BARBIE WORLD (DAY 4- DAY 6)
!WARNING! BARBIE LIKERS AND COLLECTORS WILL BE MOST INSULTED
IF THEY READ THIS! HOWEVER, YOU MAY LIKE IT. EITHER WAY,
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
DAY 4
Now, where was I? Oh yes, I remember now. Jack, Daniel and Teal'c
were taking along walk through the SGC in their underwear. Unfortunatly,
they came across Dr. Fraiser, Sergant Kenney and a few other of the SGC
girls having a coffee break. Seeing Daniel outside Seragant Kenney almost
automaticaly opened the door to invite him in. Of course, seeing them in
their underwear the conversation got a little bit more interesting (but not
sick, ok people?). In fact the conversation got soo interesting that I've
decide to write it up. It went something like this:-
"Why, hel-lo Dr. Jackson. Care to come join us?"
"Erm...urm...you have coffee in there, right?"
"There's nothing to see here ladies. Come on, Daniel"
"Why, of course we have coffee, Daniel."
"Ah. That's good then. Ok, I'll come in."
"Dr. Jackson, we are in no way dressed for a coffee break."
"Listen to Teal'c, Daniel."
"I'm so glad you've decided to come in Daniel."
"Ah, Kenney. I'd do anything for coffee!"
"Sergant Kenney! Stop chating-up Dr. J...what are you guys wearing?"
"I believe we are wearing our underwear, Dr. Fraiser"
"Daniel, don't you reliese why Kenney wants you in there?"
"No, why"
"General Hammond is going to hear about this!"
"She wants you in there because...." alarm goes off somewhere in the
SGC. It turns out just to be a computer. Nothing to worry about.
"Help, Jack! Get her away from me!"
"Oh what a shame, ladies. Got to go. Bye!"
Everybody's lunch still in their stomachs? Good. That's ok then.
Basically, after that little experience, the guys made a dash for
the clothes room.
"Ok, here's my plans. Daniel, this blue dress is for you. Teal'c,
this yellow dress is for you. And Ken or Jack or whatever you like to be
called these days, this pink dress is for you." said a very keen Sam. How she
got to the room so fast is still quizing my mind right now.
As Daniel and Teal'c got into their new clothes, Jack just looked
at Sam. Then, he remembered what had happened yesterday in the kitchen and
decided that perhaps it was just best to play along with it. Sam had decided
to host the fashion show in the gateroom.
Jack still couldn't decide what was more embrassing. Walking through
the SGC in his underwear or walking through the SGC in a pink dress. When
they got to the gateroom, Sam made the guys walk up and down and do stupid
twirly things. Daniel looked like he was having the time of his life. That
was until he crashed into Teal'c, who went crashing into Jack. Jack hit the
Stargate and half of it snapped off. Daniel was now trying to get back up.
As he did so, he grabbed half the wiring from the Stargate and tore it out
of it's casing. The wiring got Teal'c all tangled up so he tripped backwards
into that big red button thingy and set off the alarm. All this was too much
for Sam, so she just fainted.
Within seconds General Hammond, Seregant Kenney and Dr. Fraiser had
arrived in the gate room. The Stargate had been destroyed! There, on the
floor, lay three very embrassed members of SG-1. Carter was leaning on the
rumble due to the fact that she had fainted. General Hammond would have lost
his voice yelling at them, if the two girls had been and embrassed themselves:-
"Ugh! This is even worse than what they were wearing last time!"
"I know. Daniel! Take the dress off. The underwear looked a lot
better!"
"That goes to you also, Jack and Teal'c"
DAY 5
SG-1 had the day off work today due to the fact that the Stargate
was broken so they couldn't really do any work at all.
However, Jack turned up bright and early for work. He brust into
Dr. Fraiser's room and yelled "WE HAVE GOT TO FIND A CURE FOR THAT THING!"
Dr. Fraiser almost spilt her coffee everywhere. She looked at Jack
for a breif moment before breaking him the harsh news."Sorry sir," she
said, bowing her head. "We haven't got a cure for it yet, but we have found
a cure for Sindy dolls. So, I take it Major Carter is here as well then?"
