12 years after the end of the game

12 years after the end of the game...

Lindblum guard: Regent, you're daughter is here to see you.

*Eiko busts into the room wearing a tube top and a mini-skirt and bright red lipstick*

Eiko: Uh, hey dad. Can I borrow the keys to the Invincible II? I have a hot date with Vivi.

Cid: Young lady! Look at what you're wearing! You put on some decent clothes and I'll think about it!

Eiko: What!? That is sooo unfair! I look perfectly fine. Aunt Garnet took me shopping last week and helped me pick out some new threads...

Cid: Garnet!? You were in Alexandria!? How did you get there, don't you know we are at WAR?

Eiko: Psht, like any stupid war is gonna keep me from breaking an appointment with my Aunt. She may be a fat B*** but she is sooo much cooler than you and Mom.

Cid: Watch your mouth young lady! That's it! You are grounded for a week.

Eiko: You are SUCH a tyrant!

Cid: And Garnet isn't!? She's already killed off half of Alexandria's population! The only reason people are even LIVING there is because she has the whole place under lock and guard.

Eiko: God, you always have to make everything sound so much worse than it already is! Garnet was right! I should have killed you off a long time ago! SUMMON MADEEN!!

*Madeen kills Cid. Eiko takes the keys from his lifeless body*

Eiko: Hey Vivi! Get your stupid little a** in here! We're going to Burger King!