PBZ- Chapter Six: We Used to be Angels Then, or We Got the Power
Author's Notes: I'm back! I was writing this story about a week ago when the gods of computers decided to freeze up my screen, and I lost the whole chapter! ::sob:: Here it is, not quite the same, but a close facsimile. Hopefully it's even funnier than the lost version. Hmm, I wonder if this creates some sort of separate dimension out there, a sort of PBZ twilight zone? Oh, well, on with the formalities (Yeah!). By Nintendo, Gamefreak, and Creatures is Pokémon copyright, yes. Akira Toriyama, Studios of Bird, & Funimation by copyright do DB (Z/GT) they own. May the schwartz be with you-ou-ou-ou. Oh what a world...
Last time on PBZ! Lunch showed up and disappeared, as did Captain Obvious. James fell through the roof, broke a table and sent the ladies flying. Moments later the table was miraculously restored! The fourth wall was broken, and Piccolo literally coughed up an egg! James was hit by Vegeta's buff ray, and began turning into random DBZ people! What will happen next, on today's exciting episode of PBZ!
"I'm huge!" said James, who at the time was wearing a hat with horns, glasses and had a beard.
"Daddy?" said Chi-Chi.
"What have you done to him?" screamed Jessie, while lunging at Goku. "You'll pay for this, monkey-boy!"
"He, he," smirked Vegeta. "I told you I didn't know what would happen if you used it on him. He did achieve perfection for a few moments when he looked like me, though."
"Shhh, my egg is trying to take a nap!" said Piccolo.
Chi-Chi gave Piccolo an odd look and then said, "Jessie, let him go!"
"I will not let him go!"
"Let him go!"
"I will not let him go!"
"Let him go!"
"Oh, mamma-mia, mamma-mia," said Gohan.
"Let him go!" said Chi-Chi. "Trust me, he is going to be one sorry sayajin when he gets home tonight."
Everyone was paying attention to Jessie, Goku, & Chi-Chi and didn't notice James until he said something. "DoN't WoRrY, jEsSiE," he said. "I'lL bE fInE. hEy, WhY aM i TaLkInG lIkE tHiS?"
Jessie let go of Goku's neck and wheeled around. The voice she heard sounded familiar, a little too familiar. James's hair was peacock blue, instead of its normal shade of blue. He was also wearing a black colored Team Rocket uniform.
"James, you look like Butch, Cassidy's partner!" said Jessie.
"Aww, come on Jessie," said Goku. "He dosen't look a thing like the Sundance Kid."
"No, not the Sundance Kid, I mean Butch, the partner of my rival Cassidy!"
"Ohhh," said Goku.
"Dat's right!"
"Meowth?" asked Jessie.
"No, dat's me, goil," said a rather cat-like James.
"Oh, dear Lord," said Jessie. "He's turned into a pokémon. He's turned into Meowth. Could things get any worse?"
"I don't know, Jessie," said the voice that comes from nowhere, yet everywhere, previously heard in chapter four. "I just depends on how much longer I feel like keeping this up."
"Is that you, God?"
"Naaa, it's just the author," said Goku. "We've met him before, a couple a' chapters ago."
"10-9-8-7..." said Gohan.
"Gohan, what are you doing?" asked Chi-Chi.
"Counting down 'til the fourth wall crashes. 2-1"
::squeak::
"Was that it?" asked Vegeta.
::BOOM::
"Much better," said the Sayajin Prince.
James suddenly became human again, but he was a young boy with blond hair and was carrying a camera. "Hey," he said. "I feel constipated."
"NO! Not Todd!" said Jessie. "What next, Ash?"
Apparently Jessie is psychic, because that's exactly what happened next. He suddenly turned into everyone's favorite pokétwerp, complete with hat and blue jacket. "Hey, Charizard!" said James. "I choose you! I sure do hope that you don't decide to ignore me like you always do. Hee, hee, this is fun. Hey, Nurse Joy, I think you're hot, but not as hot as that Officer Jenny over there, or Susie the pokémon breeder." James had turned into Brock while he was making fun of Ash.
"Oh, why can't he just become James again!" wailed Jessie.
Once again raising the suspicion that she was psychic, it happened just as she said it would. James became himself again. After several terse moments, James remained himself. Jessie threw her arms around James and cried into his shoulder. "James, promise me you'll never scare me like that again."
"Okay."
"Good," said Jessie, and with that she hit him over the head with her fan.
Suddenly, out of the blue, two girls, one wearing a colander on her head, ran from around the house and said: "I'm Sailor Depressed!" "And I'm Sailor Sad! And in the name of Joxer the Mighty, we shall punish you!"
"Wait, what are you doing here?" asked Gohan.
