenchi! Let's go get married right away!"
"B-b-b-but aren't you a l-little young?" asked Tenchi.
"Silly, I'm over 700 years old, remember?"
The four girls got back on the ship, with Sasami pulling Tenchi along. Just before the door shut and the ship and blasted off, Goku noticed the Ryoko had a tail. "Hey, did you see that? The flying girl with the gray hair had a tail. Do you think she was a female Sayajin?"
"Well it's a little late to be asking that question now, Goku. You should have asked that when they were actually here," said Piccolo. "All right, James, we are going to provide for you H.F.I.L.'s own training! Wait that sounded wussy. What went wrong?"
A small man in a gray suit came up to the group and said, "Hello, all! I am the Funimation representative. We decided that the 'h-e-double hockey sticks word' was far too much to be allowed in American cartoons. When referring to that place, please use the acronym 'H.F.I.L.' or the 'Home For Infinite Losers,' isn't that cute? I'm certain that...uhh, is there something wrong?"
Piccolo was getting angrier and angrier as the man was talking. He began getting larger, and larger, until he was twice his normal size. "Take this, you piece of corporate scum!" and with that Piccolo slammed his fist into the guy, forcing him into the air, and Piccolo then opened his mouth and let out a huge beam of energy, turning the man into a pile of dust. "Kill, KILL, KILL!" the huge green guy screamed.
"Wait! I am an anime character whom the author knows very little about, but I was requested, and here I am! Ai Tenshi, Wedding Peach, is now quite upset with you! Whatever you say, I am not a rip-off of Sailor Moon! Saint Crystal! Wedding Youinou Gaeshi, Saint Crystal...Love for you!" said a young girl with pink hair and a short red and white dress on.
"Is it just me, or are there a lot of girls running around today with short skirts and/or pink colored hair today?" asked Gohan.
Piccolo was hit with the rays of love, and shrank back to his normal size. Her work done, Wedding Peach disappeared into the bushes around her. "My, people come and go so quickly here," said James. "Are you guys sure that this place is deserted as you thought? I mean I've been here like ten minutes, and like ten people have been through here."
"Oh, I'm sure that no other people will be coming through this area unless we want them to, isn't that right Mr. Author? I'd hate to have to blast you out of the chair, but if I have to, I have to."
"You got it, Goku," said a voice that seemed to come from nowhere, yet everywhere at the same time.
::SQUEAK, SQUEAK, CRACK, SHATTER::
"Aaaaa, what was that?" asked James.
"Oh, just the fourth wall. We just broke it into about a million pieces. Don't worry, we've done it before, just never to this extent," said Gohan. "Now for your training, James. Piccolo, would you do the honors?"
"Uggg, I still don't feel quite right after that saccharine little girl blasted me with whatever the heck that was. Hopefully, this will help me out a bit. All right, I'm going to do for you what I did for Gohan."
"What's that," asked James.
"Throw you into a mountain," stated Piccolo matter of factly as he scooped up James and hurtled him into the nearest mountain. "Find your power quickly, or turn into jelly against the rocks before you!"
James screamed almost all of the way there, until he got a furious look on his face and yelled in defiance to the gory fate which awaited him. In fact he had that look as his face hit the mountain at 100 miles per hour. Even though it hurt immensely, his body had developed a certain resistance to actually being broken, due to all of those 'blasting offs' that he did.
"Piccolo, you killed him!" yelled Gohan as he flew out to where James had hit. "Oh wait, you didn't. He's surprisingly elastic."
"Ohhhh, Jessie, I'd love to have another dish of Okonomyaki. What's that? Coffee, tea, or me? Why I'll have some of you of co..."(slap)(slap)
"James, snap out of it," said Gohan, while slapping James on the face. James soon recovered and was flew back to Goku and Piccolo by Gohan.
"All right, let's try something different," said Goku. "Hey Gohan, remember when we went to Namek and you had some of your hidden powers uncovered by that old Namkeian? You think you could try the same thing with James here?"
"It's worth a shot. All right James, I want you to try to remain calm while I try to tap into your hidden reserves of chi. Clear your mind of thoughts."
"Shouldn't be too hard for him," said Piccolo.
