Hi again! My, I'm bored! And I DEFINITELY don't feel like doing homework right now. Gosh, history, English, Math, Science, Business, AGH! NOT FAIR! Okay, I'm over it. Now I think I'll waste precious studying time and write a nonesense, pointless, not-even-funny fic! Enjoy!
AN IMPORTANT NOTE: If anyone is disturbed by jack cavorkian, I would suggest you didn't read this. Well, actually, it's not really that big of a deal. I just mention him.
Disclaimer: RUN! I HAVE STRING CONFETTI! Ha, teach you to try and sue me!
Titanic Gundam part er…whatever's next:
Me hammers sign outside of porthole
Me walks in through porthole
Me: Hey guys! I brought someone with me today!
All: groan
Reader: groan
Me: What?! Come on out ali!
Alioop108 comes out through porthole
108(for short): Hey guys! Wow, this is my second appearance in a fic! My first was in Baby's Alioop108 and New Chances…what a mix! Yeah, I know, Autographs later, please!
no one is looking at her, they are ignoring her
108: er…okay! Anyway…what WERE you doing out there Me?
Me: Go and see for yourself…
108 goes outside and returns sweatdropping
All: What?
108: It says "Danger: Rabid Animals in Area"
Me: I HAD TO WARN THE PEOPLE!
sweatdrop
Heero is sitting at one end of "room" and Duo is sitting at the other end
Duo: from side of room (LOUD SIGH)
108: Duo, is there something wrong?
Duo: looks at 108 before breaking out into racking sobs
108: ?_?
Duo: (between sobs) Heero… Heero left me!
108: this is a yaoi fic?
Me: NO! I don't write that stuff!
108: geez, don't get your panties in a bunch! (turns to Duo) How did Heero leave you?
Duo: He got a new best friend!
108: Oh… Who's his new best friend?
Duo: Jack Kavorkian (is that spelled right?)
108: Er… I guess I can see that happening…
Duo: (starts to cry again)
Me: HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE FIC?!?!?!
All: NO!
Wufei: What a weak best friend! I have a much better one! He's even a prince!
Sally: Oh no, here we go with Vegeta again…
Wufei: Did you say something woman?! I resent that! Don't make me get out my kantana!
Sally: What Kantana? Oh you mean this Kantana? (whips out kanatna)
Wufei: NOOOOO!!!
everyone crowds around 108
Me: HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!?!
108: I feel so loved!… I think…
Catherine: er…108? Do you think you could er… GET US OUT OF HERE?!?!!?
108: I don't think so Catherine, I only have my simple reviewing powers in here, no authoress power. Sorry. Wait, why do you want to get out of here so badly anyway?
all points over to corner where Quatre is having a tea party with about 1, 782 beanie babies
108: Ohh…
Wufei: WEAKLING REVIEWER! I can't believe your stupid po~wer can't get us out of here!
Me: HEY! HAS EVERYONE WHO IS ACTUALLY IMPORTANT HERE?!
108: Hey, you're writing this fic.
Me: Oh yeah…just a second.
everyone crowds around Me
Me: I'VE GOT THE POWER!
108: Where have I heard that before?…
Me: ANYWAY! ON WITH THE FIC!
everyone crawls over to the set
Me and 108 sit in comfortable Lazy Boy chairs
108: Ahh… NO! THERE IS NO BUTT GROOVE!
Me: (snaps fingers) Happy?
108: Ah… I'm in heaven. NOW DANCE PUPPETS! AMUSE YOUR MASTER! (AN tell me if this is your quote. I found it somewhere and thought it was funny)
Me: She's rubbing off on me! Now, lets try a hm… a SLAVE DRIVER SCENE! I HAVEN'T SEEN HILDE ACT SO FAR!
108: AHHH! You don't have to yell! I'm RIGHT HERE!
Me: Oh yeah, heh…heh…sorry. NOW ACT!
Hilde is covered in mud and comes out on stage carrying a whip. Trowa, Quatre (and 40 beanie baby maguanacs) and Duo are crouched in a sand box shoveling sand into a whole
Me: Why is Duo there? He isn't supposed to be in this scene…
Hilde: hehe…punishment…hehe
Me: Not even going to ask…
108: There are beanie baby MAGUANACS?
Me: They make them for EVERYTHING don't they?
108: I sold all my beanie baby's to my brother and got 50 bucks! Hehe…sucker…
Me: How many did you have to sell?
108: 2
Me: Good deal.
Hilde is mercilessly whipping Duo
Duo: Meow…fistey aren't we?
Hilde: (giggles) (stops whipping duo)
Duo: Works every time. No one can resist the Duo charm!
108: (whispers) it's the cologne.
Me: I think you're right, He was wearing it last week too. Now, on with the script!
nothing happens
Me: er…what was next again?
reader blinks
Me: er…just a second…
reader blinks again
Me: (getting VERY uncomfortable) uh…what happens next?
Me goes down stairs and watches tape
Me: (from down stairs) OH YEAH!
Me runs upstairs and enters fic
Me: Got it!
All: No kidding!
Me: ANYWAY, HEERO, RELENA! GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE!
Heero and Relena: What?!
Me: DRAWING SCENE!
H+R: Huh?
Me: DID YOU READ THE SCRIPTS?!?!?!
H+R: uh...no…
Me: Amateurs, I am working with amateurs.
Wufei: WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN AMATEUR?! I AM NOT AN AMATEUR!
Me: oh kivalt (Hey thanks whoever told me that one!)
H+R are out on deck, H is holding booky thingy
Relena: What did you draw Jack?
Heero: Nothing.
Relena: Aw, come on Jack, you can show me…
Heero: No, I can't. I didn't draw anything.
Relena: Oh. Well, can I see the book anyway?
Heero: It's your country.
Me: NOT NOW HEERO! YOU SAID THAT IN THE SERIES!
Heero: I did? Oh yeah…
Relena: has opened book AHHHHH!!!!! WHAT THE HELL IS IN HERE HEERO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Laughing is heard
Heero: wha? takes book, opens it to see Duo's bra add clipping collage MAXWELL!!!!! YOUR ASS IS MINE!!!
Duo: stops laughing and starts running EEP!!
Relena:…
108: well, all in all, that went pretty well…
Duo: runs on stage, followed by Heero ACK! HEERO, PUT THOSE SEASONED CRISS CUT FRENCH FRIES DOWN!!
Heero: NEVER!!
Duo: AHHHHHH!!!!
Heero: insert Russian war cry here
108: okay, so not ENTIRELY well…
Quatre: crying I lost my…my…my… Bouncy!!!!!
Me: Do I even want to know?
Dorothy: Beanie Baby number 462.
All: Ohh…
108: er… I'm leaving.
Me: HEY WAIT UP! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME IN HERE!
108: er… I'll be back tomorrow!
Me: HEY! I SAID WAIT! ACK! GET AWAY FROM ME!
108 leaves porthole, followed after by Me
108 and Me: whew…
108: those things really ARE rabid animals…
Me: You're telling me…
Fin…for now.
I don't really know whether or not I'll continue. Maybe when I get bored again. And I want to start my other fic!!! Hey, wait a minute, what's stopping me again? Nothing? Oh yeah! Ok, I'll get it out this weekend! Yay!