"We're here because we're two representatives of one of the author's favorite authors!" said Sailor Sad. "We're the No-Life Sailors!"
"Jessie, James, you're supposed to star with us in our next fanfic, not these DBZ people," said Sailor-D. "If you don't join us, we'll never be able to combat the forces of evil! The popular people will reign supreme!"
"Ummm, the author needs us in this story," said James.
"Oh, well in that case, thanks anyhow!" said Sailor-S.
And with that, the two girls disappeared, never again to be seen in this fanfic. Everyone looked at each other, except Piccolo, who was looking at his egg. It was Vegeta who first broke the silence. "So, Kakarot, this sort of thing has been happening to you all day? Serves you right."
"Who's a good egg, hmm?" said Piccolo. "You are, you, you. Yes, you are. Who's daddy's little egg? It's you."
"Umm, I think that we'd better stay away from Piccolo until his egg hatches," said Gohan. "I've never seen him act like this, and I don't think I want to see him act like this."
James got a determined look on his face and began grunting. Jessie watched as James began to get larger, and buffer, with black hair. "Hey, look at me," he said. "I can do it when I want to. I wanted to be Goku, and I am. Now, just how does this body work? Umm, how do you guys fly? What was that thing that you said? Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Ha?"
A burst of blue energy shot out of James' hands and went tearing around the area, singeing Jessie's hair, and chasing Vegeta around. Vegeta finally turned around and forced the energy away. Unfortunately, 25 miles away, a jet bound for the coast was hit with the remaining blast. Fortunately, the jet's only passengers were Yanni and the rest of his traveling show.
"Oops," said James as Vegeta ki-blasted him into a tree.
"Well, looks like we're going to have to really train him now," said Gohan.
"Yeah, but it's going to be kind of weird training myself or you training you," said Goku. "Oh, well, you get what you wish for."
James had reverted to his normal form after he had hit the tree. Unfortunately, the blast seemed to short circuit his newfound abilities and he began shape shifting again. As James turned into Professor Oak, and then into Gary, Jessie said, "Not again, and just look at what that blue thing did to my hair!"
Well, another part done. I hope you enjoyed it. Please review and tell me just what you think. I appreciate any reviews, suggestions, anything. Thanks so much. I realize that this had nothing to do with Angels, but it's a very good DBZ song. Until next part. Thanks for putting up with me. ~ Gillikin
"So, you want to see my sword, huh?" - Trunks to King Cold.
Author's Notes: I'm back! I was writing this story about a week ago when the gods of computers decided to freeze up my screen, and I lost the whole chapter! ::sob:: Here it is, not quite the same, but a close facsimile. Hopefully it's even funnier than the lost version. Hmm, I wonder if this creates some sort of separate dimension out there, a sort of PBZ twilight zone? Oh, well, on with the formalities (Yeah!). By Nintendo, Gamefreak, and Creatures is Pokémon copyright, yes. Akira Toriyama, Studios of Bird, & Funimation by copyright do DB (Z/GT) they own. May the schwartz be with you-ou-ou-ou. Oh what a world...
Last time on PBZ! Lunch showed up and disappeared, as did Captain Obvious. James fell through the roof, broke a table and sent the ladies flying. Moments later the table was miraculously restored! The fourth wall was broken, and Piccolo literally coughed up an egg! James was hit by Vegeta's buff ray, and began turning into random DBZ people! What will happen next, on today's exciting episode of PBZ!
"I'm huge!" said James, who at the time was wearing a hat with horns, glasses and had a beard.
"Daddy?" said Chi-Chi.
"What have you done to him?" screamed Jessie, while lunging at Goku. "You'll pay for this, monkey-boy!"
"He, he," smirked Vegeta. "I told you I didn't know what would happen if you used it on him. He did achieve perfection for a few moments when he looked like me, though."
"Shhh, my egg is trying to take a nap!" said Piccolo.
Chi-Chi gave Piccolo an odd look and then said, "Jessie, let him go!"
"I will not let him go!"
"Let him go!"
"I will not let him go!"
"Let him go!"
"Oh, mamma-mia, mamma-mia," said Gohan.
"Let him go!" said Chi-Chi. "Trust me, he is going to be one sorry sayajin when he gets home tonight."
Everyone was paying attention to Jessie, Goku, & Chi-Chi and didn't notice James until he said something. "DoN't WoRrY, jEsSiE," he said. "I'lL bE fInE. hEy, WhY aM i TaLkInG lIkE tHiS?"
Jessie let go of Goku's neck and wheeled around. The voice she heard sounded familiar, a little too familiar. James's hair was peacock blue, instead of its normal shade of blue. He was also wearing a black colored Team Rocket uniform.
"James, you look like Butch, Cassidy's partner!" said Jessie.
