Hehehe… Well, It's time for more torture, I mean fun, with the gundam gang!
Titanic Gundam: Part 2
Me walks in through the force field to find half of the gang as crispy critters
Me: I told you not to try and get away, but no, you just HAD to try and escape my wrath!
All look at her, slowly waking up
Me: Anyway, lets get right to it. I hope that you all looked over your scripts last night? (takes out pepper spray)
All look at her warily then begin to inch away
Me: Whatever. I almost expected it anyway. Lets just get on with it then.
Collective sighs of relief
Quatre: Wait, who's the old lady?
Rest: What old lady?
Quatre: You know the old lady from the first part of the movie? (looks around to see the odd glances he's getting) What?
Dorothy: He watches that movie A LOT.
Rest: Ohhh…
Me: Agh! Can we just get on with it already?! Now, we are going to SKIP that part because god knows that's boring.
Quatre: But that's my favorite part!
Dorothy: He stopps watching it after that. He gets too scared.
Rest: Ohhh…
Me: GREAT! Now, please, places?!
Hilde: Wait, what about costumes?
Me: Oh, yeah, I forgot. Er, here you go.
Costumes materialize on people. Think Sailor Moon
Duo: That felt funny.
Me: Wonderful. Now, Action!
Relena: car door opens, Treize sticks his hand inside then yelps in pain and takes his hand out. Get your hand away from me!
Me: What a wonderful opening line, Relena.
Relena: Oh yeah, right. Well, um, okay, sorry er, Cal. Wait, I have to ask, what kind of a name is Cal?
Me: What kind of a name is Relena?
Relena: Point made.
Dorothy: What about me?!
Relena: What about you?
Noin: I'm STILL in the car you know!
Treize: Oh, yeah, right.
Me: Oy veh…
scene change to inside bar. Heero, Duo, Catherine (in men's clothing) and Hilde (also in men's clothing) are sitting around it playing Go Fish.
Hilde: Iay antcay elievbay ouyay etbay uroay icketstay! (pig latin)
Catherine: eilievbay tiay.
Heero: Got any two's?
Catherine: arnday!
Jack: YES! I WIN! WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYLAND!
Me: AMERICA! You're going to America!
Heero: Oh yeah… Wait, are you SURE we can't go to Disneyland?
Me: YES! NOW CONTINUE!
Duo: geez, what got her goat?
Me: I have a goat?
Trowa: You have a goat?
Me: I have a goat?
Quatre: You have a goat?
Me: WHO GOT MY GOAT?!
Duo: blink, blink
Heero: blink, blink
Me: Heh, heh, er, can we continue from where we left off?
Jack and Elibizo(or whatever his name was) run onto boat, wave and stuff.
scene change to Cal and Rose in room unloading paintings
Relena: I painted this one my self!
takes out hand crayoned picture of small island
Trieze: Wait, aren't they supposed to be PICASSO paintings?
Cast looks over to Me.
Me: (shrugs) We were on a budget?
Collective sweatdrop
Quatre: I drew the next one!
Takes out picture of Pink ponies running in a field
Duo: Mines next!
Takes out collage of bra adds cut out from newspaper
Duo: Hey, if you don't need it, can I have it back?
Collective sweatdrops
Me: No Duo! Someone burn that before some of the children see it!
Heero: My, over protective are we?
Me: DID YOU SAY SOMETHING HEERO? (takes out pepper spray)
Heero: Er, no?
Me: Good! Now lets continue, shall we?
scene changes to Elbanzo and Jack at front of ship
Heero: I'm the King of the world!!
Treize: (pops out of literally no where) No, I am.
Milliardo: And I am king of the Canq kingdom.
Me: You guys, it's a play.
Treize: Fine, but I think he should learn his place. (Walks over to where Heero is, knocks him off boat and jumps to his recent position)
Treize: Now I'M the king of the world!!
Me: I wonder if James Cameron ever had to go through what I'm going through?
Milliardo: (pushes Treize off boat as well, jumps up to position) Now I'M the King of the world!!
Relena: (knocks him down off boat) Now I'M the Queen of the world!!!
Me: I am going to bed. See you in the morning.
Sounds fade as Me walks off stage:
Noin: Now I'm the Queen of the world!!!!
Dorothy: No way! It's my turn to be the Queen of the world!