"Yeah, she's just in the car," Jack said, wishing that he didn't have
to put up with this for any longer. "Why do you want to use her for research?"
Dr. Fraiser shuffled around the floor a little. Using Major Carter
for research was just one of the worst things she could have ever done. But
what the hey? "Well, would be helpful..."
In moments, Jack O'Neill had grabbed her by the arm and was dragging
her through the SGC. He was obviously very keen to get Sam back to her old
self (wonder why?). Dr. Fraiser and O'Neill were now standing just outside
the SGC looking at his car. The sky was a wonderful blue colour, not a cloud
in the sky.... but that besides the point.
"Er... I see your car, Sir," started a very confused Dr. Fraiser.
"Where's Major Carter?!" The passenger door was swung open and Sam was nowhere
to be seen. Jack's jaw dropped futher than her thought it could. He grabbed
hold of Dr. Fraiser's arm and ran into the park. Was the world ready for this
kind of disarster? In the park, they could see Daniel and Henry playing in
the sandbox with some kids. Although, I don't think the kids were playing
with him. They were more kind of looking at him in a funny way. Jack approched
Daniel, carefully.
"Hey, Danny boy," said Jack, also looking at him in a funny way.
"Oh, hey Jack!" said Daniel. "We're playing in the sandbox. Wanna
play with us? See, this is the magical castle where the pretty fairy lives.
Only this is a monster...er..thingy and it's going to eat everybody up. I
asked Teal'c if he wanted to play...."
"Teal'c is here?" asked Jack, quickly trying to get away from Daniel.
"Yeah, Teal'c is over there, helping out at the folk dance festival.
It turns out on of the dancers were sick and Teal'c had to go and fill in.
Anyway, this is the handsome prince and he's coming to save the pretty fairy.
Only there's no ladder to help him get into the castle so Henry has to go
and give him the key. First, Henry must travel across the marsh. It's very
da....hey, Jack! Where did he go?" Jack had made his quick escape and so had
Dr. Fraiser. Only, Dr. Fraiser made a quick escape back to the SGC, not to
the folk dancing festival.
Jack arrived at the folk dancing festival. Sure enough, in the middle
of it all, was Teal'c. He was happily dancing around a maypole. Jack
attempted to push his way through the crowd but it was no good. Anyway, what
was the point? A very familar looking person had already pushed her way
through the crowd and was now standing centre stage.
"You're doing it all wrong!" Sam raging up and down and around the
stage. "You clearly aren't very good ballet dancers! Let me show you.
Teal'c, if you could please help me out. And erm, oh yes, you to Ken or Jack
or whatever you like to be called!" The whole crowd suddenly turned to
look at Jack. All Jack could do was make pathetic gestures before giving up
and going Teal'c and Sam on stage.
For the next half hour, Sam had Jack and Teal'c doing all kinds of
stupid stuff. Twirly things. Bendy things. You know what I'm on about. There
were a few snickers coming from the crowd. Suddenly, there was yet another
person on the stage and this person was not a happy bunny rabbit to say the
least. Daniel was now jumping up and down like a mad man.
"Jack, why do you go and play with Teal'c and Sam?" Daniel screamed
out on the top of his voice. And, believe me, that was very loud. The crowd
backed away from the stage. "I asked you to come play with me first! Don't
you like me anymore?" Jack resisted the urge to answer Daniel's last question.
Instead, he came up with a plan to get rid of Daniel and Sam.
"Look," he cried out on the top of his voice. "It's a person in a
brand new Merc and they're giving away free coffee!" Of course, Daniel and
Sam were both off like a shot and that's when Teal'c and Jack grabbed them
and dragged them back to the SGC. Now, wasn't that an interesting day boys
and girls?
DAY 6
Jack, Daniel, Teal'c and Sam were now back at the SGC. It was another
coffee break. However, Daniel decided to have his coffee while sitting in
the corner of the room, due to what happened yesterday. Just then, Dr. Fraiser
entered.
