The Love Bug~ Part 5
The end is near!~ It has come!~ And you can be relieved of my bad humor and lame jokes and get on with your life and actually read a good fic!~ *laughs at her sarcasticness then realizes everyone is agreeing*
Legal stuffs: Heero and Duo don't belong to me~ the belong to each other~ GW is not mine and I don't have enough money anyway~
Warnings: Relena bashing in this fic! You have been warned!~
Ding-Dong!
Wounds and all forgotten *most of which had been healed by Chichi!~* Heero got up and pulled out a self-detonation device.
"Sayonara." Heero said as a farewell.
"No Heero! Not again!" Duo cried just as Heero pressed it.
Duo froze waiting for the explosion. Silence ensued, but was interrupted by Hilde's noise downstairs, opening the door and letting Relena in. When no explosion came, Duo got confused.
"Damn, wrong button." Heero said. Producing 10 more self-detonation buttons, Heero pressed them all muttering, "It's got to be one of these. One of them!"
Huge explosions rocked the world around Duo's house, but none touched it. Heero's expression became more horrendous as he realized that none of his buttons worked. "I thought I set up one at this house!"
"You mean this think I unconnected?" Hilde said popping into the room, holding a small device. "I found it under the table over there."
Duo's eyes widened. "I didn't volunteer my house to be blown up!"
"Heero!" Relena screamed coming in beside Hilde. "Oh, baby, I missed you!"
A look of horror went across Heero's face. General confusion ensued with Relena chasing Heero, Duo yelling at Heero, Heero hiding behind Hilde, while grabbing for the explosives and Hilde avoiding Heero. The room soon became a mass of mayhem.
Giving up grabbing for the explosives, Heero decided he had enough. Jumping out of the window Heero landed in the bushes. *So its not a tall building, but it's the best I could do~* "Heero!" Relena screamed after him. Heero jumped up and ran away. *for wing zero?*
Relena rushed down the stairs into her pink limo. "Drive after that boy!"
Duo and Hilde stared after Heero and Relena, one running away with the other chasing after him.
It looks like a game of cat and mouse, Duo thought. "Duo do me a favor," Hilde asked. "Never bring home anymore people you meet on the Internet okay?"
"Sure thing Hilde," Duo eagerly agreed. Well I'm glad that's over, Duo thought. Various explosions could be heard from around the world as the game of cat and mouse continued.
Owari~
C&C is wanted, needed, and earnestly begged for! *Goes off chanting* C&C C&C C&C C&C C&C C&C C&C!
Chichi~
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Protector of Heero's one true love
Healer of Heero's wounds
Owner of the bathhouse in the Shinigami Temple
Proud member of the SACBHY
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