Hey Minna

Hey Minna! Oh, if anyone of you people out there are wondering who the heck this minna person is, I'll tell you. I was confused at first. Minna is Japanese for everyone. Like, as in you plural. Get it? Think back… insert dream sequence here j/k. But you get it now? Get it? Got it? Good. Teehee. Welsh, here's the next part. Hey, I was board and had an hour.

Titanic Gundam:3

Me walk in casually, notice that no one is around and there is no crispy critters

Me: Er…guys??

suddenly, our poor, poor authoress is ambushed by a LOT of angry characters

Me: Uh-oh

they are all carrying weapons

Me: Are you guys forgetting who I am?

All: ?_?

Me: Observe

All of the weapons turn to bacon strips

Dorothy: I TOLD you it wouldn't work!

Trowa: Hey, don't look at me, it was Heero's idea.

Heero: …starts bailing Mission….f..fail…bursts into endless wailing

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Me: Anyway… Time to start! Places!

grumbling is heard as everyone drags themselves to the stage

Me: I SAID I WANTED IT TO BE FAST!

Quatre: No you didn't.

Me: What? I didn't? Oh well, I'll say it now, FASTER!

death glares are sent at Quatre

Quatre: What, it wasn't SUCH a big deal, now was it?

grumble, grumble, grumble

scene opens to bunch of people having lunch

Rose(Relena)pulls out a lollypop

Treize: I told you to lay off those!

Relena: But…but…they're so good, that was a toot…tootsi…tootsie roll!wailing

Wufei: Trust a WOMAN to get addicted to a trivial thing like that.

Relena: jumps onto table WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Wufei: I SAID….just a second….whips out script, looks through pages Ah, here we are. Eh hem. Just a second, I need a moment to get back into character. breathes deeply Trust a woman to get addicted to a trivial thing like that.

Me: Are you done now?

Wufei: humph, you can't rush genius.

Me: groans continue

Relena: You pig-headed male chauvinist!

Dorothy:also jumps onto table You yellow bellied sap sucker in June!

Relena: What? looks over to Me, who is off of chair staring at a cowering Wufei and rubbing her hands greedily

Me: Why did you stop? This is the best part?!

Relena: sweatdrop Whatever. Er…oh yeah! I'm leaving! I don't have to take this kind of abuse!

Wufei: breathes deeply I need a moment of silence, please. breathes deeply while making a dramatic pose

Me: Oy vey.

Wufei: with eyes closed To be….or not to be… ThatWHAM!

Me: grins innocently, stuffs beanie baby behind back heh…heh…

Quatre: runs over to Me from literally no where BEANIE BABY!!!!!!! BEANIE BABY!!!!!!

All: Oh no… run for cover…

Me: realizes mistake Ack! No Quatre, it's not a beanie baby, I swear it! It's a…a …fake look a like! Yeah!

Quatre: I don't care, it's still cute! grabs beanie baby out of hand Isn't it just the cutest little thing that you ever did see? Yes it is! continues to make cooing and talks baby to the beanie baby while stroking it And now your all mine…

Me: CONTINUE!

Relena runs to railing of "ship" about to jump off

Relena: looks doubtful Er… are you sure about this?

Me: Yeah, sure, no big deal, besides you won't fall, won't she Heero?

Heero: I am making no garuntee's

Relena: Okay, now I'm scared.

Me: Don't worry about it!

Relena: Oh, ok.

Heero starts to strip

Dorothy is lost and accidentally wonders onstage

Dorothy: ACK! NO I'VE BEEN BLINDED! SCARRED FOR LIFE!falls into a heap on the floor

Me: HEERO! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO TAKE ALL YOUR CLOTHES OFF!

Heero: Huh? Oops, sorry Dorothy. puts back on pants and shirt grins evilly cause he didn't like Dorothy

Relena: Er… could somebody HELP ME HERE?! I'M KINDA FALLING OFF THE EDGE!

Heero: Oh yeah, sorry Relena. Grabs her hand

Relena: Never let go Heero, never let go.

Me: NOT YOUR LINE! NOT NOW!

Relena: Huh? Oh yeah. Heh…heh… just pull me up Heero.

Heero: accidentally lets go oops? Heh…heh… edges away from railing.

Relena: AHHHHH!! OOF!

Heero: Relena?

Relena: (to self)YES! I'M ALIVE! I'M ALIVE! Wait a minute, this is only a 2-foot drop! Isn't there supposed to be water here or something?

all look over at Me, who smiles innocently

Me: heh…heh…Budget?

sweatdrop

Me: Oh no! My hour is up! It took me that long to get only THAT much written. Oh well, see ya guys later! disappears

All: ?_?

Welsh, that's all for now. See ya!

Gundamgirl88