"Awww, Piccolo, you've done enough damage for one day," retorted Goku. "Hey, I learned a new word. Listen ~ Retort.
"What's it mean?" asked James.
"To make another torte, I guess."
"None of you are helping! Now James sit down and shut up, and you two keep quiet, too," said Gohan, as he began to glow a bluish-white. He then placed his hand on James' head and James' too began glowing. After about a minute Gohan stopped and asked James if he felt any different.
"Well, I think I feel different, sort of energi..."(thud)(thud)(thud)(thud)(thud) James appears to be covered in small furry animals of the feline sort.
"Puar? What are you doing here?" asked Goku.
"I was flying along, minding my own business when suddenly I felt pulled towards this guy here. He's got more static cling than anything else I've ever seen!"
"Hey, who else is stuck to me?"
"Well, I'm Luna, and this white cat is Artemis."
"Hello, kitty," said James.
"That's me," said a very chipper voice.
"Oh, don't tell me we managed to pull Hello Kitty in here, too?" asked Gohan.
"You did, tee-hee."
"Anyone else in there?" asked Piccolo.
"Me here. Me is very cramped. Shampoo no like."
"Mr. Author, what did I tell you about people coming through here?" asked Goku, powering up to Super Sayajin.
"Well, ummm, with the exception of Shampoo, none of them are really people, now are they. You said nothing about animals, r-right?" said the voice again.
"WELL FROM NOW ON, NO MORE UNEXPECTED GUESTS OF ANY SORT. ALL RIGHT?"
"Yes, sir."
::BOOM::
"There went the fourth wall again," said Gohan.
"All right, now what?" asked a powered down Goku.
"Well, Vegeta had that buff ray made for him by Bulma. Maybe it'll work on Rocket boy here," said Piccolo.
"And I know just how to get him here," said Goku. "Ahem. Wow, I can't believe that I reached a level past SSJ4, I've reached SSJ5! It's amazing how powerful I am."
Miles away, Vegeta wakes up from an afternoon nap. He feels an odd tingling sensation at the base of his neck. This can only mean one thing- Goku has found a way to surpass the fourth level. He must see this for himself, so that he can attain this level, too. About thirty seconds later, Vegeta is standing before the group.
"How did you do it, Kakarrot?!? How did you pass SSJ4?" asked an enraged Vegeta.
"Oh, I didn't, I just wanted you to get here quickly, and nothing makes you find me quicker than when I attain a new level. I just pretended I did."
Goku went on to explain what they were doing, and what they required of him- mainly his machine. "You expect me, the Prince of all Sayajins, to lend you me precious machine to help this weakling? You must be out of your mind!"
"Do it, or I'll have the author do a joint work with Prince Vegeta. You don't want that to happen, do you?"
::CRACK::
"Uhhhh, no," said Vegeta, a sweatdrop appearing on his forehead. "I'll be right back, but I can't promise anything. The machine was made for me, a Sayajin warrior, not a crying fool like him."
Vegeta then took off, going for his 'buff ray.' What will happen next? Will James finally get some powers, or will it just end up frying him? Find out next time, on PBZ!
Author's notes: This is my longest part yet, but I think it went well. What do you think? Tell me! Tell me if you think James should get some powers or not as well, I'd like to see the response. Please review! ~ Gillikin
Brain: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get shiny pants at this hour of the night?"
Author's Notes: A fifth part! I've never written anything so long! I tired to stick in at least one request from everyone for cameos. Most everyone wanted to see Vegeta. Don't worry, Veggie-san is in here ^_^ Formalities- Pokémon is copyrighted by Nintendo, Creatures, & Gamefreak. DB(Z/GT) is copyrighted by Akira Toriyama, Bird Studios, Funimation, & my dog P.J. (don't ask, it's a long story). No sue me. Me would cry. Me broke. Apparently, me Cookie Monster (or if me was female, me be Shampoo). Enjoy~
Goku, Piccolo & Gohan all took James outside while the girls stayed inside. They flew James (whining) to the nearest deserted area with mountains. Fortunately in the DBZ universe 95% of the world seems to be this way, so it was only about half a mile away. As they were landing, a person came out of the brush wearing a yellow shirt, a yellow headband, and was carrying a red umbrella.