"Er, Daniel, Teal'c and Jack, could I see you for a second?" said
Dr. Fraiser. Jack and Teal'c were quickly out of the room while Daniel
took a couple more seconds.
"What's up?" asked O'Neill.
"I think we've found a cure and..." Dr. Fraiser started but she
stopped the moment she saw Jack doing his little victory dance. It really
was very weird. "Anyway, it needs to be injected into her blood stream. I
think that Barbie dolls might be a fraid of needles. Any suggestions ther...
Hey, Jack! Where are you going with that needle?"
Jack flung open the door to the coffee break room and found Sam still
there. He raised the needle above his head. Daniel and Dr. Fraiser looked
away, not wanting to see what Sam would do.
"Oh, Ken," Sam started, making soppy eyes. "You've come to fix my
dress for me. How kind!" Everybody just stopped and looked. Well, except
for Dr. Fraiser, who was fairly sure her plan would work so she went on her
coffee break. And, Daniel. He went to rescue Henry because he was too close
to the table edge. And Jack. Because he went a stuck the needle into Sam's
arm. Basically. it was just Teal'c who stopped and looked but he does that
all the time so I don't even know why I bothered to write that in the first
place. Oh well!
"Jack, sir," said Major Carter. Her head was feeling kind of funny.
There was a throbing pain next to her right eye. She couldn't explain it.
Why was she back in the SGC? Seconds ago she had been looking at a pile of
rocks. Why was there a needle in her arm? Why was Jack doing his victory
dance again? She slowly got off the table and walked towards the door. Jack
noticed she was leaving and lifted his head to say something.
"Carter?"
"Yes, sir?"
"You know we're having that fancy dress party soon?"
"Yes. Why? Has the date been changed or something?"
"No."
"Then what?"
"Just promise me you won't come as a Barbie doll, ok?"
THE END
DISCLAIMER: I DIDN'T MAKE UP THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY (WITH THE EXCEPTION
OF SERGENT KENNEY AND HENRY). THE STARGATE AND THE REST OF THE CHARACTERS
BELONG TO GEKKO INC.
!WARNING! BARBIE LIKERS AND COLLECTORS WILL BE MOST INSULTED
IF THEY READ THIS! HOWEVER, YOU MAY LIKE IT. EITHER WAY,
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
DAY 4
Now, where was I? Oh yes, I remember now. Jack, Daniel and Teal'c
were taking along walk through the SGC in their underwear. Unfortunatly,
they came across Dr. Fraiser, Sergant Kenney and a few other of the SGC
girls having a coffee break. Seeing Daniel outside Seragant Kenney almost
automaticaly opened the door to invite him in. Of course, seeing them in
their underwear the conversation got a little bit more interesting (but not
sick, ok people?). In fact the conversation got soo interesting that I've
decide to write it up. It went something like this:-
"Why, hel-lo Dr. Jackson. Care to come join us?"
"Erm...urm...you have coffee in there, right?"
"There's nothing to see here ladies. Come on, Daniel"
"Why, of course we have coffee, Daniel."
"Ah. That's good then. Ok, I'll come in."
"Dr. Jackson, we are in no way dressed for a coffee break."
"Listen to Teal'c, Daniel."
"I'm so glad you've decided to come in Daniel."
"Ah, Kenney. I'd do anything for coffee!"
"Sergant Kenney! Stop chating-up Dr. J...what are you guys wearing?"
"I believe we are wearing our underwear, Dr. Fraiser"
"Daniel, don't you reliese why Kenney wants you in there?"
"No, why"
"General Hammond is going to hear about this!"
"She wants you in there because...." alarm goes off somewhere in the
SGC. It turns out just to be a computer. Nothing to worry about.
"Help, Jack! Get her away from me!"
"Oh what a shame, ladies. Got to go. Bye!"
Everybody's lunch still in their stomachs? Good. That's ok then.
Basically, after that little experience, the guys made a dash for
the clothes room.
"Ok, here's my plans. Daniel, this blue dress is for you. Teal'c,
this yellow dress is for you. And Ken or Jack or whatever you like to be
called these days, this pink dress is for you." said a very keen Sam. How she
got to the room so fast is still quizing my mind right now.
