Harry is the "hero"
Voldemort is his main fear-o
I don't like him
I wish someone will bite him
'Cause he is such a queer-o.
Then comes Hermione the bookworm
She sleeps in the Gryffindor girls' dorm
She is friends with Harry
But he's pretty scary
And she is the top of the form.
Ron is Harry's little sidekick
His name is weird, he should change it to Mick
He's poor but he's funny
Like a little bunny
Sometimes times he wants to give Hermione a kick.
Then there is Lily and James
They were Harry's parents but they were killed near the river Thames
In school James would make trouble
Lily'd clean it up on the double
But by Voldemort they were maimed.
Voldemort is the evil guy
Like a big cloudy sky
He has a whole band of Death Eaters
They need Odor-Eaters
And so does Voldemort me oh my.
Draco Malfoy is my man
He is the guy most misunderstand
Though he is kind of evil
He didn't sell his soul to the Devil
He's much cooler than anyone named Dan.
Dumbledore is really cool
He is the headmaster of Hogwarts School
Even Voldemort's afraid of him
Cause he's more powerful than any men or women
And he likes to have fun, as a rule.
These are the characters of Harry Potter
They are cool except Harry, to who I say, "Grr."
They aren't old sods
But don't treat them like gods
Or give them gold, frankinsence, or myyhr.