Ranma and Akane were the first couple I thought of when I heard this song, so I wrote a songfic about it. This is my first fanfic that I've uploaded so please R&R. I don't own Ranma ½ or One Week so don't sue me. Cause all I got is some gum…And it's MY Gum!!!
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Its been one week since you
looked at me
Cocked your head to the side
and said I'm angry
Five days since you laughed at me saying
Get that together come back and see me
Three days since the living room,
I realized its all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry
"It's been one week since you looked at me…"
"Did you say something Ranma?" Kasumi asked me.
"No nothing." I replied.
"This has got to stop Ranma!" Mr. Tendo said trying to take charge. "You can't keep fighting with Akane for a whole week!" My old man appeared behind him with a sign that said, "That's right!"
I just ignored them and thought back to how the fight started…
(Flashback)
"You are so un-cute!"
Akane hit me over the head with
her mallet, "Ranma you idiot!"
"What did I do?"
She cocked her head to the side, "I'm angry." She said matter-of-factly. She turned and walked away from me.
"Fine!" I shouted after her, " I don't care if you're 'angry'!!"
(End Flashback)
"I guess it is all my fault, but how am I suppose to tell her that…" I thought.
Hold
it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish,
Although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
Cause its never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leann Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempferts got the mad hits
You try to match wits
You try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin, achin shake
I like vanilla, Its the finest of the flavors
Gotta see the show,
Cause then you'll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause its so dangerous,
You'll have to sign a waiver
"Alright! Kasumi made sushi!" Nebiki said happily. I liked sushi too, but I wasn't as happy. I couldn't stand to eat with Akane while we were fighting like this… And my stupid old man stole all my sushi.
I stood up and started to walk away. "Oh Ranma! Where are you going?" Kasumi asked.
"I'm going to get a vanilla milkshake. I wonder if Ukyo sells any…. OUCH!!" A teakettle hit me in the back of my head. I rubbed the lump that formed where I was hit, "What did you do that for!?" I shouted at Akane.
"How do you know it was me!?"
"Do you see any other tom boys around here?"
"RANMA NO BAKA!!!!!"
She was about to hit me with something large and painful, so I made a break for it while she stomped off in the other direction.
How can I help it if I think you're funny when
you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt
I was
training in the back when Akane stopped by. She took one look at me and then
started to leave. I laughed and she came right back.
"What's so
funny?" She asked.
"How can I
help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?" I tried not to smile because
deep down inside, I really did feel bad. Not that I was about to let her know
that.
It was
looking as if Akane was about hit me with some random large object once again,
when she simply left. I ran after her, "Akane! … Ouch!" She tuned around to
hurl a statue at me. Ah, so she hadn't forgotten the large object after all.
"Ranma you
idiot!" She said as she walked away.
If I'm the
idiot, then why was I the one who had a large cement statue on my head? … …Okay
never mind.
"Stupid
Akane…" I thought as I got up. Kasumi came over to me, with motherly advice as
usual.
"Ranma, you
should make up with Akane."
"Why would
I do that?"
"It's
obvious you love her. You wear your heart on your sleeve."
I blinked,
"But I'm not even wearing a shirt…"
Its been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said you're crazy
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
I thought about what Kasumi said. Was it really that easy to
tell my feelings? I thought back to about a week ago…
(Another
Flashback)
"Your Crazy!" Akane shouted at me,
"Your insane, you're an idiot!" She threw her arms up in the air.
"Yeah right, you just don't have
faith in me. Un-cute tomboy…uff!" I mumbled as she tackled me to the
ground.
"Ranma you idiot!" She shouted as we
hit and slid across the ground. I couldn't understand it, why was she so mad?
(End Another Flashback)
I realized
I still had the rug burn on both my knees. "Un-cute tomboy…"
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized its not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry
I wondered
what I was going to do. All my time went into thinking about Akane. What a
waste of brainpower. I couldn't get any training done at all so I had to think
it all out.
"You know…She
probably has already realized it's not my fault by now. I mean, after all, I
didn't start this whole thing…." I thought, but I knew that somehow, that
didn't sound right, even though I would never admit it. "Not a moment too
soon," I continued. "And now I just sit back and wait till she says she's
sorry."
Chickity
China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
Were dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Mans in this one
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting Frantic
Like Sting I'm Tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
Like Kurosawa I make mad films
Okay I don't make films
But if I did they'd have a samurai
Gonna get a set of better clubs
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing
"Niho
Ranma!" Shampoo busted through the wall like it was no big deal.
"I didn't
feel like cooking today so I ordered Chinese. I hope that's okay with
everyone." Kasumi said with a bright smile on her face. She turned with concern
to Shampoo. "Shampoo-chan maybe we should teach you how to use a door…"
Later that
night, Akane was watching X-files with all the lights off. Dummy, she's a
scaredy cat anyway so why would she turn off all the lights? Dummy... When that
was over, Akane left and I stole the TV and started channel surf to see what
was on. An old samurai film I'd already seen, golf and Sailor Moon. I was about
to change the channel when they decided to henshin. (AN: Henshin means transform)
I was
staring at it and might have gotten a little bit of a nosebleed, when Akane
came up from behind me. "So…is this what
you do with your free time?"
I jumped
into fighting position. "Wanna fight?"
She just
sighed and left.
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Cant understand what I mean?
You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt
Its
been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said I'm sorry
Five days since I laughed at you and said
You just did just what I thought you were gonna do
Three days since the living room
We realized were both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say were sorry
It'll still be two days till we say were sorry
It'll still be two days till we say were sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie
Akane
approached me with a sad look on her face. She wasn't angry with me for once.
It was a nice change. She looked very cute, not that I would ever let her know
that. She dropped her hands at her sides and said, "I'm sorry."
What I
should have said was, "I'm sorry too," or something like that. But that wasn't
what I said. What I did say was this: "You just did what I thought you were
gonna do."
Her cute expression changed back to the angry one I was use
to. "What that's suppose to mean!? I was trying to apologies you jerk!" She
walked away again.
We realized
we were both to blame, but what could we do? Our stubbornness and pride kept us
fighting.
Cause it'll
still be two days till we say were sorry.
It'll still
be two days till we say were sorry…
The End!
Okay that's it! I hope Akane doesn't seem too mean or
anything, but it's Ranma's POV so you don't understand everything she's
thinking. If you liked it, review. If you hated it, review; just tell me what
you thought of it!