The love bug~ Part 4~
This part may get confusing~ just play along and pretend you get it~
Legal stuff: I don't own any of the characters in this fic and its useless suing a lowly student~
Warnings: Do not read if you like Relena!!!~ You have been warned so flames on this will be read, laughed at, and perhaps posted for everyone's entertainment *no I'm not that mean but you get the basic idea~*
Duo finished recording the answering machines initial message. He set it to one ring only. Immediately someone *and we all know who that is* called.
Duo's voice played "No we aren't home so STOP calling. Heero's NOT up yet. The beep'll come soon which signals the end of this message and you should HANG up and NOT call again."
Message 1: HEERO! When are you going to wake up? And what did you think you were doing before, hanging up on me like that? Call me back!
Message 2: Heero, talk to me! I already scheduled a wedding date! You better be there!
Message 3: Answer the phone already! I know you're there! Heero I'm waiting for you to kill me!
Message 4: Heero *sniffles* Answer me. Please Heero.
Message 5: Damn it! I'm the queen of the world Heero you better pick up now or I'm gonna com- *beep*
"I guess it ran out of tape already" Duo sighed. And I thought saving a guy this guy was going to be easy "Is she always like that?" Duo asked Heero.
Heero gave no response but just stared at the phone with contempt. "Omae o korusu" Heero said threatening the phone.
Throwing up his hands Duo said, "No wonder she likes you Heero! You are just as psycho as she is!"
Heero's glare intensified as it moved itself to Duo. "Omae o korusu."
2 maniacs at a time Duo contemplated. Shouldn't be too much for Shinigami! "Okay, since she obviously didn't get that message Do you want to make one Heero?"
"Omae o korusu."
"I'll take that is a yes" Handing over the machine to Heero, Duo said, "Don't break it, we need it."
Starting to record the greeting message Heero said, "Omae o korusu Relena. Omae o korusu."
Setting it back up they waited but not for long.
RING~ "Omae o korusu Relena. Omae o korusu." Heero's voice played.
Message 1: yay you're up Heero! ::Glomps her telephone:: I love you too Heero
Message 2: I love you I love you I love you!
Message 3: Oh Heero your voice is so nice ::purrs:
While Relena left more messages Heero continued to glare at the phone. Getting up with much effort Heero walked over to the answering machine. "Mission accepted," Heero muttered.
"Heero what are you doing? You should go back to bed!"
Ignoring Duo, Heero's attention refocused on his self imposed mission. "Omae o korusu," Heero growled and proceeded to attack the machine and dismantle it, just as Relena left her 13th message
"Heero, I'm coming over!"
Soooo~ C&C! *falls over* So this is the millionth time I've asked for some~ *Whines* Soooo?~
Chichi~
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Protector of Heero's one true love
Healer of Heero's wounds
Owner of the bathhouse in the Shinigami Temple
Proud member of the SACBHY
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