"Excuse me," said the unknown boy, "but do you by any chance know the way to Furinken High? I seem to be lost again."
"Oh, it's that way," said Gohan, pointing north.
"Thanks," said the boy, who then started heading east.
"Hey, kid, you're going the wrong way, it's that direction!" shouted Piccolo.
"Oh, sorry," he said, turning around completely and heading west.
Yet another rustling was heard in the bushes and suddenly a young girl with blue hair and a short sailor fuku jumped out and said, "For having such a bad sense of direction, you will lead others astray! I am the sailor suited pretty solider of love and ice, Sailor Mercury! And in the name of my guardian planet, I shall punish you!"
"Umm, dad, it's going to be another one of those days, isn't it?"
"Sure looks like it, Gohan."
"Shine Aqua Illusion!" said the girl, spinning around and throwing a small wave of water at the boy. As the water hit the boy he suddenly turned into a little black pig, and ran away, with Sailor Mercury chasing after him, but first yelling to James, "Nice hair!"
Gohan suddenly flys off, back towards the house. Goku looks at Piccolo and shrugs. Goku then says, "All right, Piccolo, I think we should train him, what do you think? Then I'd be helpin' him out, huh?"
"Sounds fine to me, Goku. I turned your wimp of a son into a warrior, I might be able to do the same with Blue Boy here. First off, let's test the boy's pain threshold."
Goku nodded and Piccolo then pinched James. "Ahhhh, what did you do that for?" Piccolo then punched James. "Owww! That hurt!" He then picked up James, and kicked up about thirty feet up, then appeared above him and slammed him into the ground. James' response? "AAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGG!"
"Uh, Piccolo? I could have told you after the pinch that he had a low pain tolerance."
"Sorry, old habits are hard to break," said the green one. "James here on the other hand is much easier to break."
Gohan suddenly flew back and joined the group. When asked what he did, his response was, "Oh, I just had a sudden urge to say something sick and twisted to my mother. You know, the usual. The oddest part of it was, I don't think she even listened to what I said, but how I said it. That's mom. So what have you done with James, he looks kind of beat up."
"Piccolo here was testing James' pain tolerance and he went a little too far, didn't you Piccolo? We've decided to train James here so he can finally get the yellow mouse thingy."
"Pikachu," James said groggily from the ground. He managed to get up, and looking to the sky and pointing, suddenly froze. A huge pointy spaceship loomed over all of them, then it landed about twenty feet away from our heroes. Three women get out of the spaceship, holding a young man in-between him. One of the women had long purple hair tied back in two strands, another had lots of pink colored hair that stuck out everywhere, and the other had lots of gray hair that also stuck out, while the man had short black hair. Two of the women were floating, the pink and gray haired ones. The purple haired one spoke first, "Hello, I am Ayeka, Princess of Jurai. We have a favor to ask of you."
"Yeah, I'm Ryoko, and what princess girl here is trying to say is, we're letting you choose," said the one with the gray colored locks.
"I created a machine that could find a god, and we've found you," said the pink tressed one. "I'm Washu, and I'm the greatest scientist alive!"
"Oh yeah! Well some day I'll rule a whole planet!"
"Hah! I'm the greatest space pirate ever! I'm a much better choice than the other two."
"We want you to choose who gets to marry Tenchi here," said Washu. "We're all very partial to him, you know. Which one of you it the god?"
"Uhhhhh, me I guess," said Piccolo. "I kind of absorbed the former god of Earth, even though we were really one and the same. This could take a while."
"Hey Piccolo, I'd go with the scientist because she's smart," said Gohan.
"No, pick the space pirate!" said James. "That's kind of like a thief."
"No go with the princess," said Goku. "I married one and I've done fine!"
"Help me," Tenchi said weakly.
"NO!" a voice from inside the ship firmly shouted. "Tenchi shall marry me!"
Everyone turned around and noticed Sasami was walking out of the ship. "Tenchi shall be mine!" she exclaimed.
"Oh yeah, and just what are you going to do about it, Sasami?" asked Ryoko.
"This!" And with that, Sasami began turning around in the air, and seemed to grow taller. When she stopped spinning everyone saw that she had 'grown up'. In fact, she had became Tsunami, guardian goddess of Jurai. "Anyone want to contest it now?" she said.
