AUTHOR: Astre-chan....o.o;;;
DISCLAIMER: YOU KNOW THE DRILL.
Warnings:
1.Not as funny as it could be
2. Shounen-ai sort of
3.Possible sequel(Relena Bash)
We see a young,American,braided boy sitting on the edge of a diving board.He shields his large,violet eyes from the glare of the sun with his arm,and focuses on the patterns it makes on the pool floor below.He smiles as he hears the shrill giggle of a certain sea mammal that is frolicing in the water.Duo has given up protecting people,and fufilled his life long dream:
To become a dolphin trainer.
"EeeeeeEEEEeee!" shrieked a dolphin,bobbing up and down.
"Oooooh.I see,ya wanna eat,huh?" Duo grinned.The dolphin shrieked again.
"Okaaaayyy..." he reached behind him and grabbed a bucket of fish.The dolphin splashed around.
"Okay,so,if you wanna eat that bad,you'll have to jump for it!" The dolphin was willing to do so,and risk his dignity. The boy held out the silver,shiny fish.As he caught sight of it,the grey sea mammal leaped into the air,JUST as Duo pulled the fish away.
He cracked up.The dolphin was not laughing.He was robbed of his dignity;dishonour was brought upon him!Duo held out the fish again.The dolphin could not resist.He leaped once more,only to have the fish pulled away a second time.
He scowled a dolphin scowl (which looks like a big,happy smile,by the way) and started to swim off (and maybe try to hump the new figure that was wading into the pool),but Duo called out again. "Hey!C'mon!I'm serious this time!"
The dolphin could not take this.He felt like he was being manipulated,patronized,toyed with.When Duo held out the fish for the third time,the dolphin jumped as high as it could,took the braid in his mouth,and dragged the former Gundam pilot into the pool.
Duo kicked and yelled.Never has this happened before!He sputtered one of his favourite quotes he picked up as he was pulled under: "INJUSTICE!". The figure at the other end of the pool looked towards the braided baka with wide eyes. "Duo?Do you need some help?"
Duo could not answer back(rather cleverly,I might add) with "NO.I DON'T NEED HELP.",because the underwater/2 centimeters above water battle raged on.The person decided to run off and get his koi.He came back with his tall boyfriend,who was wearing sunglasses and a towel around his waist.
"Quatre...I was in the middle of a tan..." he said,waving his long hands in front of his pale stomach.
"Yeah,but,Trow-wa!See!He needs help!" the blonde boy pleaded.
Trowa sighed and climbed down into the pool.He pulled Duo,who was now only a few feet away from Quatre,out of the shallow water.Duo was layed on his back upon the sun-heated cement of the ground.The dolphin swam off,cackling maniacally.
"Maybe we should give him CPR..." Trowa suggested,getting several pleasant images in his head.
"But Trow-waaa...his eyes are open!He's breathing!"
"...That's alright.." Trowa prepared to crouch over the American bishounen,shoulders foward,neck bent.
"Anyway,Duo," Quatre started,pulling Trowa close to his side and looming over the gasping figure,"what did you do to get the dolphin to attack you like that?"
Duo waved him off and stood up,shivering.He grabbed the pink fluffy towel Quatre had set out for himself and wrapped it around him.Then he gave the signal to the remaing ex-pilots and they walked off to get some strawberry Fruit Coolattas and drool over the other dolphin trainers.
~Owari~
I know,not funny enough.
THAT'S OKAY,THOUGH.
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BECAUSE I SAID SO.
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