Title: The Survey
Author: .:Usagi-chan:. & Megumi Ribbon
Disclaimers: we dont own ff8
Comments: this is cool. read.
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Question #1.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Squall Leonheart: ...Whatever.
Rinoa Heartilly: Our name is the Forest Owls. NOT the Forest Chickens.
Zell Dincht: Are hotdogs made out of chickens??
Selphie: Chickens are sooooo cute!! tee!! ^.^
Irvine: To get to me of coarse!!
Quistis: Once I thought I fell in love with a chicken... but really, I just wanted to eat him. sad story.
Cid: If everyday, the chicken ate good chicken feed, then he could cross the road healthly. I like chickens.
Matron: There was one little boy at my orphanage, and he was so cute!! His name was Chicken.
Seifer: Damn chickens!! I keep tellin' them everyday to stay OUT of my pants!!! ...Go ask the chicken-wuss. he understands
chickens quiet well.
Raijin: Seifer doesn't like chickens, ya know? So I don't either, ya know?
Fujin: CHICKEN WINGS.
Laguna: I ate a chicken once. *scratches his head* It was good.
Ward: .........
Kiros: Ward's sayin' that chickens his favorite food. You can see it in his expressions.
Ellone: If we look at the past, chickens used to be a type of dinosaur.
Question #2.
Who is the funniest character in your travels?
Squall: ...Whatever.
Rinoa: Squall can be so confusing some times. It's so funny!!
Zell: Squall.
Selphie: Squall Leonheart.
Irvine: I'd hafta say Squall.
Quistis: Squall.
Cid: Squall.
Matron: I don't know Squall very well, but everyone told me to put Squall so I did.
Seifer: Squall Leonheart, man!
Raijin: Squall, ya know?
Fujin: LEONHEART.
Laguna: My son!!
Ward: ..........
Kiros: Ward's trying to say 'Squall'. You can tell from his expressions.
Ellone: Squall.
Question #3.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Squall: ...Whatever!
Rinoa: Let's find out. 1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9...ect.
Zell: Tootsie Pops are yummy.
Selphie: Jeez! Everyone KNOWS the answer is 3!! tee! Hey, that rhymes!! tee!
Irvine: What Selphie said.
Quistis: The world may never know.
Cid: If you measure the diameter of the Tootsie Pop, you'd find that the diameter is 3.5 cm and divide it with x
Matron: My kids like to eat Tootsie Pops.
Seifer: What kind of a question is that?
Raijin: I'm with Seifer, ya know?
Fujin: TEN.
Laguna: 1....83....5....2....6...14....9....10. The answer is ten. *gleams with pride*
Ward: .......
Kiros: Ward is trying to say, '1'. You can tell by his fingers.
Ellone: In the past, there was a man to find the same answer. He finally did get the answer... He was killed before he got to
tell anyone.
Question #4.
How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
Squall: ...Whatever?
Rinoa: If Squall was a wood-chuck, I'd squeeze him, and love him, and kiss him, and take very good care of him! I'd laugh too.
Zell: Do wood-chucks like hotdogs?
Selphie: ....Wood-chucks are cute!! tee!
Irvine: ....Girls like wood-chucks. I wish I were a wood-chuck.
Quistis: uh... ask Squall. He should know.
Cid: Basically, a wood-chuck could never really CHUCK wood. It doesn't make sense.
Matron:
Seifer: What is this survey!!?
Raijin: Hmmnn.... I think about maybe 10, ya know?
Fujin: TEN.
Laguna: What's a wood-chuck?
Ward: .......
Kiros: Ward is tryin' to say 39071639. You can tell by his expressions.
Ellone: Is this a trick question?
Question #5.
If you could change your name to anything, what would your name be?
Squall: WHATEVER!!!
Rinoa: Whatever's Girl.
Zell: Hotdog Man.
Sephie: Fluffy
Irvine: Babe-Magnet
Quistis: The GIRL who DOESN'T get the guy, but The GIRL who DOES get the guy is a FAGGOT!!! THE GIRL WHO
DOESN'T GET THE GUY SHOULD GET THE GUY!!!!!! ERRRRRRRRR!!!!
Cid: hehe. Lucy.
Matron: Fred.
Seifer: Captian Planet! OH YEAH!!!
Raijin: Mr. Orange Juice
Fujin: CAPTIAN PLANET'S GIRLFRIEND.
Laguna: Macho Man.
Ward: .......
Kiros: Ward is trying to say, 'The Man With the Answers'. You can tell by his expressions.
Ellone: Sexy Chick.
Question #6.
What is your favorite word?
Squall: *shrugs* I dunno.
Rinoa: *sighs* ...whatever.
Zell: Hotdogs!
Irvine: Girls.
Selphie: Howdy.
Quistis: Candle. I really like that word.
Cid: There are many words in the world, therefore all of them is my favorite.
Matron: Happiness.
Seifer: Poop. hehe.
Raijin: Rainbow....*sighs*
Fujin: DOGS.
Laguna: Cheese.
Ward: ......
Kiros: Ward is trying to say 'Bananas'. You can tell by his expressions.
Ellone: Lipstick.
Stay tuned!!
Okay. That was all REALLY korny. But you have to admit, most of it WAS funny... give us credit. REVIEW!! Tee!!