As Daniel and Teal'c got into their new clothes, Jack just looked
at Sam. Then, he remembered what had happened yesterday in the kitchen and
decided that perhaps it was just best to play along with it. Sam had decided
to host the fashion show in the gateroom.
Jack still couldn't decide what was more embrassing. Walking through
the SGC in his underwear or walking through the SGC in a pink dress. When
they got to the gateroom, Sam made the guys walk up and down and do stupid
twirly things. Daniel looked like he was having the time of his life. That
was until he crashed into Teal'c, who went crashing into Jack. Jack hit the
Stargate and half of it snapped off. Daniel was now trying to get back up.
As he did so, he grabbed half the wiring from the Stargate and tore it out
of it's casing. The wiring got Teal'c all tangled up so he tripped backwards
into that big red button thingy and set off the alarm. All this was too much
for Sam, so she just fainted.
Within seconds General Hammond, Seregant Kenney and Dr. Fraiser had
arrived in the gate room. The Stargate had been destroyed! There, on the
floor, lay three very embrassed members of SG-1. Carter was leaning on the
rumble due to the fact that she had fainted. General Hammond would have lost
his voice yelling at them, if the two girls had been and embrassed themselves:-
"Ugh! This is even worse than what they were wearing last time!"
"I know. Daniel! Take the dress off. The underwear looked a lot
better!"
"That goes to you also, Jack and Teal'c"
DAY 5
SG-1 had the day off work today due to the fact that the Stargate
was broken so they couldn't really do any work at all.
However, Jack turned up bright and early for work. He brust into
Dr. Fraiser's room and yelled "WE HAVE GOT TO FIND A CURE FOR THAT THING!"
Dr. Fraiser almost spilt her coffee everywhere. She looked at Jack
for a breif moment before breaking him the harsh news."Sorry sir," she
said, bowing her head. "We haven't got a cure for it yet, but we have found
a cure for Sindy dolls. So, I take it Major Carter is here as well then?"
"Yeah, she's just in the car," Jack said, wishing that he didn't have
to put up with this for any longer. "Why do you want to use her for research?"
Dr. Fraiser shuffled around the floor a little. Using Major Carter
for research was just one of the worst things she could have ever done. But
what the hey? "Well, would be helpful..."
In moments, Jack O'Neill had grabbed her by the arm and was dragging
her through the SGC. He was obviously very keen to get Sam back to her old
self (wonder why?). Dr. Fraiser and O'Neill were now standing just outside
the SGC looking at his car. The sky was a wonderful blue colour, not a cloud
in the sky.... but that besides the point.
"Er... I see your car, Sir," started a very confused Dr. Fraiser.
"Where's Major Carter?!" The passenger door was swung open and Sam was nowhere
to be seen. Jack's jaw dropped futher than her thought it could. He grabbed
hold of Dr. Fraiser's arm and ran into the park. Was the world ready for this
kind of disarster? In the park, they could see Daniel and Henry playing in
the sandbox with some kids. Although, I don't think the kids were playing
with him. They were more kind of looking at him in a funny way. Jack approched
Daniel, carefully.
"Hey, Danny boy," said Jack, also looking at him in a funny way.
"Oh, hey Jack!" said Daniel. "We're playing in the sandbox. Wanna
play with us? See, this is the magical castle where the pretty fairy lives.
Only this is a monster...er..thingy and it's going to eat everybody up. I
asked Teal'c if he wanted to play...."
"Teal'c is here?" asked Jack, quickly trying to get away from Daniel.
"Yeah, Teal'c is over there, helping out at the folk dance festival.
It turns out on of the dancers were sick and Teal'c had to go and fill in.
Anyway, this is the handsome prince and he's coming to save the pretty fairy.
Only there's no ladder to help him get into the castle so Henry has to go
and give him the key. First, Henry must travel across the marsh. It's very
da....hey, Jack! Where did he go?" Jack had made his quick escape and so had
Dr. Fraiser. Only, Dr. Fraiser made a quick escape back to the SGC, not to
the folk dancing festival.
