Duo: Hey Pixie! I have a suggestion.

Pixie: What?

Duo: Let me out of here.

Pixie: *giggles* Don't think so. Ah, finally finished! Let's see. A.H. 01, engage beta mode.

Robot: (Relena voice) HHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pixie: EUREKA! Better than I thought! Well, good, it's complete. A.H. 01, engage Operation Find and Annoy Target!

Robot: (Malachi's voice) Yes'm.

Pixie: *sweatdrop* Malachi...

Malachi: What? I can't help it! These robots shouldn't run around without manners!

Pixie and Duo: *big sweatdrop*

Duo: Now that you're going to go bug Heero, can you let me out?

Pixie: First of all, my ROBOT is going to annoy Heero, not ME, and second of all, you and I are going to have a little fun.

Duo: *gulp*

Malachi: Eeew...

Pixie: UGH! Not like that, you hentai! We're going to the new Disney California park!

Duo: Seriously?

Pixie: Yeah!

Duo: Well, geez, why didn't you say so? Malachi said--umph!

Malachi: *clamps hand over Duo's mouth* I said nothing, nothing at all.

Pixie: *sigh* Whatever. You guys know the disclaimer drill by now, so I'm not even going to post it. (Chapter 4 was so short, I combined it with 5.) Da-da-da-dum! The final chapter of Total Chaos!



- - - - - - -
Total Chaos * Chapter Four
- - - - - - - - -

"I dun wanna wear widdle gwirly cwothes." Trowa promptly informed Heero.
"Wufei dun wanna weither." Wufei agreed.
Duo just burst into hysterics.
Heero sighed. Yes, they were girl clothes. Why? Because Quatre's sister was a girl. But he couldn't help that. These were the only clothes in the house Wufei and Trowa could most likely wear. "What if I told you… You could stay up an extra half-hour tonight if you wear them?"
Once again, Heero witnessed chibi eyes going extremely wide. "Yoo-wee mwean it?" Wufei asked. Heero nodded.
Duo tugged on Heero's shirtsleeve. "I wanna stway wup lwater twonight too, Hee-chan!" he said.
"Alright, alright." Heero waved Duo off, and held two outfits in front of Trowa and Wufei's faces. He had tried to find the least 'girly-like' clothes. "Look, this outfit isn't a girl's outfit. It's just a regular top and pants. And this is just shorts and a shirt. You can ignore the flower, ok?"
The two paint-clad chibis nodded.
Heero sighed in relief. "Good."

Quatre giggled insanely. For those of you out there, this was not a good sign. He had discovered crayons change shape, otherwise melt when in the dishwasher. He also discovered he could take the colored goop and fling it around the kitchen, watching it change items to "pwretty cwolors."

Heero scratched his head. The two chibis looked different in their new outfits, but at least the clothes fit. Duo tugged on his shirt once again. "When we gonna hwave our twreat, Hee-chan?" he asked innocently.
Heero rubbed his forehead. He was aware that there weren't really any sweets in the house. Then he remembered Quatre bought some brownie mix awhile back.
"We're going to bake brownies." Heero told him. Little did he know how a seemingly harmless baking session would turn out.
"YAY!" Wufei, Trowa, and Duo danced around the room. "Can Quatre come twoo?"
Quatre! Heero smacked his forehead. He completely forgot about him! "Come on." He said, gently pushing them out of the room. "We have to find Quatre."
He decided to start from the kitchen, where he had last seen the blonde. Nearing the doorway, he heard content humming. Thank goodness, he thought, until he saw the kitchen.
Melted crayon was spattered everywhere. An odd smell emitted from the dishwasher, where steam was pouring out of the cracks. And there was a new assortment of doodles on Quatre's expensive wallpaper.
"Grrr….." Heero smacked his forehead once again. Quatre was sitting in the middle of all this mess, playing with and shaping the gooey crayons like Play-Doe. This indeed, would be interesting.