Author: .:Usagi-chan:. & Megumi Ribbon
Disclaimers: we dont own ff8
Comments: this is cool. read.
~*~
Question #1.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Squall Leonheart: ...Whatever.
Rinoa Heartilly: Our name is the Forest Owls. NOT the Forest Chickens.
Zell Dincht: Are hotdogs made out of chickens??
Selphie: Chickens are sooooo cute!! tee!! ^.^
Irvine: To get to me of coarse!!
Quistis: Once I thought I fell in love with a chicken... but really, I just wanted to eat him. sad story.
Cid: If everyday, the chicken ate good chicken feed, then he could cross the road healthly. I like chickens.
Matron: There was one little boy at my orphanage, and he was so cute!! His name was Chicken.
Seifer: Damn chickens!! I keep tellin' them everyday to stay OUT of my pants!!! ...Go ask the chicken-wuss. he understands
chickens quiet well.
Raijin: Seifer doesn't like chickens, ya know? So I don't either, ya know?
Fujin: CHICKEN WINGS.
Laguna: I ate a chicken once. *scratches his head* It was good.
Ward: .........
Kiros: Ward's sayin' that chickens his favorite food. You can see it in his expressions.
Ellone: If we look at the past, chickens used to be a type of dinosaur.
Question #2.
Who is the funniest character in your travels?
Squall: ...Whatever.
Rinoa: Squall can be so confusing some times. It's so funny!!
Zell: Squall.
Selphie: Squall Leonheart.
Irvine: I'd hafta say Squall.
Quistis: Squall.
Cid: Squall.
Matron: I don't know Squall very well, but everyone told me to put Squall so I did.
Seifer: Squall Leonheart, man!
Raijin: Squall, ya know?
Fujin: LEONHEART.
Laguna: My son!!
Ward: ..........
Kiros: Ward's trying to say 'Squall'. You can tell from his expressions.
Ellone: Squall.
Question #3.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Squall: ...Whatever!
Rinoa: Let's find out. 1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8....9...ect.
Zell: Tootsie Pops are yummy.
Selphie: Jeez! Everyone KNOWS the answer is 3!! tee! Hey, that rhymes!! tee!
Irvine: What Selphie said.
Quistis: The world may never know.
Cid: If you measure the diameter of the Tootsie Pop, you'd find that the diameter is 3.5 cm and divide it with x
Matron: My kids like to eat Tootsie Pops.
Seifer: What kind of a question is that?
Raijin: I'm with Seifer, ya know?
Fujin: TEN.
Laguna: 1....83....5....2....6...14....9....10. The answer is ten. *gleams with pride*
Ward: .......
Kiros: Ward is trying to say, '1'. You can tell by his fingers.
Ellone: In the past, there was a man to find the same answer. He finally did get the answer... He was killed before he got to
tell anyone.
Question #4.
How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood?
Squall: ...Whatever?
Rinoa: If Squall was a wood-chuck, I'd squeeze him, and love him, and kiss him, and take very good care of him! I'd laugh too.
Zell: Do wood-chucks like hotdogs?
Selphie: ....Wood-chucks are cute!! tee!
Irvine: ....Girls like wood-chucks. I wish I were a wood-chuck.
Quistis: uh... ask Squall. He should know.
Cid: Basically, a wood-chuck could never really CHUCK wood. It doesn't make sense.
Matron:
Seifer: What is this survey!!?
Raijin: Hmmnn.... I think about maybe 10, ya know?
Fujin: TEN.
Laguna: What's a wood-chuck?
Ward: .......
Kiros: Ward is tryin' to say 39071639. You can tell by his expressions.
Ellone: Is this a trick question?
Question #5.
If you could change your name to anything, what would your name be?
Squall: WHATEVER!!!
Rinoa: Whatever's Girl.
Zell: Hotdog Man.
Sephie: Fluffy
Irvine: Babe-Magnet
Quistis: The GIRL who DOESN'T get the guy, but The GIRL who DOES get the guy is a FAGGOT!!! THE GIRL WHO
DOESN'T GET THE GUY SHOULD GET THE GUY!!!!!! ERRRRRRRRR!!!!
Cid: hehe. Lucy.
Matron: Fred.
Seifer: Captian Planet! OH YEAH!!!
Raijin: Mr. Orange Juice
Fujin: CAPTIAN PLANET'S GIRLFRIEND.
Laguna: Macho Man.
Ward: .......
Kiros: Ward is trying to say, 'The Man With the Answers'. You can tell by his expressions.
Ellone: Sexy Chick.
Question #6.
What is your favorite word?
Squall: *shrugs* I dunno.
Rinoa: *sighs* ...whatever.
Zell: Hotdogs!
Irvine: Girls.
Selphie: Howdy.
Quistis: Candle. I really like that word.
Cid: There are many words in the world, therefore all of them is my favorite.
Matron: Happiness.
Seifer: Poop. hehe.
Raijin: Rainbow....*sighs*
Fujin: DOGS.
Laguna: Cheese.
Ward: ......
Kiros: Ward is trying to say 'Bananas'. You can tell by his expressions.
Ellone: Lipstick.
Stay tuned!!
Okay. That was all REALLY korny. But you have to admit, most of it WAS funny... give us credit. REVIEW!! Tee!!