heero, its me, sally


DISCLAIMER: HELLO! MY NAME IS BINGO! I LIKE TO CLIMB ON THINGS! CAN I HAVE A BANANA? EEK EEK, OH YEAH
I DONT OWN NONE OF THESE LILY LIVERED, YELLA BELLIED ANIME CHARCTERS

note: my own version, after endless waltz...

duo: hahahah nice one wufei! you aplyed to mcdonalds?

wufei: so? you are weak! you weakling! you can not handle the superior work involved! weakling!

heero: hehe...duo is right, mcdonalds? ahaha...your stupid wufei!

wufei: oh? and where are you working mr. smarty pants?

heero: ummm....uh....hn....

wufei: huh? what was that heero? i cant hear you!

duo: hehe...come on heero! just tell him where were working...

wufei: yeah, tell me

heero manages to mutter petsmart

wufei: ahahahahha petsmart? a job for a weakling like you! ahahahahha

heero starts to breathe heavily and grows bulkier...glaring at wufei

duo: oh no, youve done it now

wufei: heero? you know i was...umm...only joking right?

heero goes bersek and attacks wufei, turning into a bloody pulp

3 HOURS LATER after they managed to get wufei to the e.r. and calm down heero

relena: i dont know sally...he has been going berserk at the littlest things lately, i
think its from the war....

sally po: well keep him contained untill i can get there....

relena: ok, ill try

relena hangs up the phone

relena: ok guys, lock him up in the spare bedroom

duo: yeesh! im not getting near him

trowa: i will correct the mistakes brought on by your weakness

trowa knocks heero out and drags him to the spare bedroom, locking all escapes and tying him to a chair

A WHILE LATER

quatre: hey guys! sally is gonna be here in a few minutes!

trowa: okay...

duo: yay!!!!

relena: oh..that will be good, now she can help my heero

sally walks in the room, following relenas old butler dude

sally po: hey you guys! how ya been?

all: hey sally!, were fine, how you been?

sally po: im ok, show me to heero

she follows relena to the spare bedroom

sally come back out in a few minutes and talks hushedly with relena

saly po: it will take all night, but i can definantly cure him, well need peace,
can uou guys go stay at quatres estate tonight?

relena: yeah, we can do that

sally waves everyone off

she walks back up to heero in the spare bedroom, closing the door behind her

heero: what is this all about?

sally po: your mine heero!

she pulls off his gun, setting it on the table next to hers

heero: WHATS THIS ALL ABOUT SALLY?

she pulls out a knife and cuts the ropes off of him

heero shakes him body, trying to get the feeling back into it

sally watches him intently

sally po: come on heero, you know what i mean, were all alone, in a bedroom

heero eyes her suspiciously

she pushes him on his back, ontop of the bed

heero: sally?

sally: shhh...heero, we were meant to be

heero trys to get up but she lays on top of him

sally po: dont resist me heero

heero: sally.....

she stradles him

she leans down and kisses him passionatly

heero kisses back, not yet quite realizing what was happening

she slowly takes off his shirt, throwing it aside

sally: you think you can handle this big boy?

heero: oh yeah, im ready

she leans down and kisses his neck

heero moans slightly

sh slips her hands down the front of his pants and...well you know...

heero: oh.....

heeros eyesbulge

sally po: hehe...oh yeah, your ready

heero blushes

he takes off her shirt and then stops abruptly

sally po: what is it?

heero gets up and closes the window

heero: nasty perverted readers..trying to watch us...

MORNING you know what happened last night

relena: so howd it go? no more anger?

heero walks up and rests his hand on sallys rump

relena: heero?

heero: oh...um..i dont like you anymore...

relena: what did you do to him? you brain washed him

sally po: i gave hm what you couldnt..he needs a woman, not a girl, like you

relena: i never!!!!

duo: hey! heero! nice hand rest!

heero glares at duo

trowa: i wanna ride! miss sally? when is it my turn

heero: back off trowa

quatre: guys! dont fight

trowa and heero: shut up quatre!

heero pulls a gun and points it at trowas head

trowa slumps to the ground as a silenced shot is slightly heard confusing

sally po: very good heero...eliminate all opposers

relena: no! trowa! sounds kinda like trojan...TROJAN MAN

heero shoots relena and quatre

sally po and heero walk off to the bedroom together...

heero: OH G_D SALLY!!!

sally: OH G_D HEERO!!!

fin


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