"Hey! That happened to me once, when I was filled with dark energy and I became the Dark Lady!" shouted a little girl with lots of pink hair. "Don't worry, I'll take care of her! Pink Sugar Heart..."
Sasami/Tsunami released a surging ball of energy by just flicking her wrist . The blast hit the aforementioned pink one and sent her flying into the distance.
"Looks like whoever that was is blasting off again," chuckled James.
The three remaining girls looked at each other, then at Tenchi, then at Sasami/Tsunami, then slowly backed away from Tenchi.
"He's all yours, honey."
"Why sister, I never knew you cared so much for Lord Tenchi. You may have him."
"Oh well, back to my inventions."
Sasami reverted back to normal, and took Tenchi's hand. "Oh boy, Tenchi! Let's go get married right away!"
"B-b-b-but aren't you a l-little young?" asked Tenchi.
"Silly, I'm over 700 years old, remember?"
The four girls got back on the ship, with Sasami pulling Tenchi along. Just before the door shut and the ship and blasted off, Goku noticed the Ryoko had a tail. "Hey, did you see that? The flying girl with the gray hair had a tail. Do you think she was a female Sayajin?"
"Well it's a little late to be asking that question now, Goku. You should have asked that when they were actually here," said Piccolo. "All right, James, we are going to provide for you H.F.I.L.'s own training! Wait that sounded wussy. What went wrong?"
A small man in a gray suit came up to the group and said, "Hello, all! I am the Funimation representative. We decided that the 'h-e-double hockey sticks word' was far too much to be allowed in American cartoons. When referring to that place, please use the acronym 'H.F.I.L.' or the 'Home For Infinite Losers,' isn't that cute? I'm certain that...uhh, is there something wrong?"
Piccolo was getting angrier and angrier as the man was talking. He began getting larger, and larger, until he was twice his normal size. "Take this, you piece of corporate scum!" and with that Piccolo slammed his fist into the guy, forcing him into the air, and Piccolo then opened his mouth and let out a huge beam of energy, turning the man into a pile of dust. "Kill, KILL, KILL!" the huge green guy screamed.
"Wait! I am an anime character whom the author knows very little about, but I was requested, and here I am! Ai Tenshi, Wedding Peach, is now quite upset with you! Whatever you say, I am not a rip-off of Sailor Moon! Saint Crystal! Wedding Youinou Gaeshi, Saint Crystal...Love for you!" said a young girl with pink hair and a short red and white dress on.
"Is it just me, or are there a lot of girls running around today with short skirts and/or pink colored hair today?" asked Gohan.
Piccolo was hit with the rays of love, and shrank back to his normal size. Her work done, Wedding Peach disappeared into the bushes around her. "My, people come and go so quickly here," said James. "Are you guys sure that this place is deserted as you thought? I mean I've been here like ten minutes, and like ten people have been through here."
"Oh, I'm sure that no other people will be coming through this area unless we want them to, isn't that right Mr. Author? I'd hate to have to blast you out of the chair, but if I have to, I have to."
"You got it, Goku," said a voice that seemed to come from nowhere, yet everywhere at the same time.
::SQUEAK, SQUEAK, CRACK, SHATTER::
"Aaaaa, what was that?" asked James.
"Oh, just the fourth wall. We just broke it into about a million pieces. Don't worry, we've done it before, just never to this extent," said Gohan. "Now for your training, James. Piccolo, would you do the honors?"
"Uggg, I still don't feel quite right after that saccharine little girl blasted me with whatever the heck that was. Hopefully, this will help me out a bit. All right, I'm going to do for you what I did for Gohan."
"What's that," asked James.
"Throw you into a mountain," stated Piccolo matter of factly as he scooped up James and hurtled him into the nearest mountain. "Find your power quickly, or turn into jelly against the rocks before you!"
James screamed almost all of the way there, until he got a furious look on his face and yelled in defiance to the gory fate which awaited him. In fact he had that look as his face hit the mountain at 100 miles per hour. Even though it hurt immensely, his body had developed a certain resistance to actually being broken, due to all of those 'blasting offs' that he did.
