PBZ Chapter 5: Yet Another Super Sayajin? Or Maybe Not?

Author's Notes: Sorry for not writing anything for the past couple of weeks, but I moved back to college, and got caught up in the stuff going on. I'm back now, so hopefully I'll write another part by next week. To those of you that I confused- The first part contained the prologue, first chapter, and second chapter, making my second part posted the third chapter. Sorry! Oh, and to those of you who love Ash and don't like my writings, if you're reading this, you broke your word! Ha! I have the last laugh! If you're not reading this, then you'll never know how this ends, so HA! Pokémon is copyright lots of people in Japan, mainly Nintendo, Creatures, and Gamefreak. Dragonball, Dragonball (Z/GT) is copyright Akira Toriyama, Bird Studios, Toei, Funimation, E-I-E-I-O. If you don't sue, me, I'll be very happy.

Vegeta raced off to find his buff ray. What wonders will await James and the Z-crew as the wait for him? Will there be even more shameless cameos? Will the fourth wall remain intact? Probably not, but we can always hope, now can't we?

"Hey, I'm kind of hungry," said James. "I want something to eat."

"Yeah me, too. We left before Gohan and I could have lunch," said Goku. (Slap)

"How dare you say that about me? No man can just have me unless I want him too!" said Lunch.

"Hey, where did you come from?" asked Goku.

"That's none of your business," she said. "I can believe how immature men can be."

"Well, technically," stated everyone's favorite green guy, "I'm asexual, so even though I look like a guy, I'm really not."

"Uhhhh, let's pretend that we didn't hear that, Okay?" said Gohan.

"Agreed," said the others.

"Huh, it looks like Lunch is gone," quipped the Half-Sayajin. "Now about 'midday meal,' I'm kind of hungry, too. Let's go back home and get something to eat."

"I'll never understand what appeal food has over you humans. It's mush easier to simply drink water," said Piccolo.

"Listen, you don't talk about how much we like food and we won't talk about the 'salamander incident', Okay?" said Goku.

"Listen, you guys, I'm really hungry. Can we just get going?" pleaded James.

The others agreed, and so they took off, with James in tow. Piccolo was carrying James and decided to give him another little training lesson. "Hey, James, wanna learn how to fly?" he asked.

"W-w-what do you mean by that?" quivered James.

"This," and with that, Piccolo let go of James. James begain screaming, and was heading for Goku's house!

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"And let me tell you," said Chi-Chi. "When a sayajin goes to the third level, his hair isn't the only thing that gets about four times longer, his..." (CRASH)

James had crashed through the roof, the second story, and had landed on the table that Jessie and Chi-Chi were talking over, sending the two ladies flying and breaking the table. As James lay there, Goku and Gohan rushed in to see if he was okay. Piccolo sauntered in chuckling to himself.

"Hey, James, are you okay?" asked Gohan.

"Ohhh, look at all of the staryu."

"He'll be alright. This happens to us weekly." said Jessie faintly.

"Hey," said Goku, "my ears are burning. Were you two talking about me?"

"Yeah, she was just about to say that when you go SSJ3, your hair gets bigger and so does Umph..."

"Y-y-your eyebrows. It's the weirdest thing, isn't that what were talking about, Jessie?" said Chi-Chi, placing her hand over Jessie's mouth.

"Sure," mumbled Jessie. "That was it."

"Mom, dad and James and I are all hungry, because we skipped lunch and we've had a weird day, so could you make us something?"

"Why, I've still got that twelve coarse meal that I made for your father, so if the three of you don't mind only having four courses, I think we'll be just fine."

The three of them sat down to eat their meal. Piccolo also sat down at the table, next to Jessie.

"You know," said Gohan between bites, "It really is amazing that we're eating off of this table. Didn't it say earlier that the table was broken?"

"Oh, you know, the author doesn't really pay too much attention to these things," said Chi-Chi.

"What did you say?" said Piccolo, turning towards Chi-Chi.

::CRASH::

"What was that?" asked Chi-Chi.

"Oh that was just the fourth wall again," said Goku, in-between stuffing his face. "It happens to us all of the time."

"It was also me!" shouted Jessie. "Green-boy over here hit me with those shoulder-pads of his when he turned towards Chi-Chi." Jessie was getting angrier, and angrier, she lifted her frying pan and nailed Piccolo in the head, throwing him against the wall.

"Whoa, did you feel that, dad? Her power level jumped way up when she hit Piccolo. I don't think we'll need to train her."

"Huh, did something happen?" asked Goku.

"Well, Jessie was knocked over by Piccolo, Piccolo was knocked over by Jessie, and the fourth wall was broken sometime."

"Well, thank you Captain Obvious," huffed Jessie.

"You're welcome!" said an strange man in spandex.

"Who are you?" asked James.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm Captain Obvious! Defender of all that is easily known!" and with that, the man disappeared.

"Mom, this is what we've been going through all day. Weird people just keep popping in," said Gohan. "we've had a guy from Funimation, (crack) some girls in short skirts, some girls from a space ship, and some guy that could turn into a pig. Oh, yeah, Lunch showed up, too."

"Seems like you've had a full day, dear."

"Yeah, but we're waiting for Vegeta to get back with his buff ray," said Goku. "So we can use it on James."

Piccolo stood up, and started coughing. He kept coughing, and coughing until an egg shot out of his mouth. Looking rather dazed, Piccolo took the egg in his hands and looked around and said, "When it hatches, I shall name it... Chibi-Me!"

"Well, that would explain why Piccolo was so irritable lately, he was pregnant," said Goku.

At that moment, Vegeta came crashing through the doors. "Alright, here it is, but you'd better not break it!" said Vegeta. "Nice egg, Namek."

Goku took the ray and herded the group outside. "Hmmm, how do you work this thing? 70-80-90-100%, here's the on-off switch, so let's try it out. Now, James, I want you to stand right over there, and I'm going to use this on you, Okay?" said Goku.

"Do I have to?" whined James.

"James, just get over there. If you're brave, I'll give you a special treat tonight," said Jessie.

"Oooooo, candy?" asked James.

"Yes, James, candy," she said disgustedly.

Goku then pointed the machine at James, and turned it on, full blast. A beam of energy hit him, and James began screaming. Goku had it turned on James for about a minute, then he turned it off. James was on the ground. When he stood up, James looked the same, but his clothes were different. He was wearing a blue jacket that said capsule corp, a black shirt, and black pants. His hair had turned purple.

"Hey, he looks like Trunks!" said Gohan.

James then suddenly shrank, became bald, and was wearing an orange fighting gi. He then grew taller, stayed bald, and grew a third eye, and wore a green gi. He then grew even taller, became green colored, got pointy ears and antennae . He then shrank a bit, and got black pointy hair, and was wearing blue sayajin armor. As he shrank yet again, his skin becoming powder white, and two red spots appeared on his checks, he fell to the ground again, and said, "Help me."

"Oops," said Goku.

Author's notes: Another part done! My own super hero Captain Obvious made a special appearance! What should happen to James? Should he end up looking like someone, or should he get some other powers? Maybe the ability to look like any of the Z-Warriors, and use their powers? And will I ever explain the 'salamander incident'? Please tell me what you think! Don't forget to review. Thanks so much ~ Gillikin

Dagget: "Easy clone, easy clone, first there's one, then there's two! Easy clone, easy clone first there's two then there's three. Easy clone, easy clone, it's fun for the family!" (Not quite exact, but I still like it.)