PBZ- Chapter Seven: The Author Develops Writer's Block or College + Time= Procrastination
Author's Notes: Ahhh, I'm so sorry. If any of you still remember this story, the last time I added a new piece to it was a month and a half ago. Can you forgive me? College presents you with a whole new array of ways to goof off. Anywho, a reviewer pointed out that I had written Piccolo totally OOC, and I realized that I'm making a sissy out of my second fave DBZ character, I'm going to fix that problem in this chapter hopefully. Oh, and ChiChi X (Did I spell that right?) if you're still reading, tell me if this is any better than last time's, I'd like to keep my readers happy. Pokémon is copyright Nintendo, Gamefreak, and Creatures. Dragonball in all of it's forms is copyright Akira Toriyama, Bird Studio, Funimation, and other people too. Remember, I don't have enough money to bother with suing me. Now, on to the story!
Last time on PBZ! James shape-shifted to just about anyone in the DBZ or Pokémon universe. Jessie attacked Goku, then James became Butch, so she stopped. Piccolo proved that the author had seriously screwed him up. James returned to normal. Then became Goku, fired off a ka-me-ha-me-ha, chased Vegeta around, and singed Jessie's hair. Yanni died. James began shape-shifting again. Now, for today's exciting (boring), great (lame) episode of PBZ!
"Hey, James," said Goku, "Are you alright?"
It'd been about five minutes since James had hit the tree. He had finally returned to his normal form after several interesting transformations including Bill the pokémon researcher, Kami, Dende, & Tracy. Jessie was sitting next to James, trying to get him to stand up. Jessie suddenly looked up and turned around, dropping James. She felt something she'd felt earlier that day, when she and James had first been taken to this land. The feeling soon passed, and nothing happened, or did something happen?
"James," said Jessie, "Try to turn into someone else. Something just happened here, something's different."
"Okay, Jessie," said James, who began grunting. The only thing that changed about him, though, was his face got red. "Jessie, I can't do it anymore!"
"Well, that's a relief," said Jessie, "At least we don't have to worry about that again."
"But why'd it stop, and what did you feel?" asked Gohan.
"The same thing that I felt when we were pulled to this place," she said. "It felt like someone was watching us, and I figured something must have changed. The only that would make sense since nothing else changed was James."
"Yeah, that and the author was going nowhere with it," snapped Vegeta.
"Hey, I resent that!" said the weird nowhere-everywhere voice again.
::clink::
"What was that?" asked Chi-Chi.
"Oh, the fourth wall has been broken so many times in this story, there isn't much left to break," said the voice.
"Okay!" said Goku.
"Well, now with one of the only plot points gone, now what do we do?" asked Gohan.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Dramatic Scene Change Action!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A small hooded person sits atop a large rock, around him are the dragonballs. "Fools! I can't believe that they forgot that Dende had enabled the dragonballs to grant two wishes. I now have made the second! Gohan is now powerless to stop me! He'll never send me back to the Dead Zone again! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
::Screech::
"Wait, Garlic Jr. again? Nah. Hmm, how about Heater, a second cousin to Freeza? No, that's not it. Someone from the future again? No. A villain from another series? Maybe. Aww, heck, let's just try for some suspense."
2nd take-
A person/animal/thing of indeterminate age, height, build or sex sits cloaked in shadow. "I can't believe those idiots forgot that the dragonballs can now grant two wishes instead of just one. Now, I'll never be stopped. I've just taken away the powers of the one who can stop me, whoever he is. Probably that Son Goku is now helpless. He always finishes off everyone. Or perhaps that annoying Great Saiyaman, Gohan, he's killed off a few villains in his time. No matter, I can now take over the world!"
~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~ Scene Change ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~
"John."
"Marsha."
"John!"
"Marsha!"
"John!!"
"Marsha!!"
"You're standing on my foot, you jerk!"
"Sorry."
~ We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. ~
"Well I don't really know what to do now, so why don't we all just go back to our homes and get some rest, hmm?" asked Chi-Chi. "I'm certain something will happen in the morning, it always does. Jessie, James, you two can stay with us tonight. Gohan, dear, are you going to be able to make it all the way back to the city, would you like to stay at home?"
"Ahh, no, that's okay," said Gohan, "I've, uh, got some studying to do. Yeah, that's it studying!"
"My son the scholar! It's always been my dream to have you be smarter than your father, and just look at you now."
"Wouldn't take much to be smarter than you, eh, Kakarot?" asked Vegeta.
"What?" asked Goku.
"Oh, nothing."
"Well, I'm going to take my little egg to the doctor so he can have his check up. Yes I am, yes I am!" said Piccolo.
"Piccolo, you're still here?" asked James.
"Yes, I am, just the more I talk, the more out of character I become. Isn't that right, isn't that right?"
"Umm, yeah, that's right," replied James. "Hadn't you better get to a doctor's, it's getting kind of late."
