*Queen Garnet sits on her throne eating cheesy poofs and ordering servants to stand on their heads and do little dances for her. She claps her hands and laughs loudly. Then a little girl with a tail and cute pink bows in her blonde hair, runs into the room screaming. Soon after, a slightly older boy with short brown hair and a tail runs in after her. *
Little girl: Mmmmmmmmoooooooooooommmmmmmy! Alec is throwing peas in my hair! Make him stop!!!!
*The servants stop and look at the child. Queen Garnet freezes, her laughter turns into a dark scowl. The room is filled with a foreboding silence.*
Garnet: ALEC! You little S***! How many times have I told you not to tease your sister! GAURDS! Take the little brat and throw him in the dungeon for a few days! That should teach him.
Alec: No! Mom! It's not fair! Lilith was playing with my Knights of Pluto action figures and put lipstick on them!
Lilith: (giggles) They look much prettier now!
Alec: No they don't! They look like wussies!
Garnet: Heh, heh, the Knights of Pluto ARE wussies.
Steiner: Hey!
Garnet: SHUT UP!
Streiner: (bows) Yes, Majesty. Sorry, Majesty.
Garnet: Now, what was I just about to do?
*The servants turn to see an adolescent boy walk through the door and enter the room*
Sarle: I believe you were just about to throw my dear brother into the dungeon.
Garnet: Oh yeah! Thank you honey. GAURDS!
*The gaurds drag Alec away, kicking an screaming. Lilith sticks out her tongue at him.*
Garnet: Why are you little brats running around the castle free to do as you please anyway? Where's your father?
Lilith: (giggles)
Sarle: Father is uh, ''preoccupied''.
Garnet: ANSWER MY QUESTION! I ASKED YOU A QUESTION, YOU WILL GIVE ME A STRAIGHT ANSWER! WHERE IS YOUR FATHER???
Lilith: We tied him up!
Sarle: Shhhhh!
Garnet: You WHAT!? Guards! Go find Zidane! I'll deal with these stupid monkeys.
*Garnet turns to face her children, and glares at them*
Garnet: (smiling sarcastically) Sooo, you thought it would be FUNNY to tie your father to a chair, didn't you? Was that a funny trick, did you think it would make me laugh?
Sarle: No, but you see...
Garnet: DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK!?
Sarle: Well, you did ask us a question.
Garnet: IT WAS RHETORICAL YOU IDIOT! YOU DON'T ANSWER RHETORICAL QUESTIONS! Don't talk unless I tell you to! Now, I have to think of a fitting punishment...
*Quina runs into the room in a panic*
Quina: There are no yummy yummies left! They gone! Someone eat them all!!! (cries) He do this!!!
*Quina lifts up a fat little boy by the tail who's face is covered in chocolate*
Garnet: Cyrus! You pig! Did you eat all of the candy in the house!?
Cyrus: Nods his head, then throws up all over the floor.
Garnet: (shrieks in rage) YOU STUPID CHILDREN! YOU ARE ALL IN SO MUCH TROUBLE YOUR LITTLE HEADS ARE GONNA SPIN! GAURDS! THROW THEM ALL INTO THE DUNGEON WITH ALEC AND LEAVE THEM THERE UNTIL I FEEL LIKE SEEING THEM AGAIN!
*After the children are dragged out of the room, Garnet looks around the room at the terrified servants.*
Garnet: WELL! Dance you fools! Adelbert, bring me some more cheesy poofs and clean up this floor immediately!
THE END
Note: I give full credit to Angel727 for use of her character, Sarle.