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Hi! It's me again!(Reader Groans) Hey! I heard that! Oh, nevermind. Well, I am not too proud of this chapter, cause I don't think it's very original, but hey, I was kinda low on ideas and some of my options were just a little too much, er, abused. Well, I am seriously considering boring the hell out of you right now with my lame talk of nonsense for my own boring pleasure, but I don't think I will. (Reader sighs in relief) HEY! I HEARD THAT TOO! You know what? I think I'll discontinue the series! Yeah! Take that! HA-HA! Now you can go back to doing whatever you were before this! So humph! Wait, now what am I going to do all summer? Great, now I am going to continue this stupid fic until I finish. Wonderful. Whatever, just read the fic.

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NOTE! IMPOTANT-E: OKAY, I CHANGED THIS… KINDA. ALL I DID WAS CHANGE THE WAY IT ENDED. I HAD WRITERS BLOCK ABOUT THE MINI-GOLF THING SO I CHANGED IT. THE NEXT CHAPTER IS SUPER SHORT, BUT AN EPILOUGUE WILL FOLLOW. SEE YA!

Teach me how to Love: Part 4

"Hilde!" Duo called out to the girl wearing the silvery flight suit at the other side of the hanger. She looked over to him, surprised. Her look quickly changed to delight as she started bounding up to him. Duo smiled. It was obvious she wasn't wearing anything underneath. (an: Jeez, what a weird and perverted mind I have right now. You don't think so, keep reading)

"Duo! Oh how I've missed you so! You have no idea!" She flung her self onto him, making them both tumble backwards and on to the floor in each other's arms.

"I know, I've missed you too." She suddenly realized that she was lying on top of him and slid off to his side.

"You know, I had a really great time back in those trees yesterday…" She grinned evilly, and whipped out a bottle of chocolate syrup. Suddenly, she separated into four different Hilde's, two on each side of him.

"A four-some! Ah Hilde, you don't know what you're doing to me!" She smiled. Then, she poked him- HARD- in his side. No crawling on top of him, no kissing him, the one on his left poked him. "Oi! Hilde! What was that for?!" He tried to push away, but then he remembered that the three other Hilde's were surrounding him.

"Wake up Duo!!" Hilde screamed in his ear, poking him again.

"Huh?" He shook his head, and slowly, Hilde's bluish hair faded to black, and her eyes became almost squinted and beady and black.

"Wake up you dolt!!" Wufei was staring at him full in the face.

"Wha…?" He looked around to see that the other three Hilde's had turned into Heero, Trowa and Quatre; and they all looked VERY tired and angry. Also, the hangar's walls were melting, turning into walls that looked very familiar to him, like the ones he looked at every night… like the ones in his bedroom… He looked sheepishly around at his companions, "oops?". The four "Hilde's" gave him an exasperated look and trudged back off to their rooms. Duo sighed, he couldn't seem to get Hilde off his mind since he said good bye at the hangar. He leaned back against the wall and stared at his ceiling, thinking yet again of the blue haired beauty he'd met only… yesterday. He looked at the clock. The green digital numbers beamed that it was 4:30 in the morning. He sighed again, he really wanted to see her again. Maybe Lena could give him her number… He decided to slump back into his bed and dream instead of the girl that haunted his thoughts.

That morning, at the guys and Relena's college:

"Hey Guys!" Relena called out to her five friends who were sitting around the circular table in the cafeteria.

"Hey Lena!" Duo bounded up to her and muttered something while throwing an arm around her shoulder and drawing her in close, "Do you think that you could give me Hilde's number? I'm dying to talk to her again."

"Funny you should ask that Dou," she replied while sliding into a chair at the table and evading Duo's grasp. " I was talking with the girls last night after you guys drove off. Well, every Friday night me and the girls do something downtown. You know, we just kinda go out and decide from there. We were wondering if you guys wanted to go?" She looked around the table at the five eager faces.

"Of course! Just tell us when and where to pick you gals up!" Duo excitedly yelled. Relena looked back at him suspiciously.

"Er… okay. Anyway, pick us up at eight." After giving them the address to the apartment and their phone numbers, she departed for her next class.

Duo let out a whoop, "Yeah! I am going to see Hilde again! And better than that, I have a date!" He looked back at his friends, who were looking back at him incredulously. "What? Oh, you guys know you wanted to ask them out anyway." The guys all turned pink and looked away. Duo just smiled and took another bite of his lunch.

At the girls apartment, 6:30:

"Wow, this place brings back memories…" Relena recalled, looking over her former home in an amused sort of way. The girls were all sitting on the couch, in the apartment that they had all inhabited when Relena went to their school. They talked for another good half our before Hilde glanced at her watch.

"Jesus on a pogo- stick!!(an: I LOVE that phrase!) You guys they're going to be here in less than an hour!" The girls all looked at her before scampering off into the bedrooms.

An hour later:

(If you guys really want to know what they are wearing, scroll down to the end cause I don't feel like talking about it now.)

Five girls sat on the slightly- worn couch. Five girls sat all slightly- elegantly dressed. Five girls sat slightly- impatiently waiting.

BRING!!

Five girls heard the doorbell ring. "I'LL GET IT!" They all yelled at once, making a mad dash to the door and getting caught in each other in their efforts. Relena, being the strongest of the five, was able to get out of the miniature fight scene first and get to the door. She smoothed out her dress, and reached for the door. There were the guys, Heero standing in front of them, looking very appealing in deed. (an: outfits same as the gals, you wanna see it, scroll down to the end.) They gaped at each other for a second, looking each other up and down, drinking their fill. They weren't alone. The girls had made their way to the door and stood there gaping at their dates as well. Heero broke the silence.

"You look nice." Relena snapped her head up, smiling.

"You don't look bad your self." He just nodded and offered her his arm. She smiled yet again, and allowed herself to be led to the down the stairs and to the five awaiting motor cycles. The guys all climbed onto their bikes, while their respective dates climbed on after them.

"So, where are we going again?" Heero asked Relena as she tightened her hands around his waist.

"Just keep driving." She whispered into his ear, making his entire body tingle. God what this girl did to him. He spared a glance back at her. Her head was leaning against his shoulder and her eyes were closed dreamily. He half smiled before turning his attention back to the road.

NOTE! IMPORTANTE!: HEY, DID YOU NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE? I WANTED TO FINISH THIS ONE QUICK SO I CAN START MY NEXT (eh hem) BRILLIANT IDEA!ignores odd looks that I am receiving NEVER MIND, OK!?!!

Okay, I am going to stop there for now, cause frankly, I my fingers hurt. Sorry this is a day late, I'll try to finish the next one by the end of the day. Well, here is what they're all wearing for those of you who just HAVE to know these kind of things…

Relena: "Little Black Dress" slimming, form-fitting, some-what lacey, with beads etc. (you can go from there) OH! AND A SHALL!(or is it spelled shawl? Go figure)

Hilde: Maroon dress that slanted at bottom, tube-topped, er… beads?

Emily: black skirt that goes down to right above knees with forest green trim, forest green spaghetti strap top

Liz: bronze and black Asian type dress thingy (you know what I'm talking about, right?)

Dorothy: dark blue skirt that stopped just above the knee, same color vest with nothin under it.

Heero: Black pants, black vest, with nothin underneath (so it shows super hunky bod)

Duo: Black Pants (they all were wearing those, what else can you wear) white long sleeve shirt with priest-type neckline

Trowa: Well, duh, black pants and, er… a green top…

Wufei: Khaki (ooh, ahh) pants and a, er, black top. (I guess I like that color)

Quatre: Navy Blue (go me! Go me!) pants and a white NICE t-shirt, and a …vest?