The Love Bug- part 2
Hiya minna-san~ The next part in my totally confusing fic~ Its SUPPOSED to be humor, not saying it is~ no yaoi at all *hears groans*
Legal stuffs: Heero and Duo and the love bug aren't mine~ And chichi's having a shortage of $$ too.
Warnings: A bit confusing? In case this fic is a bit old... there was a virus called the "Love Bug"... ^^ Enjoy!
"Ahh finally," Duo said. After taking 3 months to get rid of the virus he got online. Oh Wing01 is online!
Shinigami02: Hi!
Wing01: I thought I sent you a virus.
Shinigami02: Well I got rid of it!
Wing01: That's a pretty good accomplishment. It usually takes people 5-6 months.
Shinigami02: So how did the hacking thing go?
Wing01: Why do you want to know?
Shinigami02: Why do you want to know why I want to know?
Wing01: Hold on. Gotta run
Shinigami02: Huh? Okay
~Wing01 logs off~
OmaeOKorusu: This is my new Sn.
Shinigami02: What's it for?
OmaeOKorusu: For saving my time.
Shinigami02: Huh?
OmaeOKorusu: So I don't have to type omae o korusu to threaten you.
Shinigami02: Ha! You just typed Omae o Korusu!
OmaeOKorusu: (types space so the IM is blank so he is really just saying I will kill you *please get my fic please get my fic*)
OmaeOKorusu:
OmaeOKorusu:
OmaeOKorusu:
OmaeOKorusu:
OmaeOKorusu:
Shinigami02: Stop!
OmaeOKorusu:
OmaeOKorusu:
OmaeOKorusu:
OmaeOKorusu:
OmaeOKorusu:
Shinigami02: I get it already! You're going to kill me! Okay!
OmaeOKorusu: Good.
Shinigami02: Who are you anyway?
OmaeOKorusu: Damn she found me again!
Shinigami02: Who?
Message pops up: OmaeOKorusu is not online
SelfDestruct: If ILuvUHeero IM's you DON'T respond.
Shinigami02: Why not?
SelfDestruct: Because she is annoying!
Shinigami02: Who is she?
SelfDestruct: How does she keep finding me? Damn!
Shinigami02: What?
Message pops up: SelfDestruct is not online.
IHateURelena: I hope this SN does it.
Shinigami02: So it's Relena?
IHateURelena: Yes
Shinigami02: And your Heero?
IHateURelena: Yes.
Shinigami02: Oh. I thought Relena announced to the world that you and her are engaged.
IHateURelena: She did?
IHateURelena: Damn
Shinigami02: She found you again?
IHateURelena: Yes.
IHateURelena: I'm going to send her a virus.
*Zooms over to Relena's house I mean mansion*
Computer voice: *You got mail*
Opening the mailbox Relena found this:
From: IHateURelena Subject: The love bug
The message reads:
ILuvUHeero!
You have been hit with the love bug! The person who sent this to you loves you. Download the file to see who it is! The love bug
ILuvUHeero: Oh Heero! I knew you loved me!
IHateURelena: Download it! Hurry!
ILuvUHeero: I don't need a picture of you Heero. I already have 1000's of them!
IHateURelena: This is an even better one!
ILuvUHeero: Oh, I don't need to waste my time downloading a picture of you!
One of Relena's many detectives' walks in and whispers in her ear. Relena jumps with joy.
ILuvUHeero: Heero, I'll just come over to you house! My detective just found out where you are!
ILuvUHeero logs off
*Zooms back to Duo's house*
IHateURelena: Damn, it didn't work!
Shinigami02: How so?
IHateURelena: She wouldn't download it.
Shinigami02: Jeez that girls smart.
IHateURelena: No. She decided to come over to my house instead.
Shinigami02: LOL!
IHateURelena: Hold on. I've got to assemble the explosives.
IHateURelena: She's here already. Damn, not enough time.
Shinigami02: Wow that's fast.
IHateURelena: I've found my self-detonation button. Good bye.
*BIG BOOM heard from across the street*
Duo got up to look outside. There was Relena standing at what was the door to the house across the street. An injured Heero rolls out from the rubbish. I didn't know he lived right across the street from me, Duo thought.
"Heero, why'd you do that?" Relena screamed.
"No not enough explosives" Heero muttered.
"Heero, you have got to stop doing these things. People are going to start thinking you're crazy!"
Wow he's sorta cute, Duo thought, maybe I should save him Running outside Duo said, "You can come and stay in my house if you want."
Heero looked at Duo gratefully, even though he was a total stranger *remember they never met before* , and accepted. Helping Heero into the house they heard Relena shout, "Heero! I'll come back as soon as possible!"
Part 3 is on the way ^.~ So tell me how did you like this part of the fic???
Chichi~
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Protector of Heero's one true love
Healer of Heero's wounds
Owner of the bathhouse in the Shinigami Temple
Proud member of the SACBHY
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