My version of Tomb Raider
(Or how I play it at least)
by: Lara Croft
So I'm moving into my new house right. And I start off in this nice big room, the first thing I try to do is jump out the windows. When that doesn't work the next thing is this low hanging fireplace type thing I think that.........hmmmmm.........maybe I can fit in there, and head for it. Banging into it doesn't help much, but maybe a few more "ughs" and "umphs" will do the trick (if you're a fellow player of Tomb Raider you'll know what I'm talking about). OOOOOOOO the table!!!!!!!! Jumping on it and banging into it sure brings out a lot more of those noises. I think I'll move into the next room. Oh........a big blue mat. How about a few of those flips and funky things...watch out! The piano! OUCH!!!! And another "OOMPH"! Well, that's enough of that. How about the stairwell. Look at all the doors; maybe I can get into one of them............by flinging myself non-mercifully at them! Cool!!!! "ouch."
Wow those crates sure look fun, I'm gonna go for it (fling myself off the top of the stairs) WOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Oops, that'll leave a mark. Lets head to the gym (hehehe). Well I'm barking out directions I decide to try a few new moves. "oow" "woops" "umph.' Well time for a refreshing dip in the pool. DIVE DIVE DIVE! Too long too long go back up need air! "oops." I guess I really did need air:(
So now I'm about to start my quest. I'm running I'm running.........................still running........................STILL RUNNING..........................come on there has to be something exciting in this game. WOOHOOO! BATS!!!! Finally took ya long enough. OOW my hair my beautiful hair. YES!!!!! Got em. Lets go! I'm running I'm running......................... Lets just skip that part. So I'm walking along a ledge about to get onto a bridge that will lead me to another ledge. Exciting huh? Forget the bridge, lets see if I just happen to have the power to fly. "Woops" guess not. "Ahhhhhh" the wolves the wolves!!!!!!! And then the screen goes black. DUM DUM DUM!
NEW GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo this is my first fic and I know it sucks so flame me all you want. I'm keeping track maybe I'll get a new record!
(Or how I play it at least)
by: Lara Croft
So I'm moving into my new house right. And I start off in this nice big room, the first thing I try to do is jump out the windows. When that doesn't work the next thing is this low hanging fireplace type thing I think that.........hmmmmm.........maybe I can fit in there, and head for it. Banging into it doesn't help much, but maybe a few more "ughs" and "umphs" will do the trick (if you're a fellow player of Tomb Raider you'll know what I'm talking about). OOOOOOOO the table!!!!!!!! Jumping on it and banging into it sure brings out a lot more of those noises. I think I'll move into the next room. Oh........a big blue mat. How about a few of those flips and funky things...watch out! The piano! OUCH!!!! And another "OOMPH"! Well, that's enough of that. How about the stairwell. Look at all the doors; maybe I can get into one of them............by flinging myself non-mercifully at them! Cool!!!! "ouch."
Wow those crates sure look fun, I'm gonna go for it (fling myself off the top of the stairs) WOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Oops, that'll leave a mark. Lets head to the gym (hehehe). Well I'm barking out directions I decide to try a few new moves. "oow" "woops" "umph.' Well time for a refreshing dip in the pool. DIVE DIVE DIVE! Too long too long go back up need air! "oops." I guess I really did need air:(
So now I'm about to start my quest. I'm running I'm running.........................still running........................STILL RUNNING..........................come on there has to be something exciting in this game. WOOHOOO! BATS!!!! Finally took ya long enough. OOW my hair my beautiful hair. YES!!!!! Got em. Lets go! I'm running I'm running......................... Lets just skip that part. So I'm walking along a ledge about to get onto a bridge that will lead me to another ledge. Exciting huh? Forget the bridge, lets see if I just happen to have the power to fly. "Woops" guess not. "Ahhhhhh" the wolves the wolves!!!!!!! And then the screen goes black. DUM DUM DUM!
NEW GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo this is my first fic and I know it sucks so flame me all you want. I'm keeping track maybe I'll get a new record!