The Love Bug- Part 1
(look~ chichi got a title~)
Legal stuffs: Nope, Heero's not mine Duo's not mine and the love bugs definitely not mine~ Just using them so don't sue~
Warnings: Just lame humor~ Don't worry nothing really~ And a little confusion?... ahh... well... U tell me. *no flames please~*
Heero and Duo have just met online. They have never met before. A tale of their first meeting.
Shinigami02: Hi!
Wing01: Who are you?
Shinigami02: My names Duo Maxfield. What's up?
Wing01: I'm busy
Shinigami02: With what? Maybe I can help you!
Wing01: I'm hacking into Oz's secret base.
Shinigami02: Ohhh I got caught last time
Shinigami02: But I managed to get away before they found out who I was.
Wing01: I'm not going to get caught.
Shinigami02: Are you sure?
Wing01: Yes.
Shinigami02: You sound pretty sure of yourself. Who are you?
(Waits a while but no response comes)
Shinigami02: I want to know who you are!
Wing01: You sound like Relena.
Wing01: Omae o Korusu.
Shinigami02: Relena? Ew
Shinigami02: How are you going to kill death?
(waits and waits)
Shinigami02: Did you get caught yet?
Wing01: Omae o korusu
Shinigami02: I told you! They updated the system so it's harder to get into.
Wing01: Omae o korusu
Shinigami02: Are you stalking me? If you are you never tell the person you are stalking you are going to kill him.
Shinigami02: That would scare him off.
Wing01: Then how come you haven't gone away yet?
Shinigami02: Good question Because I feel like annoying you!
Wing01: Omae o korusu
Shinigami02: I'm going to have to alert the AOL about your threats.
Wing01: Then I'm going to have to send you a virus.
Shinigami02: What?
Computer voice *You Got Mail*
Wing01: Read your mail.
Shinigami02: Okay!
Wing01: I've got to go.
Shinigami02: Okay. Bye!
Duo proceeded to look in his mailbox. It said:
From: Wing 01 Subject: The love bug (for those of you who aren't current or maybe this is just an old ficcie now~ this is a type of virus)
"Jeez, something's wrong with that guy. First he's threatening to kill me and then he sends me a love letter *email same thing* what a strange person," Duo said to himself double clicking on the email to open it.
(I don't know what the actual email with the love bug looks like so I made it up)
Shinigami02!
You have been hit with the love bug! The person who sent this to you loves you. Download the file to see who it is! The love bug
Duo clicked on the email and ½ a minute later the file was downloaded. Suddenly the screen froze. "Damn this computer," Duo said. "Now I won't be able to see who it is!"
The screen went blank and a low monotone said: Omae o korusu Omae o korusu Omae o korusu Omae o korusu Omae o korusu Omae o korusu etc.
"Is this the new way to say I love you? By threatening to kill the person? HILDE!" Duo called. "Since when did Omae o korusu mean I love you?!?!"
"It never did!" Hilde said arriving behind Duo. "Baka, That's a virus."
C&C? Any comments? Flames? well flames will be read but have minimal effect on this writter~ Do tell me!~
Chichi~
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Protector of Heero's one true love
Healer of Heero's wounds
Owner of the bathhouse in the Shinigami Temple
Proud member of the SACBHY
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