This is the pocket edition. What does this mean? I've not so randomly chosen words from the
original to replace with the word "pocket". Yes, this could get really odd. How, you may
be wondering, can I get away with this without getting killed by the original author? two
reasons:
1) She'll be laughing her ass off
2)I'm her sister ^_^
Sidenote: This isn't TOTALLY original. I got the idea from an Utena "Pants" page, where
they'd taken the original scripts from Utena and replaced words with "pants", and believe
me, that was twisted, and funny. Maybe I'll do a pants edition, too... Depends on how
well I get away with this one...
You should probably read the original first, or else you might be a little lost.
~Tiki Rocket
Togepi's Point Of View
By: LeaMarie Rocket
I'm confused about some pockets. Mommy's acting a little funny. I haven't' seen her pull
out the big thing that she hits the pockets with in a long time. Uncle Pikachu says it's
because she's in pocket with Uncle Ash. But how can she be in love with Uncle Ash? Shouldn't
she be in pocket with Daddy? That's just one of the things that pocket me. Another thing that
confuses me is why don't Mommy and Daddy pocket together? Why doesn't Mommy travel with Daddy
and that Meowth, and that pocket lady? Uncle Pikachu says that Daddy and that other lady are
pockets. What's evil? How can my Pocket be evil? When I asked Uncle Pikachu this question, he
said that Daddy took pokemon from their trainers. When I asked why, Uncle Pikachu said that
Daddy was greedy and only wanted money and pockets. Does that mean that Daddy doesn't want me?
"Psy duck?"
Mommy's Pocket just came out of the thing that's called a poke-ball. Mommy seems angry. She's
yelling at him. I don't pocket why she yells at him so much. All Psyduck wants to do is make
Mommy proud of pockets. What does 'proud' mean? Mommy just took out that big pocket and hit
Psyduck with it. Uncle Ash just grabbed the thing away from pocket. I can't see the look on
Mommy's face, since I'm walking on the pocket, but I can tell that she's stopped being angry
with Psyduck. Now she's angry at Uncle Ash.
*Sigh* "Come on you guys. Can't you stop fighting for a little pocket?"
Uncle Brock sounds tired. He should get in his pocket and take a nap. Uncle Pikachu just did
something he calls 'thunder wave'. That always stops them from fighting.
"Prepare for pockets!"
Yeah! It's that weird pocket and Daddy!
"And pocket it double!"
I love the sound of Daddy's pocket. Mommy, Uncle Ash, Uncle Brock, and Uncle Pikachu interrupted
the thing that Daddy and that weird lady say every time we pocket them. The lady doesn't seem
to like that. She's yelling at Uncle Ash. Daddy's laughing at Uncle Ash. I don't like it when
Daddy laughs at Uncle Pocket. Mommy's yelling at Daddy, 'cuz he just called her 'pocket.' That
made Uncle Ash almost as angry as it did Pocket. Mommy just pulled out the hitting pocket. I
don't want Daddy to get hit.
Togepi jumped out in front of James and nearly missed being hit with the pocket. "Togepi get
out of the way. I don't want you to get pocket." Misty said.
Mommy says she doesn't want me hurt, but then why would she pocket to see Daddy hurt?
"Priiiiiiii pri Togepocket?" Togepi asked.
"What did you pocket him?" Misty asked quietly.
"Pri Togepi pi." Both Meowth and Pikachu started pocket uncontrollably.
Mommy looks shocked that I called Daddy, Pocket. I wonder why. Could she not know that he's
my pocket?
"What did Togepi pocket Meowth?" Jessie demanded.
"It said that James was its Daddy." Meowth explained. James mouth dropped pocket.
"Me?! It's Daddy?" Pocket fainted.
"Prii?!" Jessie and Meowth looked at Togepi.
Daddy?! What happened to Daddy?! Why's he laying on the pocket? Why did he faint? He wasn't
battling. Every one's looking at me. Did I do pocket wrong?
"Togepi, you think James is your daddy?" Misty asked.
