A story that should be about harry potter, but isn't....

sorry, i really am...


it seems i always love to write.
i go through stages...
normally i write at night
i get most inspired at these times.

today, or
now perhaps,
it is late
very late in fact
the trouble is i have eaten an average of 6 candy bars
1 bag of chips
and a can and a half of soda
it seems important to tell you this
its only fair you be warned of my mental state at this point,
which hopefully you will now understand...

one day i decided to go for a walk..
tra-la-la, tra-la-la

-RUMBLE RUMBLE-
oooo....my tummy....i need ...Sugar Now!!!!

hey!...just my luck a super market!
and a special ..on sugar!
oh boy! yum!

so i run to buy every last box in the store...
upon entering, i realize...hey!

every one had the same idea as me!!!!
no fair!!!!

but the people who had bought all of what should be MY sugar, looked vaguely familiar
hmm.... i wonder.....but as i looked away they where gone, along with the sugar....

it seems i will need another source for my craving...

so i hury on, and before long i run into a boy...
Hey! i'm Ash Catchem, from Pallet!
who are you!

me?

but before i can answer i realize this boy, this evil boy, has purchased all of the sugar in the other super market, before i can even get there!

How dare you and before i know it i grab my wand and ...
Crucio!!!!!!!!!!!

i torment the poor sole, grab his sugar and make a run for it.....

little did i know, there was much more reasoning for the sugar than a mere sugar craving upon all these people

Thump...Thump...

i look at a glass of water and notice a chain of ripples protruding from it...just like in that movie jurassic park....

what the....?

Thump...Thump

Run for your lives its the attack of the voldemort possessed chansey, i yelled

and people are running, only towards it,
stop, i say

and i take further notice and see they are all carying what looks like bags and boxs of...

sugar!!!!

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they can't...

nothing that sacred should be offered to a beast such as this!!!!!

and besides...what will i eat?

oh no!

...suddenly...

an funny meatball headed girl appears..

i am sailor moon, she says, and in the name of the moon, your punished!!!

and all of the other sailors start to appear too, sheesh,

all sailors attack at once but to their suprise, it doesnt work...

suddenly...woosh....eep!!!!!!!!!!!!

Imperio, el sitto, por favor, and el behaveo!

and harry potter and all his freinds appear...I am the boy who lived , die you evil beast...

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, be careful of the sugar, and bang

too late

all the sugar explod3ed and the world lived in happy little sugar ness forever

...authors note...........

i dont own any character, except me....

also, this is really awefull compared to wut i'm capable of....i just got bored...don't mind me at all...