Zidane+Power=Badbadbad: Part 2

Zidane+Power=Badbadbad: Part 2

Zidane: Hmm, I'm tired of signing all these reforms. Why do we have to reform anyway? This is so boring.

Alexandrian Minister of Public Affairs (AMoPA): You must! Garnet is incapable of making decisions now. It is your responsibility as her husband!

Zidane: That's stupid. Look at these things you're making me pass: ''Fix Roads'', ''Reform Schools'', ''Social Security Program'', ''Welfare''... No one cares about these things!

AMoPA: I believe otherwise. These are very important reforms!

Zidane: Well, I DON'T believe otherwise!

AMoPA: Well, I don't NOT believe otherwise!

Zidane: So what, I don't DO NOT, not, something... otherwise... uh... SHUT UP! Who's the king here? YOU or ME?

AMoPA: Well, you are...

Zidane: Yeah! That's right! ME!

AMoPA: Okay, your ''Highness'', what do YOU think is important.

Zidane: (puts his feet up) I think that we should build a Kentucky Fried Chicken around here for starters. Why don't we have a Kentucky Fried Chicken anyway?

AMoPA: Actually, we DID, but it wasn't able to fry up enough chicken for Queen Garnet's standards, so she had Bahamut destroy it.

Zidane: You SEE? It was a good thing I put her down... yessiree.

AMoPA: Is that all you can think of that we need to change?

Zidane: Uh... what about getting me some more potato salad around here?

AMoPA: That's HARDLY a reform, that's more like and order.

Zidane: Your damn right it is! Now get me some potato salad, curl!!

AMoPA: *sigh* (What I do to keep from getting executed) Yes, your Majesty.

What will Zidane do next? Will he eat too much potato salad and become fat? Or is his metabolism too good for that? Find out next post!