Heeeelllllllooo! It's your favorite Pixie again! How are all my wonderful fans today?
*crickets chirp response*
Thought so. Well anyways, this fic was supposed to be a shorter and a bit more funny than it actually turned out, thanks to my computer deleting the first version, but it's still pretty funny to me.
Malachi: Riiiiiigght...
Pixie: Hey! Hush you! You still have to fix all the bugs in that new Duo Trapper 3001 that you screwed up.
Malachi: It ain't my fault.
Pixie: Yes it is. If you had followed my instructions perfectly, I would have Duo in my grasp by now. I'm beginning to think you've been helping him escape all my traps...
Malachi: (whispering) I think she's onto us, bro.
Duo: Shoot.
Pixie: H-e-e-e-e-e-yyyy! Not fair! Malachi, get your butt up here and do your job. The disclaimer!
Malchi: *sniff* My job is to be your muse, not your personal assistant! Owell. We don't own any of the Gundam Wing characters here, or Leonardo da Vinci, or anything else mentioned that has a copyright. And we're not making any money off of it. Ok?
Pixie: Hmph. And even if I was, I wouldn't give him any. *sigh* Whatever. Oh yeah, the title is explained at the end of the story. On with the fic!
Total Chaos
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"…You've got a lot of nerve, Heero Yuy, that's all I have to say."
Quatre, Duo, Trowa, and Wufei looked up from the lunch table as they recognized Relena's voice.
The front door shut. "…Relena, come on, I said I'm sorry!"
"Hmph! That's no excuse for what you did."
"Look, it was an important mission, and I needed parts. I'll put the Pinkmobile back together when the shipment comes Thursday."
By now the two of them had reached the kitchen where the other four gundam pilots were, slightly confused.
"Well, why didn't you get parts from the other gundams?" Relena asked, gesturing towards the occupants of the table.
"Because I've already done that way too many times, and I thought you'd understand."
"Well, since I've missed my meeting, I'm going to have to punish you."
The four sitting down exchanged glances. Peace-loving-Heero-obsessing Relena? Punish someone?
Heero smirked, with the same thoughts. "Fine. Go ahead and punish me any way you like."
Relena's eyes lit up with a gleam. Heero suddenly gulped in the realization of what he had just given her permission to do, and hoped the 'punishment' didn't involve a bedroom. (You sick hentai readers out there! Stop it! I've got to keep this rating PG, remember? *_^)
Relena chuckled evilly, a wicked look on her face. Heero gulped again. At the table, Duo snickered behind his orange juice. Relena raised her head to the ceiling. "Pixie? Hey StarLight!" she called out.
In a flash of light, the authoress appeared. "Yeah, Relena?"
"Remember how you said you owed me a favor, for all that bashing in 'Relena's Driving Lessons?' Well, I want to ask it now."
The authoress sweatdropped. "I don't remember saying that…"
"Don't try that game with me. I have it in writing." Relena said impatiently, waving a piece of paper.
"Damn." Pixie snapped her fingers. "But if I help you, I will be contradicting myself, seeing that you are a usual object of torment in my fics, therefore becoming what is known as a hypocrite. This violates Fanfiction Writing Law number three-oh-one-two…"
Wufei leaned over to Quatre. "I didn't know she had that many big words in her vocabulary."
"Wufei…" Pixie said warningly, pulling a spatula from a random hidden dimension. (My favorite thwarping tool. *grins*)
"Shutting up now." Wufei replied, eyeing the spatula.
"Whatever. Anyways, I need you to…" Relena leaned over and whispered something in the other girl's ear.
Pixie's eyes lit up. "Fun." She said. "Wish I had thought about that."
"You did. It's your fic, remember?"
*sweatdrop* "Oh yeah. Ok, I'll do it." The authoress waved her hand into the air. In a similar flash of purple light, a pencil and notepad appeared out of nowhere. She scribbled something down quickly.
"All done!" She announced, and disappeared in her purple light.
"Thanks!" Relena called.
"You're welcome!" echoed Pixie's voice back from somewhere.
Cackling hard, Relena waved her hand in the air, smoke started billowing up from around Duo, Wufei, Quatre, and Trowa's feet.
"What the--" Duo jumped up out of his seat, as did the other three.
"This, Heero, is your punishment." Relena informed him with a wicked grin. "I'll will return later to undo the spell, after I believe that you have learned your lesson." The smoke swallowed the blonde from Heero's view. Soon the other four were gone too.
"What-Wait! Relena!" Heero coughed, waving the smoke away from his face. It had filled the room. Now it started to disappear slowly. Eventually, Heero was able to see the kitchen table again, where it had gotten unusually quiet. Relena was gone. And sitting in the four chairs that had held his fellow pilots moments ago were…
"Oh God…No…" Heero clamped a hand over his mouth, but then ended up removing it the next second. "RRREEEEEELLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
There, sitting, looking a little confused but excited, where four little Chibis.
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(...T.B.C...)
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