"You're right, come on eggy, let's go!"
With that Piccolo flew off to the doctor's. Gohan flew back to Satan City (or whatever they're going to be calling it in the dub, maybe Satin City, I dunno) after he said goodbye to his parents. Vegeta went back home so that he could train or yell at Bulma, or whatever he does in his spare time. Goku, Chi-Chi, Jessie, and James all went into the Son house.
"Hey, Chi-Chi, I'm kind of hungry," said Goku, "Isn't it time for supper yet?"
"Yeah, me too, I'm hungry, Jess," said James.
"Well at least that ray thingy didn't affect your appetite," said Jessie.
"As if anything could affect their appetites," said Chi-Chi. "Supper's not for another hour, so you two just settle down until it's done. Oh, and Goku, if you two do anything, anything, that screws up someone's genetic makeup, you two are is so much trouble. Understand?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Ha, she's got you whipped!" laughed James.
"James, same goes for you," said Jessie as she brandished her frying pan.
"Okay," he whimpered.
"You use a frying pan, too?" asked Chi-Chi.
"What else?" asked Jessie. "The same, but not." With that the two women went into the kitchen, gabbing the whole time. Jessie really didn't do much cooking, but Chi-Chi doesn't like other people messing around in her kitchen anyway, so she was happy just to have the company.
"Ha, ha," Goku laughed. "You, too."
Three hours later, when supper was over, Piccolo walked in without his egg. He picked up James out of his chair and threw him against the wall. "Ah, that felt good," said the green pointy-eared one.
"Elves, where?" asked Goku.
"He meant me," said Piccolo.
"Oh," said Goku, "Hey, what happened to your egg?"
"Never trust a home pregnancy test. I went to the doctor's and found out it was just a false alarm. At least I feel normal now. Throwing you into the wall really helped me feel better, Blue-Boy"
"Welcome," mumbled James.
"So what now?" asked Jessie.
"I don't know," said Chi-Chi. "Maybe we should all go to bed."
"Hey, Jess," said James suggestively.
"No, James, not tonight."
"Same goes for you too, Goku," said Chi-Chi.
After several weeks, another part is up. Sorry for the delay. Tell me if you like it, hate it, whatever. Piccolo is back to normal, yea! And now there's a villain, too. Tell me who you think it should be, I need some ideas! Remember, I'm only writing this for you guys, so review and tell me your feelings! Thanks ~ Gillikin
Weird Bakery Lady from Earthbound: "I want to tell you the story of the creature from the vegetable soup..."
Author's Notes: Ahhh, I'm so sorry. If any of you still remember this story, the last time I added a new piece to it was a month and a half ago. Can you forgive me? College presents you with a whole new array of ways to goof off. Anywho, a reviewer pointed out that I had written Piccolo totally OOC, and I realized that I'm making a sissy out of my second fave DBZ character, I'm going to fix that problem in this chapter hopefully. Oh, and ChiChi X (Did I spell that right?) if you're still reading, tell me if this is any better than last time's, I'd like to keep my readers happy. Pokémon is copyright Nintendo, Gamefreak, and Creatures. Dragonball in all of it's forms is copyright Akira Toriyama, Bird Studio, Funimation, and other people too. Remember, I don't have enough money to bother with suing me. Now, on to the story!
Last time on PBZ! James shape-shifted to just about anyone in the DBZ or Pokémon universe. Jessie attacked Goku, then James became Butch, so she stopped. Piccolo proved that the author had seriously screwed him up. James returned to normal. Then became Goku, fired off a ka-me-ha-me-ha, chased Vegeta around, and singed Jessie's hair. Yanni died. James began shape-shifting again. Now, for today's exciting (boring), great (lame) episode of PBZ!
"Hey, James," said Goku, "Are you alright?"
It'd been about five minutes since James had hit the tree. He had finally returned to his normal form after several interesting transformations including Bill the pokémon researcher, Kami, Dende, & Tracy. Jessie was sitting next to James, trying to get him to stand up. Jessie suddenly looked up and turned around, dropping James. She felt something she'd felt earlier that day, when she and James had first been taken to this land. The feeling soon passed, and nothing happened, or did something happen?
"James," said Jessie, "Try to turn into someone else. Something just happened here, something's different."
"Okay, Jessie," said James, who began grunting. The only thing that changed about him, though, was his face got red. "Jessie, I can't do it anymore!"
"Well, that's a relief," said Jessie, "At least we don't have to worry about that again."
"But why'd it stop, and what did you feel?" asked Gohan.
"The same thing that I felt when we were pulled to this place," she said. "It felt like someone was watching us, and I figured something must have changed. The only that would make sense since nothing else changed was James."
"Yeah, that and the author was going nowhere with it," snapped Vegeta.
"Hey, I resent that!" said the weird nowhere-everywhere voice again.
::clink::
"What was that?" asked Chi-Chi.
"Oh, the fourth wall has been broken so many times in this story, there isn't much left to break," said the voice.