"Aww, come on Jessie," said Goku. "He dosen't look a thing like the Sundance Kid."
"No, not the Sundance Kid, I mean Butch, the partner of my rival Cassidy!"
"Ohhh," said Goku.
"Dat's right!"
"Meowth?" asked Jessie.
"No, dat's me, goil," said a rather cat-like James.
"Oh, dear Lord," said Jessie. "He's turned into a pokémon. He's turned into Meowth. Could things get any worse?"
"I don't know, Jessie," said the voice that comes from nowhere, yet everywhere, previously heard in chapter four. "I just depends on how much longer I feel like keeping this up."
"Is that you, God?"
"Naaa, it's just the author," said Goku. "We've met him before, a couple a' chapters ago."
"10-9-8-7..." said Gohan.
"Gohan, what are you doing?" asked Chi-Chi.
"Counting down 'til the fourth wall crashes. 2-1"
::squeak::
"Was that it?" asked Vegeta.
::BOOM::
"Much better," said the Sayajin Prince.
James suddenly became human again, but he was a young boy with blond hair and was carrying a camera. "Hey," he said. "I feel constipated."
"NO! Not Todd!" said Jessie. "What next, Ash?"
Apparently Jessie is psychic, because that's exactly what happened next. He suddenly turned into everyone's favorite pokétwerp, complete with hat and blue jacket. "Hey, Charizard!" said James. "I choose you! I sure do hope that you don't decide to ignore me like you always do. Hee, hee, this is fun. Hey, Nurse Joy, I think you're hot, but not as hot as that Officer Jenny over there, or Susie the pokémon breeder." James had turned into Brock while he was making fun of Ash.
"Oh, why can't he just become James again!" wailed Jessie.
Once again raising the suspicion that she was psychic, it happened just as she said it would. James became himself again. After several terse moments, James remained himself. Jessie threw her arms around James and cried into his shoulder. "James, promise me you'll never scare me like that again."
"Okay."
"Good," said Jessie, and with that she hit him over the head with her fan.
Suddenly, out of the blue, two girls, one wearing a colander on her head, ran from around the house and said: "I'm Sailor Depressed!" "And I'm Sailor Sad! And in the name of Joxer the Mighty, we shall punish you!"
"Wait, what are you doing here?" asked Gohan.
"We're here because we're two representatives of one of the author's favorite authors!" said Sailor Sad. "We're the No-Life Sailors!"
"Jessie, James, you're supposed to star with us in our next fanfic, not these DBZ people," said Sailor-D. "If you don't join us, we'll never be able to combat the forces of evil! The popular people will reign supreme!"
"Ummm, the author needs us in this story," said James.
"Oh, well in that case, thanks anyhow!" said Sailor-S.
And with that, the two girls disappeared, never again to be seen in this fanfic. Everyone looked at each other, except Piccolo, who was looking at his egg. It was Vegeta who first broke the silence. "So, Kakarot, this sort of thing has been happening to you all day? Serves you right."
"Who's a good egg, hmm?" said Piccolo. "You are, you, you. Yes, you are. Who's daddy's little egg? It's you."
"Umm, I think that we'd better stay away from Piccolo until his egg hatches," said Gohan. "I've never seen him act like this, and I don't think I want to see him act like this."
James got a determined look on his face and began grunting. Jessie watched as James began to get larger, and buffer, with black hair. "Hey, look at me," he said. "I can do it when I want to. I wanted to be Goku, and I am. Now, just how does this body work? Umm, how do you guys fly? What was that thing that you said? Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Ha?"
A burst of blue energy shot out of James' hands and went tearing around the area, singeing Jessie's hair, and chasing Vegeta around. Vegeta finally turned around and forced the energy away. Unfortunately, 25 miles away, a jet bound for the coast was hit with the remaining blast. Fortunately, the jet's only passengers were Yanni and the rest of his traveling show.
"Oops," said James as Vegeta ki-blasted him into a tree.
"Well, looks like we're going to have to really train him now," said Gohan.
"Yeah, but it's going to be kind of weird training myself or you training you," said Goku. "Oh, well, you get what you wish for."
James had reverted to his normal form after he had hit the tree. Unfortunately, the blast seemed to short circuit his newfound abilities and he began shape shifting again. As James turned into Professor Oak, and then into Gary, Jessie said, "Not again, and just look at what that blue thing did to my hair!"
Well, another part done. I hope you enjoyed it. Please review and tell me just what you think. I appreciate any reviews, suggestions, anything. Thanks so much. I realize that this had nothing to do with Angels, but it's a very good DBZ song. Until next part. Thanks for putting up with me. ~ Gillikin
"So, you want to see my sword, huh?" - Trunks to King Cold.