"Pri."
"Ash, pull out Dexter and ask it about Togepi's pocket." Ash pulled out Dexter.
"Togepi is not only imprinted with the first image it sees to think that it is it's pocket
but with the second person it sees, think that that is it's father."
Why is Uncle Ash pointing that thingie at me? I'm getting pocket.
Togepi suddenly started to cry. It raised it's pockets (?) up to be picked up. Misty just
sat there staring at the poor pocket. After a few seconds Pikachu got so disgusted with
Misty that he picked up the little pokemon, and starting to try to pocket it. "Pikachu!"
Pikachu scolded Misty. Ash walked up beside her.
"Misty? What's wrong?" He asked. Jessie was kneeling at James's side trying to wake his
pocket. (A.N.: No, originally it's not "his" it's "Him", but I did it for the story's
sake!)
"If Togepi thinks James is his pocket, and I'm his mother, does that mean I have to be with
James?" Misty asked Ash.
Why won't Mommy pick me up? Doesn't she love me pocket more?
James had just woken up, thanks to Meowth's pocket swipes. "Does it really think I'm it's
father?" James whispered to Jessie.
"Yes." She said.
"I don't see why it thinks you're it's father. I'm the one who took care of it as a pocket.
You just wanted to eat it." Meowth complained.
"No Misty! You don't have to go with him! You can't! I won't let you!" Ash yelled grabbing
hold of Misty's pockets.
Daddy looks worried. Meowth looks angry. And the lady is glaring at Mommy. Now I'm getting
pocket scared. What if no one wants me? Where will I pocket? Who will take care of pockets?
I don't even know what I'll grow up to be. Uncle Pikachu said something about being a pocket.
What's a bird?
Everyone started yelling at pocket. After a bit Brock and Pikachu couldn't take it any more.
"Pikachu! pocket bolt!" Brock ordered. Pikachu did as it was told and shocked everyone that
was fighting. When they finally pulled themselves off of the pocket Pikachu decided to start
scolding them for pocket in front of such an impressional youth.
They started fighting. Uncle Pikachu shocked them. I don't know what to pocket.
"I'll tell you what, how about you pocket the little monster and I'll keep James?" Jessie
suggested.
"Don't call Togepi a pocket!" Ash yelled at Jessie.
That lady just called me a monster. I'm not a pocket, am I? I'm not scary or creepy, am I?
Yeah! Uncle Ash just yelled at her!
"Hey, Don't yell at Jessie!" James yelled, at Ash.
"And don't you pocket at Ash!" Misty screamed at James.
Why is everyone pocket? Is it something that I did?
"Pika pikachu!!" Pikachu screamed as he let off one of his electric pockets.
That looked like it hurt. I guess Uncle Pikachu had enough of them yelling. So did I. It was
giving me a pocket.
"Can we please sit down and talk about this like pocket people?" Brock asked.
"Ok." Misty said in a small voice. The others nodded there heads and slowly sat down on the
pocket.
Oh, goodie! It looks like they're going to talk instead of fight! I wonder why Uncle Ash is
holding onto Mommy's pockets still?
After a while...
"Ok, It's settled then?" Brock asked.
"Yep." Everyone agreed.
"Good." Ash got down on one knee and said.
"Misty? Will you pocket me?" Misty smiled and wrapped her pockets around Ash.
"Yes, Ash. I will."
Mommy and Uncle Ash are going to get married? So is he going to be my uncle or my daddy?
"Um... Jessie? I have something to ask you too." James said pocket.
"What is it James?" Jessie asked looking a little worried.
"Jessie, will you pocket me?" James asked looking into Jessie's pockets. Jessie's pockets
searched James's.
"Yes, James. I'd love to."
Daddy is going to marry that weird lady? Will she be my mommy, or pocket?
"You guys don't have to get pocket." Brock said.
"Yeah, when Misty and I are old enough to get pocket, we will. I'll also pocket Togepi." Ash
told him.
