A/N: I never thought I'd actually post
stuff like this. I wrote this one a few years ago. Back when the song first
came out. Yeah. Well, I'd better get on with it, then.
Man, I feel like a Mars Bar
Let's go girls!
I'm going out tonight, I'm feelin' alright,
Gonna get some KFC
Wanna make a cake, really have a bake,
Yeah I want some MSG
No healthy food, 'cause they don't taste no
good
Get a little lemon & lime
I ain't gonna act like I am scared of fat
I only wanna have a good time
The best thing about having a Mars Bar
Is the prerogative to have another one and…
CHORUS
Oh oh oh, go totally crazy, forget I'm a
lady, celeriac and a short black
Oh oh oh, really go wild yeah doin' it in
style
Oh oh oh, get in the action, feel the
attraction, colour the cake, have a milkshake,
Oh oh oh, I wanna be free yeah to feel the
way I feel
Man, I feel like a Mars Bar
The girls need a break, tonight we're gonna
take
The chance to get out the cook book
We don't need romance we only wanna enhance
The taste of the food we've grown
The best thing about having a Mars Bar
Is the prerogative to have another one and…
REPEAT CHORUS
The best thing about having a Mars Bar
Is the prerogative to have another one and…
REPEAT CHORUS
I get totally crazy can you feel it
Come come come on baby
I feel like a Mars Bar
A/N: Yeah, I know some of it doesn't make
very much sense. And some of it doesn't rhyme either. Oh well. I tried. My
friends thought it was funny. Never mind. Just review, okay?