The Love Bug- Part 3
Hello~ Well I'm sorta losing the plot *I never really had one in the first place* Well anyway this is just another one of those crazy fics that authors like me make up~ so just read along~
Legal stuffs: Ahem~ *clears throat* I don't own Heero and Duo or the Love Bug~ I wasn't their creators and I got no $$. Okay~
Warnings: I went a little crazy *look what happens when chichi gets bored and decides to write humor~* Don't read if u like Relena ok?~ You've been properly warned~
Heero woke up to a staring Duo. "Omae o Korusu..."
You just woke up and you want to kill me?" Duo said incredulously. "You know not everyone's crazy like you and understands Omae o Korusu as a multipurpose phrase."
Heero sighs. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. He seems like Relena, always chattering... Nothings as bad as Relena, Heero reminded himself. "Is Relena here?"
"No but you know how many times she's called? She must run up a LONG phone bill." Phone rings. "Yup, that's her." Duo gets up and picks up the phone. "Hi Relena."
"How did you know it was me?" Whined a voice from the other side.
Duo yawns. "I don't know. You've only been calling every other minute for the past few hours."
"I'm just trying to make sure you don't do anything to Heero. He's mine you know."
"Look if you want to talk to Heero..." Duo's weary voice was cut off by violent shaking from Heero. "You can't because he's not up yet."
A look of immense relief came from Heero. "Well when he wakes up call me? My 800 number is 1-800-Queen RP. Okay?"
"Sure, I'll call u when he wakes up. If you don't call first..." Hanging up on Relena, Duo turned to Heero. "Why don't you want to talk to her?"
"You tell me."
"Because she's an annoying brat who has nothing better to do but chase after guys who are psycho and so obviously hate her that they blow themselves up?"
"Yeah, I think you got it."
Phone Rings~
"Ahh Hold on Heero" Picks up phone. "WHAT IS IT?!"
"What's your problem? I just wanted to know if Heero woke up yet."
"No he didn't! Now PLEASE stop calling!" Duo hung up on Relena. "I wish we could block certain people like you can on AOL."
"What? You can block people?" Heero was genuinely surprised.
"You didn't know?" Duo started laughing crazily. "So you go hacking into OZ bases but don't know how to block people on AOL?"
Heero's eyes narrowed. "Omae o korusu."
Duo sighed. Great! Back to this again. While Heero decided to keep threatening Duo, the phone rang again.
"Does this girl ever stop?" Duo said.
"No."
"This means taking extreme measures. HILDE!" Duo shouted.
"Yeah Duo? Oh hi Heero. Glad you up!" Hilde said popping into the room.
"Omae o korusu," Heero said.
"Hilde looked at Duo puzzledly. "Don't worry, he's always like this," Duo reassured.
"Why don't you answer the phone?" Hilde said, reaching for it *it was still ringing*
"NO!" Heero and Duo shouted. "Hilde we need to get an answering machine Quickly."
*Answering machine pops into room due to severe lack of imagination from the author~*
"Here ya go Duo!" Hilde said giving Duo the answering machine. Heero just watched the machine in amazement. It appears that Heero has never seen one.
After picking up the still ringing phone and then hanging it up, Duo and Hilde quickly set up the answering machine.
"There we go. Thanks for the help Hilde!"
"Sure thing Duo! Bye Heero!" Hilde said.
"Omae o korusu."
Hilde looked at Duo with the "You find weird people on the streets" look, and left the room.
"See Heero? The phone call blocker. Now I don't have to talk to her at all." Duo marvels at his cleverness. *Don't ask why they didn't just get caller ID because this fic writer is trying to make this funny*
Duo proceeds to set up the answering machine ~ putting the greeting message on. "No we aren't home so STOP calling. Heero's not up yet. The beep'll come soon which signals the end of this message and you should HANG up and NOT call again."
*We'll have to see the out come of the answering machine In part 4 since this fic writer needs her sleep~*
Chichi~
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Protector of Heero's one true love
Healer of Heero's wounds
Owner of the bathhouse in the Shinigami Temple
Proud member of the SACBHY
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