Heero dumped the ingredients onto the counter. Quatre, Wufei, Trowa, and Duo were busy tying aprons onto themselves. Glancing into the fridge, Heero called, "Quatre, where'd you put the eggs?"
"In da' cwooker!"
"The what?"
"Cwooker! Ya know, da stweamy blwack thwingy."
"Steamy black thing…" Heero opened the dishwasher on a hunch. Inside was a mess of melted crayons, butter, now-spoiled tomatoes, browned celery, a cream cheese dish, a container of Tic-Tacs (Where'd those come from?), and the eggs. Surprisingly enough, the eggs were unharmed, save a bit of crayon goo on one. He sighed, deciding to leave the mess for later. Scraping it off, Heero pondered whether the eggs were safe to eat, and then decided on the 'what-the-hell-if-they-get-sick-it-ain't-my-fault' technique. Finding the rest of the needed ingredients, he preheated the oven and set to work. Heero pulled up four stools to the counter, setting a chibi on each.
"Let's see," he said, reading the back of the box. "Duo, here, pour this into the bowl." Heero clipped the package of powdery brownie mix and handed it to Duo. "Wufei, put this in there." He handed the Chinese one a teaspoon of vanilla, and then helped Quatre put the eggs in. Trowa did the fudge, and so on, until all the ingredients were in the bowl. Then they took turns stirring. Heero stepped back and smiled. Maybe 'kids' weren't so bad after all, if chibis counted as kids.
Then mixture had begun to get thick. Duo, who was now mixing, accidentally stirred a little too hard, causing the spoon to fly out of the batter, and sending bits of brownie mix on the walls, cabinets, ceiling, Quatre, and Wufei. (Ever done that? I have. -.-;) "Whoops." Duo said sheepishly.
"He-e-e-e-ey!!!" Wufei exclaimed. Before Heero could stop him, he dug a finger into the mix and flung it at Duo. The braided boy ducked, and the fudgy mix hit Trowa instead. Trowa took a moment to let that fact sink in, before he plunged both hands into the concoction and threw it back at Wufei. Some splattered on Quatre. (Forgive me if I sound a but cliché, but) All Hell broke loose in the next instant.
Forget that thought about kids not being so bad…
"Stop this!" Heero commanded, rushing forward. The chibis paid no attention to him, giggling hysterically and engrossed in their own battle. Pretty soon most of the kitchen had turned brown. Just then a ball of gunk flew right at Heero's face. There were four surprised gasps and the kitchen instantly quieted. Heero licked a bit off his upper lip, the chibis waiting for admonishment.
"Yum." He said.
They burst into more giggles. Heero wiped his face and smiled. You couldn't get mad at such cute faces.

Hours later, after more mess and chasing around the house, four chibis, dressed in pajamas way too big for them, and one (almost) sane adult were all crowded on Heero's bed.
"Rwead us dis onny, Hee-channy." Trowa stated, handing him a book.
Heero shrugged. The four had demanded a bedtime story, so he agreed, hoping they would calm down.
"Alright." Heero started to read the book. A calm silence, save Heero's soothing reading, came over the house. He hoped they were would be out by the time the story was over. This wish was not granted. As soon as Heero read "The End" Quatre was bounding up again.
"Now twell us a stwory, Heewo!" he suggested.
"Yeah, and ya gotta make it wup!" Duo ordered.
Heero sighed. He knew they would annoy him until he gave in, so he decided not to argue.
He bit his lip in thought for a moment. He wasn't one for making up stories. Still… "Ok," Heero agreed, and began the tale.

A long time ago, there were five princes. These five ruled over their different kingdoms, right next to each other. Although their beliefs varied, they were close friends. If anyone needed something, the others who be there for them.

Trowa giggled in realization of who the 'five princes' were.

So anyway, there was a big war. The five princes had to fight some other kingdoms who were trying to take over the world. You see, these five princes were the only ones who would stand up to the other evil kingdoms. So they had to fight, even though they didn't want to.

Heero heard soft snoring from Wufei. One down, three to go. He thought.

And even through the rough times, they still stayed together. They fought hard, and won the war. Soon they went back to their kingdoms, and were very happy.

Heero sighed. Quatre was drifting off slowly, but Duo and Trowa were still wide-awake.

…Uh……… Then one day, one of the princes got very sick. It was a rare disease, and they didn't have a cure for it back then. Everyone was afraid and sad, because the prince might die.

Heero watched in amusement as looks of horror crossed Duo and Trowa's faces.

Then five traveling princesses came along. One of the princesses knew how to treat the disease. She nursed the prince back to health. Then the five princesses fell in love with the five princes.

