Nisty Nisters
" BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS ONE'S GONNA BE A REAL TRIP! "
Zidane awoke from his dream just when he was about to eat a magic mushroom.
"DAMNIT!" He cried into his pillow. Freya entered the room, quirked an eyebrow in his direction,
and burst out laughing. Suddenly, Flosty, Zidaine's Platypus, arose with great power,
like a TIDAL WAVE(More like a raindrop) and pissed on the carpet, giving Freya the finger, and running away.
Zidaine 'Buahahahaha'd into his pillow, and Freya persuaded her Vivi plushi to cast 'sleep'(Something he never had.. -.-; ) on Zidaine.
The plushi then became inanimate, which it SHOULD HAVE BEEN in the first place, thus breaking each and every law of the worldly physique, and pissing off a lot of confused Scientist people.
Then, Fustinal, an FF9-unrelated nine-year-old girl, who has a fetish for guns, leapt from her barn and dived sideways matrix-style, pulling the triggers of two un-mentioned uzis, and filling Freya's head full of lead. Fustinal then uttered, ' Oh, milk ' and ran to some un-mentioned place. (-.-;)
Nobody assumed that Freya had died, so her life mysteriously returned to her.
Freya ran after the waddling Flosty-Platypus, jabbing at it (and missing, the blind li'l bish) with her lance.
Zidaine awoke as a flea left his hair, and he screamed like a female would have, scrambling
under his bed. The flea mounted its trusty dustmite in mid-air, whilst lobbing random toothpicks at the now-exposed Zidaine's eye.
Zidaine's goldfish floated to the top of the water as many of them were impaled on toothpicks. Thousands of other fleas lept from Zidaine's hair,
astride their dustmites, toothpicks in hand, each headed for the goldfish bowl. Vivi's mice busily readied catapults for a flea onslaught in the corner, as the fleas air-assaulted the fish with toothpicks, the goldfish returning the assault with spears made from chips of glass from the side of the goldfish bowl.
Zidaine meeped, and Freya followed as he left the room.
Vivi and Dagger/Garnet had been breakdancing on the floor, techno remixes of Britney Spears songs playing in the background.
Zidaine crumbled to pieces at the very sound of these ungodly, hellish musical creations, and Flosty dove through the window, pissing on Zidaine's remains, giving them the infamous finger.
Freya swatted at the Platypus, but that simply angered him, and purple dust flew from his nostrils, thus transforming him into a giant warthog, attacking Freya's toenails.
Suddenly, everyone was frolicking in fields of green, playing tye-dye guitars and tamborines.
Vivi mysteriously materialized in front of the (Camera?!) and shrugged, muttering "It's like we're in a game or something, being instructed by numbers and symbols inserted into the construct of a program which guides us to these actions. "
(End of this addition to the 'mysterious-house-which-you-never-find-out-just-why-they're-living-inside-it' chronicles! )