Zidane secretly meets Eiko next to the telescope on top of Alexandria castle*

Zidane secretly meets Eiko next to the telescope on top of Alexandria castle*

Zidane: Uh, hey Eiko. You certainly have matured in the last couple of years... Is that a new bow? I really like it.

Eiko: Tee hee, yeah... YOU PEDOPHILE! What are you trying to do!? I'm working for Garnet now, idiot. RAAAAAAPE!!!!!

*Knights of Pluto come running out in clunky armor*

Stiener: What seems to be the problem here, Miss Eiko?

Eiko: HIM! He's sexually harassing me! Call my lawyer!

*Doctor Tot pops up*

Tot: You needed my assistance?

Zidane: Now wait a minute here!!

Tot: There is no place for such verbage in a place of work. Do you know what it means to assault a young child? How old are you?

Zidane: uh...

Tot: I knew it! Where is queen Garnet??

Steiner: I belive her majesty is currently in the kitchen with Quena eating 10 pounds of potato salad...

Tot: Bring her in here at once:

*Queen garnet is carried up the stairs by all of the knights of Pluto*

Garnet: *buuuurp* WHAT?

Eiko: Zidane tried to assault me!

Garnet: HE DID WHAT? AAAAGH!!! *Flails arms around. Knights of Pluto can't keep up the immense weight any longer and drop Garnet on the ground. Garnet falls on her huge stomach*

Garnet: YOU IDIOTS! HELP ME UP!

*Knights of Pluto run to her aide and turn her right-side up after a half an hour of pushing*

Zidane: Your Highness... It's not how it looks...

Garnet: *sob* I knew you'd betray me the moment I married you! You're just like that Kuja fellow... KILL HIM!!!!

Tot: Do you think that's wise...

Garnet: Shut up and do what I say! Give me some more potato salad!

Epilogue:

Zidane was executed and fed to Bahumet. Garnet put up with the knights of Pluto's crap for only two more days until they too were executed. Garnet started a new order called, The Knights of Uranus. Garnet later married Stiener and ate potato salad until she died. That was about a week after the incident. Eiko became queen of Alexandria and followed the late Queen's pattern by eating too much potato salad. Kuja came back to rule the world.

THE END.