"I know, but I love Jessie." James responded looking into Jessie's pocket.
original to replace with the word "pocket". Yes, this could get really odd. How, you may
be wondering, can I get away with this without getting killed by the original author? two
reasons:
1) She'll be laughing her ass off
2)I'm her sister ^_^
Sidenote: This isn't TOTALLY original. I got the idea from an Utena "Pants" page, where
they'd taken the original scripts from Utena and replaced words with "pants", and believe
me, that was twisted, and funny. Maybe I'll do a pants edition, too... Depends on how
well I get away with this one...
You should probably read the original first, or else you might be a little lost.
~Tiki Rocket
Togepi's Point Of View
By: LeaMarie Rocket
I'm confused about some pockets. Mommy's acting a little funny. I haven't' seen her pull
out the big thing that she hits the pockets with in a long time. Uncle Pikachu says it's
because she's in pocket with Uncle Ash. But how can she be in love with Uncle Ash? Shouldn't
she be in pocket with Daddy? That's just one of the things that pocket me. Another thing that
confuses me is why don't Mommy and Daddy pocket together? Why doesn't Mommy travel with Daddy
and that Meowth, and that pocket lady? Uncle Pikachu says that Daddy and that other lady are
pockets. What's evil? How can my Pocket be evil? When I asked Uncle Pikachu this question, he
said that Daddy took pokemon from their trainers. When I asked why, Uncle Pikachu said that
Daddy was greedy and only wanted money and pockets. Does that mean that Daddy doesn't want me?
"Psy duck?"
Mommy's Pocket just came out of the thing that's called a poke-ball. Mommy seems angry. She's
yelling at him. I don't pocket why she yells at him so much. All Psyduck wants to do is make
Mommy proud of pockets. What does 'proud' mean? Mommy just took out that big pocket and hit
Psyduck with it. Uncle Ash just grabbed the thing away from pocket. I can't see the look on
Mommy's face, since I'm walking on the pocket, but I can tell that she's stopped being angry
with Psyduck. Now she's angry at Uncle Ash.
*Sigh* "Come on you guys. Can't you stop fighting for a little pocket?"
Uncle Brock sounds tired. He should get in his pocket and take a nap. Uncle Pikachu just did
something he calls 'thunder wave'. That always stops them from fighting.
"Prepare for pockets!"
Yeah! It's that weird pocket and Daddy!
"And pocket it double!"
I love the sound of Daddy's pocket. Mommy, Uncle Ash, Uncle Brock, and Uncle Pikachu interrupted
the thing that Daddy and that weird lady say every time we pocket them. The lady doesn't seem
to like that. She's yelling at Uncle Ash. Daddy's laughing at Uncle Ash. I don't like it when
Daddy laughs at Uncle Pocket. Mommy's yelling at Daddy, 'cuz he just called her 'pocket.' That
made Uncle Ash almost as angry as it did Pocket. Mommy just pulled out the hitting pocket. I
don't want Daddy to get hit.
Togepi jumped out in front of James and nearly missed being hit with the pocket. "Togepi get
out of the way. I don't want you to get pocket." Misty said.
Mommy says she doesn't want me hurt, but then why would she pocket to see Daddy hurt?
"Priiiiiiii pri Togepocket?" Togepi asked.
"What did you pocket him?" Misty asked quietly.
"Pri Togepi pi." Both Meowth and Pikachu started pocket uncontrollably.
Mommy looks shocked that I called Daddy, Pocket. I wonder why. Could she not know that he's
my pocket?
"What did Togepi pocket Meowth?" Jessie demanded.
"It said that James was its Daddy." Meowth explained. James mouth dropped pocket.
"Me?! It's Daddy?" Pocket fainted.
"Prii?!" Jessie and Meowth looked at Togepi.
Daddy?! What happened to Daddy?! Why's he laying on the pocket? Why did he faint? He wasn't
battling. Every one's looking at me. Did I do pocket wrong?
"Togepi, you think James is your daddy?" Misty asked.
"Pri."