"Piccolo, you killed him!" yelled Gohan as he flew out to where James had hit. "Oh wait, you didn't. He's surprisingly elastic."
"Ohhhh, Jessie, I'd love to have another dish of Okonomyaki. What's that? Coffee, tea, or me? Why I'll have some of you of co..."(slap)(slap)
"James, snap out of it," said Gohan, while slapping James on the face. James soon recovered and was flew back to Goku and Piccolo by Gohan.
"All right, let's try something different," said Goku. "Hey Gohan, remember when we went to Namek and you had some of your hidden powers uncovered by that old Namkeian? You think you could try the same thing with James here?"
"It's worth a shot. All right James, I want you to try to remain calm while I try to tap into your hidden reserves of chi. Clear your mind of thoughts."
"Shouldn't be too hard for him," said Piccolo.
"Awww, Piccolo, you've done enough damage for one day," retorted Goku. "Hey, I learned a new word. Listen ~ Retort.
"What's it mean?" asked James.
"To make another torte, I guess."
"None of you are helping! Now James sit down and shut up, and you two keep quiet, too," said Gohan, as he began to glow a bluish-white. He then placed his hand on James' head and James' too began glowing. After about a minute Gohan stopped and asked James if he felt any different.
"Well, I think I feel different, sort of energi..."(thud)(thud)(thud)(thud)(thud) James appears to be covered in small furry animals of the feline sort.
"Puar? What are you doing here?" asked Goku.
"I was flying along, minding my own business when suddenly I felt pulled towards this guy here. He's got more static cling than anything else I've ever seen!"
"Hey, who else is stuck to me?"
"Well, I'm Luna, and this white cat is Artemis."
"Hello, kitty," said James.
"That's me," said a very chipper voice.
"Oh, don't tell me we managed to pull Hello Kitty in here, too?" asked Gohan.
"You did, tee-hee."
"Anyone else in there?" asked Piccolo.
"Me here. Me is very cramped. Shampoo no like."
"Mr. Author, what did I tell you about people coming through here?" asked Goku, powering up to Super Sayajin.
"Well, ummm, with the exception of Shampoo, none of them are really people, now are they. You said nothing about animals, r-right?" said the voice again.
"WELL FROM NOW ON, NO MORE UNEXPECTED GUESTS OF ANY SORT. ALL RIGHT?"
"Yes, sir."
::BOOM::
"There went the fourth wall again," said Gohan.
"All right, now what?" asked a powered down Goku.
"Well, Vegeta had that buff ray made for him by Bulma. Maybe it'll work on Rocket boy here," said Piccolo.
"And I know just how to get him here," said Goku. "Ahem. Wow, I can't believe that I reached a level past SSJ4, I've reached SSJ5! It's amazing how powerful I am."
Miles away, Vegeta wakes up from an afternoon nap. He feels an odd tingling sensation at the base of his neck. This can only mean one thing- Goku has found a way to surpass the fourth level. He must see this for himself, so that he can attain this level, too. About thirty seconds later, Vegeta is standing before the group.
"How did you do it, Kakarrot?!? How did you pass SSJ4?" asked an enraged Vegeta.
"Oh, I didn't, I just wanted you to get here quickly, and nothing makes you find me quicker than when I attain a new level. I just pretended I did."
Goku went on to explain what they were doing, and what they required of him- mainly his machine. "You expect me, the Prince of all Sayajins, to lend you me precious machine to help this weakling? You must be out of your mind!"
"Do it, or I'll have the author do a joint work with Prince Vegeta. You don't want that to happen, do you?"
::CRACK::
"Uhhhh, no," said Vegeta, a sweatdrop appearing on his forehead. "I'll be right back, but I can't promise anything. The machine was made for me, a Sayajin warrior, not a crying fool like him."
Vegeta then took off, going for his 'buff ray.' What will happen next? Will James finally get some powers, or will it just end up frying him? Find out next time, on PBZ!
Author's notes: This is my longest part yet, but I think it went well. What do you think? Tell me! Tell me if you think James should get some powers or not as well, I'd like to see the response. Please review! ~ Gillikin
Brain: "Are you thinking what I'm thinking, Pinky?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get shiny pants at this hour of the night?"