Okay, Mix a bored girl, a computer, old gundam tapes and the movie Titanic?
Titanic Gundam
Me: In shadows Hehe (evil laughing) They're here.
The Gundam co. all come to the stage from all different directions.
All ask at once: Er, hi guys!
Silence as they look at each other, then
All together: What are you doing here?
Silence again
Duo: You guys didn't happen to get an anonymous e-mail… did you?
Collective nods
Relena: It said to meet here… but who or what are we supposed to meet?
Me: from shadows Funny you should ask that, Relena…
All of the gundam pilots whip out guns. Duo screams and jumps into Hilde's arms
Hilde: (sarcastically) The god of death, ladies and gentlemen!
Duo: Oh yeah, right, I forgot…
sweatdrops
Quatre: ANYWAY… we need to focus on the task at hand.
Duo: Right! Come out! Whoever you are! But if you're a murderer give me five minutes to run away, ok?
Me: Whatever. Well, I'm sure you're all wondering why you're here, am I right?
Collective nods
Me: You're all here… come's out of shadows to be part of my play!
Collective facefaults
Heero:getting up Now, wait a minute. Who said we would ever be in this play of yours?
Me: I did, of course.
Heero: We don't have to. focuses gun on Me
Me: (laughs sinisterly. Opens one eye and sees that he is serious) Oh, puh-lease. Haven't you learned your lessons by now from the all the other fics you guys have been in? turns gun into a vacuum cleaner
Heero: looks from vacuum cleaner, to author, to vacuum cleaner, to author Okay, I get your point.
Me: Good. Now, let's start by passing out scripts and giving out parts.
Quatre: Wait, what play are we doing exactly?
Me: Titanic!
Noin: Whoa, whoa, whoa. There is no way you are getting me to go on some stupid boat and then have it sink only to die!
Me: Who said you were going to die? torturemaybe… But No! I won't actually KILL you… looks around room. Sees everyone's disbelieving looks. Smiles sweetly
Treize: I don't know. I don't like that look she's giving us. I say we all leave now.
Me: (scoffs) Go ahead and try.
Wufei: I'll go. Seeing how weak the rest of you are. (no one tries to stop him)
Wufei starts walking back the way he came. A loud ZAP is heard and he falls to the ground, charred
Me: Crispy Critters!
collective facefaults
Me: sees everyone on ground, takes out pepper spray Any more objections?
All together: No.
Me: GOOD! Now take your scripts and find your part on the sheet.
Collective gathering by sheet
Rose- Relena
Jack- Heero
Cal- Trieze
Ruth (Rose's Mom)- Dorothy
Ebritzio (Jack's friend)- Duo
Molly Brown- Sally
Captain- Lady Une
Mr. Murcock- Noin
Slave driver- Hilde
Mr. Andrews (architect)- Trowa
Mr. Ismay- Wufei
Tommy Ryan- Quatre
Mr. Lovejoy (Cal's spy person)- Milliardo
Er, and Catherine, you can help out back stage.
Catherine: Okay.
Heero +Relena: sweatdrop
Wufei: WHAT?!!! That small of a part! I deserve much better than that.
Quatre: I don't really know who that is, but oh well.
Trieze: I like Roses.
Hilde: SLAVE DRIVER?!
Duo: Well, you kinda fit the part…
Duo is stopped short by an oversized hairdryer courtesy of Spaceballs: The movie
Trowa: …
Me: Well, I hope that you are all HAPPY (looks around the room and glares) with your parts. We start tomorrow.