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Malachi: Isn't that like, contradicting yourself again?

Pixie: *pulls a spatula out of nano-space and thwarps him with it* Shaddup. Aren't you supposed to be fixing me a banana split?

Malachi: Yes, your majesty.

Pixie: Thank you. And after that, I want you to go work on the Duo Trapper 3001.

Malachi: I've already finished it.

Pixie: Seriously?

Malachi: Yeah. *pulls out remote and pushes button*

Robot: *appears from secret room* (Hilde-seductive-voice) Duuooo, where arrre you, honnn?

Pixie: BRILLIANT! MAAHAHAHA!!! This is purrrfect dahling, just purrrfect.

Malchi: Um, right. The disclaimer in the first chapter applies to all chapters. If anyone tries to sue, I'm gonna kill them... right before Pixie kills me. *sweatdrop*

Pixie: That's right, dahling, because it will be on your head.

Malachi: *gulp*



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Total Chaos * Chapter Two
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"Hee-chan, come an' pway wid me!!" rang out one excited voice.
"Hee-channy, you gotta rwead me dis bookky!" sang another.
"Yoo-wee hasta play wid Wufei first." (Note: Wufei talks in third person when in chibi mode.)
"Daddy Heewo? When are woo an' Mommy Rewena goiwng to ged mawwied?"
"Like that will ever happen." Heero scoffed, looking exasperatedly at the four chibis who were in the process of coloring on the walls (Quatre), torturing the cat (Wufei), admiring the blender with an evil smirk (Trowa), and bouncing up and down on his lap (Duo). "Kami-sama, this is the one time I seriously need help…" He sighed. How the hell was he supposed to control them until Relena decided to return?
Trowa, turning away from the shiny blender sitting on the kitchen counter, went over to Wufei, and whispered something. Wufei's eyes went wide (technically speaking, I mean wider than a chibi's eyes really are. REALLLL WIDE.) with a malicious gleam. Unfortunately, Heero didn't notice until he heard the whirl of a blender and a hiss.
"What the-No! Trowa, Wufei, stop that!" Heero rushed over to the counter to rescue the poor cat who had been stuffed into the blender by the circus clown and Chinese pilot-er, chibi. He shut off the blender and released the cat, who was covered with scratches and definitely less hair than it had before the little incident. It hissed and streaked out of the room. Owell, He'll get over it, Heero thought. Boy, this is going to be like babysitting very rambunctious 4 year olds. Hn. Mission Accepted.
He tried to mentally collect himself and wondered just HOW to do this, having no experience in the babysitting field himself. Turning to Wufei and Trowa, he said, "Bad boys! You shouldn't be mean to the cat! He can be a very nice friend, but you have to be gentle."
Wufei and Trowa nodded mournfully. "Wu-chan and Tro-chan were justa trywin' to hwave fwun, Yoo-wee." Wufei answered.
Heero sighed and put a hand to his forehead. "It's okay." He mumbled. That was when he noticed Duo was behind him, sniffling and wailing on the floor. (Quatre was next to him, still scribbling on the wall and oblivious to all.) Heero scooped him up. "What's wrong, Duo?" he asked calmly.
"Hee-chan pwushed me outa hid lap." Duo sniffed.
"Aw…" Heero remembered Duo was sitting in his lap when Wufei and Trowa had turned on the blender, and he had completely forgot. "I'm sorry, Duo. I was just worried about the cat. DO you forgive me."
"I guwess…" Duo peeked an eye out from behind his hands.
"Good…. Cuz the tickle monster is going to get you!" Heero said, reaching for under Duo's arms.
"Aaaaah!!" Duo dissolved into a fit of giggles as Heero tickled him, all tears gone. Heero smiled at Duo's cuteness. Maybe this isn't going to be that bad after all… the Japanese pilot thought.
**CRASH!!!** followed by "Oops!"
Maybe….

Tucking Duo under his arm, Heero carried him to where the sound had seemed to come from. Heero found Wufei and Trowa looking extremely guilty in the library. All the shelves and furniture were covered with sheets and tarps, because Quatre was having one side of the room painted, where last spring's rain had left a bit of water damage. Trowa was standing on a ladder, Wufei below him. Both were spattered in cream paint. Heero breathed relief, since most of the things in the immediate area were protected. Glancing to his left, however, made Heero's jaw drop. A original Leonardo da Vinci work Quatre had recently acquired was halfway covered in paint as well.
"Quatre is going to kill you guys." Heero said flatly.
Maybe not…
"We 'idn't mwean too-ey! Honwestly, Hee-channy!" Trowa blurted out. "We were justy trwyin' to helppy the biggy gwuys who come painty in hwere!"
Heero sighed, set down Duo, and picked up Wufei and Trowa. "Off to the bath with you two." He muttered. Unfortunately for him, he hadn't realized he said the B-word.
"NO BATH!" Wufei and Trowa screamed in unison, and both started kicking violently. Heero ended up letting go, and the two streaked out and down the hall, leaving little splotches of still-wet paint here and there.
"AAUGH! Come on Duo!" Heero motioned four the braided chibi to follow, and ran after them.
Definitely not….


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