^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^

Okay, minna, this is the 60 word challenge collection I've written. The 60 word challenge was from the 1x2ml [www.egroups.com/group/1x2ml] . These were presents for my buddy Misu's B-day!!
By Mini,
For Misuzu for her B-day! ^___^! *glomps!!*

WARNINGS: Yaoi-ness. Profanity. INSANITY.

^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
60 word challenge-- I Wanna Touch It!

"Hee-chan! What's *that*??"
"What?"
"That big red thing you've got! I've seen one of *those* before! Can I--"
"Don't!"
"It's so tempting!"
"Don't touch it!"
"But...! It's *mocking* me!"
"Duo..."
"Pleeeeease?"
"Leave it alone!"
"I wanna touch it!!"
"Promise! No touching!"
"Lemme touch it! Then I'll leave you alone, really!"
"Promise?"
"Promise!"
"Ok."
"OOH!! Push the button, **PUSH THE BUTTON**!!"

^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
60 word challenge-- How Does It WORK??

"Yuy..."
"Hn?"
"Teach me your power!"
"What?"
"I beg of you!"
"..."
"Quit holding out on me, Yuy!"
"Look, Wufei..."
"Show me! Teach me how to use it!"
"This isn't the time, or the place..."
"How does it work??"
"Haven't the doctors instructed you this?"
"Why won't you teach me how to use it??"
"Spandex is only for the worthy."
"KISAMA!"

^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
60 word challenge-- Ya Wanna?

"Hey, Heero."
"What?"
"Ya wanna go get high in Wu's closet?"
"No thanks."
"Hey, Heero."
"What?"
"Ya wanna play video games?"
"Not really. I'm busy."
"Hey, Heero..."
"Whaaat?"
"Ya wanna go pig out?"
"NO."
"Hey, Heero..."
"WHAAAT??"
"Ya wanna give ojo-san another death threat?"
"GRR..."
"Hey, Hee--"
"*WHAAAAAT*??? What the hell is it, Duo?!"
"Uhm, I forgot..."
"***OMAE O KOROSU***!!"

^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
60 word challenge-- What the Hell *Is* It?

"Hey, Hee-chan! Back from the mission, puffle-wuffle?"
"Hn."
"Q just got back, and boy is he horny! Saa--"
"I have something for you."
"You *do*? Oh, WOW! Hee-chan, thank you! I'm sure I'll totally *love* it!"
"Here."
"Oh, Hee-chan! It's beeeeeautiful!!"
"Hn."
"I LOVE YOU, HEE-CHAN!"
"Hn."
"It's so *shiny*, too! But... Uhm... Hee-chan?"
"Hn?"
"...What the hell is it?"

^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
60 word challenge-- I Need Your Help

"Friend Duo... I need your help..."
"Say no more, Q-man!"
"But... What should I do?"
"Well, you could always..."
"Tell him?"
"Hell no! You hafta use cunning."
"Oh..."
"Convince him..."
"We're soulmates?"
"Nah, don't waste your time."
"Oh... Alright, I guess."
"Tell him fuzzy bears on sporks will eat his loins."
"*What*??"
"Hey, that's how I got Hee-chan into bed."
"..."

^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^