Heehee. This idea popped into my head via my muses. I think they want to be forgiven for not helping me with my 2x5 'fic. Yeah right. They'll be forgiven the moment I write the 'fic. So, here's my other absolute favorite pairing: WC x SP (WC looks a lot like Water Closet, ne?)
Oh! AU 'fic, and they're a bit older…like 20-something!
Wufei looked up as the door to his office opened.
"Hey, Wufei!" Duo bounced into the room, followed by a more sedate Heero.
Wufei raised an eyebrow. "What are you doing here?"
"Weeeellll…to see you, of course!" Duo deposited himself in the chair across the desk from Wufei. Heero sighed and gave Wufei a long-suffering look.
"Actually, Noin wanted us to drop this off as we were leaving."
"Leaving?" Wufei asked, stretching a little
"Yeah. Another job in space." Duo grinned ferally. Wufei rolled his eyes slightly. He took the folder that Heero handed him.
Just then the speaker channel opened.
"CHANG WUFEI!" Bellowed Sally's voice across the entire building.
Heero cocked an eyebrow. Wufei narrowed his eyes and mumbled something indecent under his breath.
"My office, now." Sally's disembodied voice ordered.
Wufei calmly switched channels on his communication link and calmly asked, "What now, onna?"
"What now, you ask?" Came Sally's voice.
Pause.
"Marry me, Chang Wufei."
"Excuse me." Wufei nodded to Heero and Duo, quickly, exiting his office.
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"Sally, what is the meaning of thi-mphof!" Wufei was enfolded into a great big hug.
"I'm pregnant with your child. You're going to marry me because it's the only honorable thing to do, Wufei."
Sally had forgotten that the speaker was still on.
So, everyone who had been expecting something like Sally proposing to Wufei was now listening attentively. They obviously hadn't figured that Sally would be pregnant with their child when she did it.
"Ah." Came Wufei's voice.
"So? Do I have to force you by gun point?" There was a sound of a firearm being cocked.
"Put that away, onna."
"Wufei, don't piss me off."
"I wouldn't dream of it." Duo sniggered at Wufei's sarcastic tone. He sat back and put his feet on Wufei's desk.
"I got you a ring and everything." Sally put the gun down on her desk about the time that Un, Noin, and Treize came charging up to her open office door.
"Sally!" Noin squealed.
"We'll be witnesses so he won't be able to squirm out of it!" Treize offered. Un smiled.
"Thank you." Sally turned back to Wufei. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a ring. "Hold out your hand."
"I haven't said yes yet, onna!" Wufei howled.
"I'll fire you if you don't say yes." Un offered.
Wufei mumbled something indecent under his breath. He held out his hand meekly.
"Thank you Wufei!" Sally slipped the ring on his finger and kissed his cheek.
"Hmph. See you later, onna." Wufei stalked out of Sally's office. As he neared his own, the people who had stopped working burst into wild applause.
"GET BACK TO WORK!" Wufei yelled. He re-entered his office.
"Feet off my desk, Duo."
"Yes, Mr. Sally Po." Heero smacked him over the head.
"Go away." Wufei snapped, edging for his display case.
"Invite us to the wedding!" Heero called over his shoulder.
Wufei mumbled something indecent under his breath.
The End!