PART 2
"Well," said Annoying Guy, "after that, um, interesting, yes interesting, good one. What, are we
on? Whoops, um, folks we're having some technical difficulties, a screw it! We're gonna take a
break cause the stinkin' guys backstage, yea, yea, I'm talkin' bout' you ugly, are gonna take me off
the air."
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"Hi everyone! I'm Mr. Happyman, the announcer. Before the match, we're gonna take some calls
from the fans out there and talk about whatever they want. Who's going to win tonight, whatever.
Here's our first caller, it's our good friend from, um, I can't make out the cards, um ,I mean,
Annoying Gu-"
"Screw you!" screams Annoying Guy as Mr. Happyman hangs up quickly.
"Well, I certainly have no idea at all who that was, so, next call. Steve?" said Mr. Happyman like
nothing happened.
"Hey, yea, like where's Annoying Guy? He was cool. You're just some gay freak." said Steve.
"Well, friend, I would kindly and nicely answer you, but I have absolutely no idea who
Annoying Guy is. And I'm not gay! I just experimented a bit in college!" screamed Mr.
Happyman as he hung up on another, unsatisfied customer. "Well I think we've had enough of
those bogus calls, and Richard Nixon has dragged in the corpse of Stone Cold, though it is
covered with maggots. So, let's get down to the ring for some action.
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls," began Intro Dude, "let's get ready to wrestle!"
And with that the Rock's intro music began to play, though in the year 2060, the Rock's music
would be less than cool, equaling about, Elton John. He waddled to the ring and, with the help of
at least ten stage hands, was finally lifted into the ring. Next the 2001 fan favorite song of Stone
Cold Steve Austin was barely heard over the loud boos and screams as his corpse was arir lifted
into the arena by Richard Nixon, apparently all lickered up. As soon as the crowd caught a
glimpse of the swerving helicopter they went wild. The Rock, thinking the crowd was cheering
for him tried to get up on the turnbuckle to raise his eyebrow, but instead fell to the ground,
making the crowd roar even louder. But once Stone Cold fell out of the helicopter when Nixon
crashed it the crowd was on their feet, screaming and cheering like they never had before, which
some of them haadn't, so, it kinda worked out.
Thus we draw an end to are amazing story, and they all lived happily ever after. Or, well, not
Stone Cold or the Rock. They aren't ever living. Nonetheless, always watch the stars.
"Well," said Annoying Guy, "after that, um, interesting, yes interesting, good one. What, are we
on? Whoops, um, folks we're having some technical difficulties, a screw it! We're gonna take a
break cause the stinkin' guys backstage, yea, yea, I'm talkin' bout' you ugly, are gonna take me off
the air."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hi everyone! I'm Mr. Happyman, the announcer. Before the match, we're gonna take some calls
from the fans out there and talk about whatever they want. Who's going to win tonight, whatever.
Here's our first caller, it's our good friend from, um, I can't make out the cards, um ,I mean,
Annoying Gu-"
"Screw you!" screams Annoying Guy as Mr. Happyman hangs up quickly.
"Well, I certainly have no idea at all who that was, so, next call. Steve?" said Mr. Happyman like
nothing happened.
"Hey, yea, like where's Annoying Guy? He was cool. You're just some gay freak." said Steve.
"Well, friend, I would kindly and nicely answer you, but I have absolutely no idea who
Annoying Guy is. And I'm not gay! I just experimented a bit in college!" screamed Mr.
Happyman as he hung up on another, unsatisfied customer. "Well I think we've had enough of
those bogus calls, and Richard Nixon has dragged in the corpse of Stone Cold, though it is
covered with maggots. So, let's get down to the ring for some action.
"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls," began Intro Dude, "let's get ready to wrestle!"
And with that the Rock's intro music began to play, though in the year 2060, the Rock's music
would be less than cool, equaling about, Elton John. He waddled to the ring and, with the help of
at least ten stage hands, was finally lifted into the ring. Next the 2001 fan favorite song of Stone
Cold Steve Austin was barely heard over the loud boos and screams as his corpse was arir lifted
into the arena by Richard Nixon, apparently all lickered up. As soon as the crowd caught a
glimpse of the swerving helicopter they went wild. The Rock, thinking the crowd was cheering
for him tried to get up on the turnbuckle to raise his eyebrow, but instead fell to the ground,
making the crowd roar even louder. But once Stone Cold fell out of the helicopter when Nixon
crashed it the crowd was on their feet, screaming and cheering like they never had before, which
some of them haadn't, so, it kinda worked out.
Thus we draw an end to are amazing story, and they all lived happily ever after. Or, well, not
Stone Cold or the Rock. They aren't ever living. Nonetheless, always watch the stars.