Jack arrived at the folk dancing festival. Sure enough, in the middle
of it all, was Teal'c. He was happily dancing around a maypole. Jack
attempted to push his way through the crowd but it was no good. Anyway, what
was the point? A very familar looking person had already pushed her way
through the crowd and was now standing centre stage.
"You're doing it all wrong!" Sam raging up and down and around the
stage. "You clearly aren't very good ballet dancers! Let me show you.
Teal'c, if you could please help me out. And erm, oh yes, you to Ken or Jack
or whatever you like to be called!" The whole crowd suddenly turned to
look at Jack. All Jack could do was make pathetic gestures before giving up
and going Teal'c and Sam on stage.
For the next half hour, Sam had Jack and Teal'c doing all kinds of
stupid stuff. Twirly things. Bendy things. You know what I'm on about. There
were a few snickers coming from the crowd. Suddenly, there was yet another
person on the stage and this person was not a happy bunny rabbit to say the
least. Daniel was now jumping up and down like a mad man.
"Jack, why do you go and play with Teal'c and Sam?" Daniel screamed
out on the top of his voice. And, believe me, that was very loud. The crowd
backed away from the stage. "I asked you to come play with me first! Don't
you like me anymore?" Jack resisted the urge to answer Daniel's last question.
Instead, he came up with a plan to get rid of Daniel and Sam.
"Look," he cried out on the top of his voice. "It's a person in a
brand new Merc and they're giving away free coffee!" Of course, Daniel and
Sam were both off like a shot and that's when Teal'c and Jack grabbed them
and dragged them back to the SGC. Now, wasn't that an interesting day boys
and girls?
DAY 6
Jack, Daniel, Teal'c and Sam were now back at the SGC. It was another
coffee break. However, Daniel decided to have his coffee while sitting in
the corner of the room, due to what happened yesterday. Just then, Dr. Fraiser
entered.
"Er, Daniel, Teal'c and Jack, could I see you for a second?" said
Dr. Fraiser. Jack and Teal'c were quickly out of the room while Daniel
took a couple more seconds.
"What's up?" asked O'Neill.
"I think we've found a cure and..." Dr. Fraiser started but she
stopped the moment she saw Jack doing his little victory dance. It really
was very weird. "Anyway, it needs to be injected into her blood stream. I
think that Barbie dolls might be a fraid of needles. Any suggestions ther...
Hey, Jack! Where are you going with that needle?"
Jack flung open the door to the coffee break room and found Sam still
there. He raised the needle above his head. Daniel and Dr. Fraiser looked
away, not wanting to see what Sam would do.
"Oh, Ken," Sam started, making soppy eyes. "You've come to fix my
dress for me. How kind!" Everybody just stopped and looked. Well, except
for Dr. Fraiser, who was fairly sure her plan would work so she went on her
coffee break. And, Daniel. He went to rescue Henry because he was too close
to the table edge. And Jack. Because he went a stuck the needle into Sam's
arm. Basically. it was just Teal'c who stopped and looked but he does that
all the time so I don't even know why I bothered to write that in the first
place. Oh well!
"Jack, sir," said Major Carter. Her head was feeling kind of funny.
There was a throbing pain next to her right eye. She couldn't explain it.
Why was she back in the SGC? Seconds ago she had been looking at a pile of
rocks. Why was there a needle in her arm? Why was Jack doing his victory
dance again? She slowly got off the table and walked towards the door. Jack
noticed she was leaving and lifted his head to say something.
"Carter?"
"Yes, sir?"
"You know we're having that fancy dress party soon?"
"Yes. Why? Has the date been changed or something?"
"No."
"Then what?"
"Just promise me you won't come as a Barbie doll, ok?"
THE END
DISCLAIMER: I DIDN'T MAKE UP THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY (WITH THE EXCEPTION
OF SERGENT KENNEY AND HENRY). THE STARGATE AND THE REST OF THE CHARACTERS
BELONG TO GEKKO INC.