"Okay!" said Goku.
"Well, now with one of the only plot points gone, now what do we do?" asked Gohan.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Dramatic Scene Change Action!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A small hooded person sits atop a large rock, around him are the dragonballs. "Fools! I can't believe that they forgot that Dende had enabled the dragonballs to grant two wishes. I now have made the second! Gohan is now powerless to stop me! He'll never send me back to the Dead Zone again! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
::Screech::
"Wait, Garlic Jr. again? Nah. Hmm, how about Heater, a second cousin to Freeza? No, that's not it. Someone from the future again? No. A villain from another series? Maybe. Aww, heck, let's just try for some suspense."
2nd take-
A person/animal/thing of indeterminate age, height, build or sex sits cloaked in shadow. "I can't believe those idiots forgot that the dragonballs can now grant two wishes instead of just one. Now, I'll never be stopped. I've just taken away the powers of the one who can stop me, whoever he is. Probably that Son Goku is now helpless. He always finishes off everyone. Or perhaps that annoying Great Saiyaman, Gohan, he's killed off a few villains in his time. No matter, I can now take over the world!"
~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~ Scene Change ~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~
"John."
"Marsha."
"John!"
"Marsha!"
"John!!"
"Marsha!!"
"You're standing on my foot, you jerk!"
"Sorry."
~ We now return you to your regularly scheduled program. ~
"Well I don't really know what to do now, so why don't we all just go back to our homes and get some rest, hmm?" asked Chi-Chi. "I'm certain something will happen in the morning, it always does. Jessie, James, you two can stay with us tonight. Gohan, dear, are you going to be able to make it all the way back to the city, would you like to stay at home?"
"Ahh, no, that's okay," said Gohan, "I've, uh, got some studying to do. Yeah, that's it studying!"
"My son the scholar! It's always been my dream to have you be smarter than your father, and just look at you now."
"Wouldn't take much to be smarter than you, eh, Kakarot?" asked Vegeta.
"What?" asked Goku.
"Oh, nothing."
"Well, I'm going to take my little egg to the doctor so he can have his check up. Yes I am, yes I am!" said Piccolo.
"Piccolo, you're still here?" asked James.
"Yes, I am, just the more I talk, the more out of character I become. Isn't that right, isn't that right?"
"Umm, yeah, that's right," replied James. "Hadn't you better get to a doctor's, it's getting kind of late."
"You're right, come on eggy, let's go!"
With that Piccolo flew off to the doctor's. Gohan flew back to Satan City (or whatever they're going to be calling it in the dub, maybe Satin City, I dunno) after he said goodbye to his parents. Vegeta went back home so that he could train or yell at Bulma, or whatever he does in his spare time. Goku, Chi-Chi, Jessie, and James all went into the Son house.
"Hey, Chi-Chi, I'm kind of hungry," said Goku, "Isn't it time for supper yet?"
"Yeah, me too, I'm hungry, Jess," said James.
"Well at least that ray thingy didn't affect your appetite," said Jessie.
"As if anything could affect their appetites," said Chi-Chi. "Supper's not for another hour, so you two just settle down until it's done. Oh, and Goku, if you two do anything, anything, that screws up someone's genetic makeup, you two are is so much trouble. Understand?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Ha, she's got you whipped!" laughed James.
"James, same goes for you," said Jessie as she brandished her frying pan.
"Okay," he whimpered.
"You use a frying pan, too?" asked Chi-Chi.
"What else?" asked Jessie. "The same, but not." With that the two women went into the kitchen, gabbing the whole time. Jessie really didn't do much cooking, but Chi-Chi doesn't like other people messing around in her kitchen anyway, so she was happy just to have the company.
"Ha, ha," Goku laughed. "You, too."
Three hours later, when supper was over, Piccolo walked in without his egg. He picked up James out of his chair and threw him against the wall. "Ah, that felt good," said the green pointy-eared one.
"Elves, where?" asked Goku.
"He meant me," said Piccolo.
"Oh," said Goku, "Hey, what happened to your egg?"
"Never trust a home pregnancy test. I went to the doctor's and found out it was just a false alarm. At least I feel normal now. Throwing you into the wall really helped me feel better, Blue-Boy"
"Welcome," mumbled James.
"So what now?" asked Jessie.
"I don't know," said Chi-Chi. "Maybe we should all go to bed."
"Hey, Jess," said James suggestively.
"No, James, not tonight."
"Same goes for you too, Goku," said Chi-Chi.
After several weeks, another part is up. Sorry for the delay. Tell me if you like it, hate it, whatever. Piccolo is back to normal, yea! And now there's a villain, too. Tell me who you think it should be, I need some ideas! Remember, I'm only writing this for you guys, so review and tell me your feelings! Thanks ~ Gillikin
Weird Bakery Lady from Earthbound: "I want to tell you the story of the creature from the vegetable soup..."