Suddenly, light breathing interrupted Heero. He shook his head in wonderment as how fast they could fall asleep.
"And they lived happily ever after." Heero finished softly. He rolled his eyes when he realized there were four chibis sleeping in HIS bed, and he would have to sleep somewhere else. Uncurling his arm from around Duo and Quatre and the other from Trowa and Wufei, Heero tucked them in and cut out the light. He walked to the door and began to exit, but instead turned around and glancing back at his bed. A gentle smile played on his face.
"So innocent when they're asleep." He murmured. Then he heard someone behind him. Turning around, Heero came to Relena.
"Aren't they cute?" she whispered. "Did you have fun?"
Heero shook his head, half in awe and half in aggravation. "I'm not sure. Turn them back." He muttered.
Relena sniffed. "Fine, fine, I'm going." She waved her hand. "They'll be back to normal in the morning." She told him in an irritated tone. "I hope you learned you lesson. I'll let myself out."
Heero shook his head once again. Then, a wicked idea popped into his head. Grinning impishly, Heero ducked into Quatre's room and grabbed the blonde's camera.

-* * *-

"We did THIS??!" Quatre asked, more in a stunned tone than an outraged one.
Heero scanned the newspaper. "Yep. You get to clean it up too. I've had enough fun to last me for the rest of my life. Oh, and you might need a new dishwasher."
Quatre glanced around at the nearly destroyed kitchen. "I don't believe this…"
"Ugh… My head… What happened?" groaned Duo, stumbling in the room and reaching for the coffee pot. There, he came in contact with a sticky substance. "Eew! What is this gunk?"
"Brownie mix, which I believe you hurled at Wufei and missed." Heero informed in as-a-matter-of-factly.
"What?!"
Wufei crossed his arms and glared at his toast. "Dressed by Yuy." He grumbled. "I feel as if I've lost all my dignity."
"Get over it Wufei, all I saw was your pink boxers." Heero said casually.
"YUY…"
"Oh, calm down, you two." Quatre scolded and shook his head. "I think I'm still in shock… I'm going to go see what other damages were done."
"Where's the Advil?" Trowa mumbled, coming into the kitchen much like Duo. "I've got a major headache…" It took him a few minutes to notice the new kitchen décor. "What the hell…"
Heero, again, explained what had happened the day before, shocking Trowa. He rubbed his forehead in amazement.
Suddenly, an ear-splitting scream echoed through the house, causing most to wince.
Heero never looked up from his cereal or newspaper. "I'd run, if I were you." He said nonchalantly, nodding to Wufei and Trowa.
"Why is that?" Wufei asked indignantly.
"You know that da Vinci painting Quatre just got? Well, you guys spilled paint all over it yesterday."
Wufei and Trowa exchanged glances, eyes widening in fear. They took off via the back door. Moments later, something like a stampede shook the mansion and Quatre appeared in the kitchen doorway. His face red with rage, eyes flaming, steam erupting from his nose and ears.
"WHERE… ARE… THEY?!!?!?!?!?!!!!" He roared.
Still not batting an eyelash, Heero gestured over his shoulder. Duo quickly stepped out of the way as Quatre rushed past, knocking the innocent back door off its hinges.
Duo sighed and smacked his forehead. "Hi-yi-yi-yi-yi…"
Heero chuckled. "That's nothing. I got pictures yesterday, you know." A few seconds later, he realized he had said the wrong thing.
"You WHAT?!?!?!"
So then moments later, you could see Duo chasing Heero on a course much like what Trowa, Wufei, and Quatre had just taken. Duo got the pictures from Heero, but forgot the Japanese pilot had negatives. Quatre made Trowa and Wufei pay for the painting, which they spent the rest of their life doing since it was worth a few million. And so, the normal setting is restored to the Winner mansion. Total Chaos.


*******************
(...The.End..Owari..Fin...)
************************************************************************************************
*
*
*
Since you have now read the whole story, you are tied through a non-existent contract to review the fic. Please REVIEW! (And if I get 15 or more reviews, who knows, maybe a sequel! If I can think one up...)

P.S.>> If you didn't understand what the chibis were saying at one point or another, I can't explain it all, but try saying it out loud. Wufei's "Yoo-wee" is "Yuy." Duo called Heero "Hee-chan", Trowa called him "Hee-channy", and Quatre just did plain "Heewo."

I'm also aware of the fact that the first three chapters were really short, and the last one really long, but I combined Chapters 4 & 5. *shrugs*