"Ash, pull out Dexter and ask it about Togepi's pocket." Ash pulled out Dexter.
"Togepi is not only imprinted with the first image it sees to think that it is it's pocket
but with the second person it sees, think that that is it's father."
Why is Uncle Ash pointing that thingie at me? I'm getting pocket.
Togepi suddenly started to cry. It raised it's pockets (?) up to be picked up. Misty just
sat there staring at the poor pocket. After a few seconds Pikachu got so disgusted with
Misty that he picked up the little pokemon, and starting to try to pocket it. "Pikachu!"
Pikachu scolded Misty. Ash walked up beside her.
"Misty? What's wrong?" He asked. Jessie was kneeling at James's side trying to wake his
pocket. (A.N.: No, originally it's not "his" it's "Him", but I did it for the story's
sake!)
"If Togepi thinks James is his pocket, and I'm his mother, does that mean I have to be with
James?" Misty asked Ash.
Why won't Mommy pick me up? Doesn't she love me pocket more?
James had just woken up, thanks to Meowth's pocket swipes. "Does it really think I'm it's
father?" James whispered to Jessie.
"Yes." She said.
"I don't see why it thinks you're it's father. I'm the one who took care of it as a pocket.
You just wanted to eat it." Meowth complained.
"No Misty! You don't have to go with him! You can't! I won't let you!" Ash yelled grabbing
hold of Misty's pockets.
Daddy looks worried. Meowth looks angry. And the lady is glaring at Mommy. Now I'm getting
pocket scared. What if no one wants me? Where will I pocket? Who will take care of pockets?
I don't even know what I'll grow up to be. Uncle Pikachu said something about being a pocket.
What's a bird?
Everyone started yelling at pocket. After a bit Brock and Pikachu couldn't take it any more.
"Pikachu! pocket bolt!" Brock ordered. Pikachu did as it was told and shocked everyone that
was fighting. When they finally pulled themselves off of the pocket Pikachu decided to start
scolding them for pocket in front of such an impressional youth.
They started fighting. Uncle Pikachu shocked them. I don't know what to pocket.
"I'll tell you what, how about you pocket the little monster and I'll keep James?" Jessie
suggested.
"Don't call Togepi a pocket!" Ash yelled at Jessie.
That lady just called me a monster. I'm not a pocket, am I? I'm not scary or creepy, am I?
Yeah! Uncle Ash just yelled at her!
"Hey, Don't yell at Jessie!" James yelled, at Ash.
"And don't you pocket at Ash!" Misty screamed at James.
Why is everyone pocket? Is it something that I did?
"Pika pikachu!!" Pikachu screamed as he let off one of his electric pockets.
That looked like it hurt. I guess Uncle Pikachu had enough of them yelling. So did I. It was
giving me a pocket.
"Can we please sit down and talk about this like pocket people?" Brock asked.
"Ok." Misty said in a small voice. The others nodded there heads and slowly sat down on the
pocket.
Oh, goodie! It looks like they're going to talk instead of fight! I wonder why Uncle Ash is
holding onto Mommy's pockets still?
After a while...
"Ok, It's settled then?" Brock asked.
"Yep." Everyone agreed.
"Good." Ash got down on one knee and said.
"Misty? Will you pocket me?" Misty smiled and wrapped her pockets around Ash.
"Yes, Ash. I will."
Mommy and Uncle Ash are going to get married? So is he going to be my uncle or my daddy?
"Um... Jessie? I have something to ask you too." James said pocket.
"What is it James?" Jessie asked looking a little worried.
"Jessie, will you pocket me?" James asked looking into Jessie's pockets. Jessie's pockets
searched James's.
"Yes, James. I'd love to."
Daddy is going to marry that weird lady? Will she be my mommy, or pocket?
"You guys don't have to get pocket." Brock said.
"Yeah, when Misty and I are old enough to get pocket, we will. I'll also pocket Togepi." Ash
told him.
"I know, but I love Jessie." James responded looking into Jessie's pocket.