[Jade, Nancy, and Celie were having their weekly Super-Duper Pokemon Sleep Over Party.]
Jade: Oh, you guys! You will NEVER guess what Heather Maul told me last night.
Celie: Omigod, what, Jade?
Jade: She said that Pokemon... [she takes a deep breath]
Nancy: It's ok, Jade. Just let it out.
Jade: She told me... Pokemon... they, you know...
Celie: They what?
Jade: They- SUCK!
Celie and Nancy: Oh wow... oh my God. Oh shiznitch! etc.
Jade: I know. It was unbelievable. I thought she was my friend!
Celie: So, what did you do?
Jade: What else COULD I do? I snapped her neck.
Nancy: Serves her right.
Jades Mom, Sue: Ok, girlish figures! Time for beddy-bye!
Jade: But MOOOOOOM...
Sue: DON'T argue with me, or else you won't get your Holographic Charizard back!
Jade: Ugh! Mom!
Sue: Nighty-night! [leaves]
Nancy: What a beast.
Celie: a TOTAL beast. Why did she take your holographic Charizard away?
Oh, [sarcastic voice] I killed Heather... Psh!
Nancy: Geez, she's strict- but get this. My parents took my AOL and Phone away for calling some guy in Washington. Go figure!
Jade: Omigod! That was, like, SO totally out of line of them!
Nancy: Oh, like, tell me about it!
Celie: Well, Pokegirls, I think we better get to bed.
Jade: Frick that. Let's run away.
Nancy: Oh, all right.
[Scene: Nancy, Jade, and Celie are standing on a bus corner in their night attire]
Nun: Oh, may God bless your souls [she rolls her eyes]
Celie: What's her deal?
Man: Hey you three... how much you charge?
Nancy: Isn't a ride a dollar?
Celie: [nudges Nancy in the side] Nancy.. I DON'T think he's a bus driver.
Jade: Um, your nun friend went that way, I believe, Mr. Priest.
Man: [grabs his crotch and yanks it] Oh I've got a nun for you right here!
Nancy: But that's impossible! That one had to be at least 5 feet tall!
Man: Well, then... I've got something for you that's at least 5 inches tall!
Nancy: I don't think nuns can be 5 inches tall, sir.
Celie: [whacks Nancy on the head] Will you shut your mouth? Look! Here comes the bus!
Jade: Come on, Pokegirls!
Jade: Oh, you guys! You will NEVER guess what Heather Maul told me last night.
Celie: Omigod, what, Jade?
Jade: She said that Pokemon... [she takes a deep breath]
Nancy: It's ok, Jade. Just let it out.
Jade: She told me... Pokemon... they, you know...
Celie: They what?
Jade: They- SUCK!
Celie and Nancy: Oh wow... oh my God. Oh shiznitch! etc.
Jade: I know. It was unbelievable. I thought she was my friend!
Celie: So, what did you do?
Jade: What else COULD I do? I snapped her neck.
Nancy: Serves her right.
Jades Mom, Sue: Ok, girlish figures! Time for beddy-bye!
Jade: But MOOOOOOM...
Sue: DON'T argue with me, or else you won't get your Holographic Charizard back!
Jade: Ugh! Mom!
Sue: Nighty-night! [leaves]
Nancy: What a beast.
Celie: a TOTAL beast. Why did she take your holographic Charizard away?
Oh, [sarcastic voice] I killed Heather... Psh!
Nancy: Geez, she's strict- but get this. My parents took my AOL and Phone away for calling some guy in Washington. Go figure!
Jade: Omigod! That was, like, SO totally out of line of them!
Nancy: Oh, like, tell me about it!
Celie: Well, Pokegirls, I think we better get to bed.
Jade: Frick that. Let's run away.
Nancy: Oh, all right.
[Scene: Nancy, Jade, and Celie are standing on a bus corner in their night attire]
Nun: Oh, may God bless your souls [she rolls her eyes]
Celie: What's her deal?
Man: Hey you three... how much you charge?
Nancy: Isn't a ride a dollar?
Celie: [nudges Nancy in the side] Nancy.. I DON'T think he's a bus driver.
Jade: Um, your nun friend went that way, I believe, Mr. Priest.
Man: [grabs his crotch and yanks it] Oh I've got a nun for you right here!
Nancy: But that's impossible! That one had to be at least 5 feet tall!
Man: Well, then... I've got something for you that's at least 5 inches tall!
Nancy: I don't think nuns can be 5 inches tall, sir.
Celie: [whacks Nancy on the head] Will you shut your mouth? Look! Here comes the bus!
Jade: Come on, Pokegirls!