Outtakes From "A Father's Love"
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN DBZ
These are spoofs of my first hit fic,"A Father's Love"
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Scene One: Vegeta sorrowfully holds Bulma for one last time, while Bulma was cradling baby
Trunks in her arms.
Director(aka Anime Viper): Aaand, action!
Vegeta has his arms around Bulma.
Trunks:Goo gi, ga da. Poo-pie!
Vegeta: God damnit woman, what are you feeding that kid?
18 pokes her head inside the door.
18:Beans!
Vegeta:You want to start something, android?
17:Remember, Vegeta, we kill you later in this fic, so I suggest you be nice to us.
Director:Cut! 18, 17, you don't come up in this story until later!
18 &17:So?
Director:I'm cutting your pay.
18 & 17:No!! Anything but that!
Camera Off.
Scene 2:The whole house shakes. Guess what it is, really?
The camera shows Goku with his arms around Bulma, instead of Vegeta.
The whole house shakes, only instead of one large tremor, the house keeps shaking.
Director:What the hell is going on? Is the sound effects guy drunk AGAIN?!?!
And how come you're here, Goku? Your supposed to be dead.
Goku:I'm Vegeta's stunt double. He's sick today, so I'm filling in.
Goku's and Bulma's eyes widen as they see something offscreen.
The camera turns and shows Mirai Trunks and 18 making out.
Director:Mirai Trunks! 18! Get a fucking room!
Somewhere offscreen, 17 laughs pervertedly.
Director:*blushes* I didn't mean it literally!
Camera Off.
Scene 3:Vegeta lets go of Bulma to go fight the androids.
Goku let go of Bulma and turned to walk away, but she put her hand on his shoulder
to stop him.
Bulma:Will you be back? Please promise me you'll tell me what my next lines are?
The people on set start laughing, but Goku doesn't catch on and contunues with the script.
Goku:*sigh* I cannot make such a promise, but just remember this. Oh, hi Vegeta! I thought
you were sick today! Glad to have you back!
Vegeta:Kakarot, get your filthy, 3rd-class paws off my mate!
Goku:Uh...Are you trying to confuse me with big words?
Suddenly, Goten steps on set and moons the camera.
Goten:Wazzup!
Director:Ugh...I need a vacation...
Camera Off.
Scene 5: Bulma starts crying and Vegeta kisses her.
A tear ran down Bulma's cheek. Vegeta kisses her.
18(offscreen):Yeah! You go girl!
Vegeta and Bulma stop and glare at 18 offscreen.
Piccolo:Someone took my Diet DrPepper.
Vegeta:We don't care! Fuck your Diet DrPepper!
Mr. Popo:I tried...
Director:Only Bulma and Vegeta are in this scene! Is it so hard
to do things right?!
Camera Off.
Scene 9:Vegeta's last fight
Vegeta charges at 18, but suddenly stops as she pulls open her vest and flashes him.
Vegeta is completely stunned, so 17 launches a ki blast at Vegeta, injuring him.
17:You die now, Vegeta!
18:Hey, didn't the narrater guy say that you were the second to try, second to die?
Against us?
Vegeta:Yeah, but this demented girl with a pen is putting it this way.
Director(aka Anime Viper(me)):18! You're supposed to be fighting Vegeta, not
stripping for him!
18:Oh, sorry. I didn't know.
Director:*rolls eyes* 18, I'm calling Gero in here to fix your programming. I think Mirai
Trunks screwed with your programming again and turned you into a FemBot.
18:He screwed with more than my programming!
Director:I hate my life...
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So, whaddya think? Please review! If you don't review, then I don't know if you like my
writing or not,then I get depressed thinking you hate me,then I fall behind on my fics, and then
you get mad at me, and then I sue you.
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN DBZ
These are spoofs of my first hit fic,"A Father's Love"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Scene One: Vegeta sorrowfully holds Bulma for one last time, while Bulma was cradling baby
Trunks in her arms.
Director(aka Anime Viper): Aaand, action!
Vegeta has his arms around Bulma.
Trunks:Goo gi, ga da. Poo-pie!
Vegeta: God damnit woman, what are you feeding that kid?
18 pokes her head inside the door.
18:Beans!
Vegeta:You want to start something, android?
17:Remember, Vegeta, we kill you later in this fic, so I suggest you be nice to us.
Director:Cut! 18, 17, you don't come up in this story until later!
18 &17:So?
Director:I'm cutting your pay.
18 & 17:No!! Anything but that!
Camera Off.
Scene 2:The whole house shakes. Guess what it is, really?
The camera shows Goku with his arms around Bulma, instead of Vegeta.
The whole house shakes, only instead of one large tremor, the house keeps shaking.
Director:What the hell is going on? Is the sound effects guy drunk AGAIN?!?!
And how come you're here, Goku? Your supposed to be dead.
Goku:I'm Vegeta's stunt double. He's sick today, so I'm filling in.
Goku's and Bulma's eyes widen as they see something offscreen.
The camera turns and shows Mirai Trunks and 18 making out.
Director:Mirai Trunks! 18! Get a fucking room!
Somewhere offscreen, 17 laughs pervertedly.
Director:*blushes* I didn't mean it literally!
Camera Off.
Scene 3:Vegeta lets go of Bulma to go fight the androids.
Goku let go of Bulma and turned to walk away, but she put her hand on his shoulder
to stop him.
Bulma:Will you be back? Please promise me you'll tell me what my next lines are?
The people on set start laughing, but Goku doesn't catch on and contunues with the script.
Goku:*sigh* I cannot make such a promise, but just remember this. Oh, hi Vegeta! I thought
you were sick today! Glad to have you back!
Vegeta:Kakarot, get your filthy, 3rd-class paws off my mate!
Goku:Uh...Are you trying to confuse me with big words?
Suddenly, Goten steps on set and moons the camera.
Goten:Wazzup!
Director:Ugh...I need a vacation...
Camera Off.
Scene 5: Bulma starts crying and Vegeta kisses her.
A tear ran down Bulma's cheek. Vegeta kisses her.
18(offscreen):Yeah! You go girl!
Vegeta and Bulma stop and glare at 18 offscreen.
Piccolo:Someone took my Diet DrPepper.
Vegeta:We don't care! Fuck your Diet DrPepper!
Mr. Popo:I tried...
Director:Only Bulma and Vegeta are in this scene! Is it so hard
to do things right?!
Camera Off.
Scene 9:Vegeta's last fight
Vegeta charges at 18, but suddenly stops as she pulls open her vest and flashes him.
Vegeta is completely stunned, so 17 launches a ki blast at Vegeta, injuring him.
17:You die now, Vegeta!
18:Hey, didn't the narrater guy say that you were the second to try, second to die?
Against us?
Vegeta:Yeah, but this demented girl with a pen is putting it this way.
Director(aka Anime Viper(me)):18! You're supposed to be fighting Vegeta, not
stripping for him!
18:Oh, sorry. I didn't know.
Director:*rolls eyes* 18, I'm calling Gero in here to fix your programming. I think Mirai
Trunks screwed with your programming again and turned you into a FemBot.
18:He screwed with more than my programming!
Director:I hate my life...
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So, whaddya think? Please review! If you don't review, then I don't know if you like my
writing or not,then I get depressed thinking you hate me,then I fall behind on my fics, and then
you get mad at me, and then I sue you.