[after a long bus drive, with uncalculated hours seeing that they all slept like fat lazy whores the whole way, they arrive to some place]
Nancy: Hey, Pokegirls! Let's get off here!
Jade: Wuh? [wipes the spit that her face seems to be covered in]
Celie: Uhh! I don't want to get off here!
Jade: Nancy! Why are you wearing a clear thong?
Celie: And why is it full of blood and a mushy maxi pad?
Nancy: It's all in good fun, girls. You'll learn someday.
Bus Driver: Please get off the bus now... you're dripping blood and uterus lining all over the floor of the bus. [They get off the bus]
Jade: Ha ha! We all got out of paying, and it's all because of Nancy's bloody crotch!
Nancy: Actually, during the night I took all of our money and put it in the bus box. I was bored and so-
Jade: Why you little! [begins to choke Nancy and Nancy's head swells up with blood and her crotch dries up]
Celie: Now we're gonna die! Let's ask those kids for some money.
Jade: Okayzils! [she wobbles over to 3 children and starts jabbing the young boy with a tampon] You's best gives us alls ya gots!
Boy: Ohh! hooo!!! Please! Stop it!
Girl: We have no money! Honest!
Boy: Sttooop! Pikachu, thundershock!
All 3 Girls: What the... [they scream as they get shocked] ..HH!
Boy: HaHa! Good Pikachu!
Celie: What the hell is that thing, and why did we get severely shocked and we didn't even pass out or anything?
Boy: [shrug] My name's Ash.
Girl: I'm Misty!
Nancy: My name's Nancy!
Misty: Do you, like... wanna borrow a pad or something?
Nancy: Yes! As a matter of fact, I DO want to borrow a pad!
Misty: Brock, give her one of your pads.
Brock: Here.
Misty: Strange.. usually Brock gets all worked up around such attractive- Ooohh! Nevermind.
Celie: [tilts her head]
Jade: [drools]
Nancy: [blood drips from her thong as she scratches it]
Ash: Do you guys want to join us on our journey?
Jade: And what journey might this be?
Misty: It's our Pokemon Journey!
Nancy: A Pokehomosexualwhat?
Ash: We travel around this world and look for strange and rare Pokemon, and we catch them with Pokeballs.
Jade: I still don't get it...
Ash: You have never heard of Pokemon?
Celie: [tilts her head]
Jade: [drools]
Nancy: [licks her privates clean] (with a full mouth) It tastes like chocolate!
Pikachu: [SPEW! Pikachu slaps Nancy]
Nancy: [weeps]
Ash: A Pokemon is a creature that is like an animal, whatever that is, but it's fake and you catch then by throwing heavy balls at them with great force. It's suggested you make them pass out with severe pain before hand. It's just silly not to!
Jade: Well, duh.
Celie: We'll join! We are HUGE Pokemon fans, but for some reason we've never heard of you guys, Pikachu, Pokeballs, and whatnot.
Misty: Exactly how long have you been Pokemon fans?
Celie: Since just last night! We were gonna study them for our sleepover with lots of pillow fights in our underwear, but we had to run away instead.
Nancy: And so here we are!
Ash: Great! Grahmjo City is right over that hill!
Jade: But right over that hill is at least 50 miles...
Ash: I don't care! I need that badge! Come on, you guys!
Celie: Oh fine. We just better go, girls. We have nothing better to do.
Jade: Hey, Ash! Can we catch some Pokemon along the way?
Ash: You're gonna need to find some Pokeballs, then. And since the next city is 50 miles away...
Jade: Let me use your Pokeballs!
Ash: I have none...
Jade: Then what's that right there?
Ash: That's Pikachu's ball!
Jade: But Pikachu is right there! He's never in his ball!
Ash: Well it's still his ball!
Jade: Well you have some in your bag right there!
Ash: I don't care! There mine!
Jade: It's They're, Ash!
Ash: I don't care!
Jade: I do!
Ash: I hate you!
Jade: I hate you more then you hate me!
Ash: I hate you more than you can ever hate me!
Jade: I hate you more than that times infinity and there is no possible way to go higher so there!
Ash: Pikachu! Thundershock!
Pikachu: Piiika! [he does a thundershock]
Jade: [as she's being shocked, she slowly raises her middle finger at Ash]
Misty: What a Bitch.
Ash: I know! Pikachu, Stop! Come on, you... people.
Nancy: Hey, Pokegirls! Let's get off here!
Jade: Wuh? [wipes the spit that her face seems to be covered in]
Celie: Uhh! I don't want to get off here!
Jade: Nancy! Why are you wearing a clear thong?
Celie: And why is it full of blood and a mushy maxi pad?
Nancy: It's all in good fun, girls. You'll learn someday.
Bus Driver: Please get off the bus now... you're dripping blood and uterus lining all over the floor of the bus. [They get off the bus]
Jade: Ha ha! We all got out of paying, and it's all because of Nancy's bloody crotch!
Nancy: Actually, during the night I took all of our money and put it in the bus box. I was bored and so-
Jade: Why you little! [begins to choke Nancy and Nancy's head swells up with blood and her crotch dries up]
Celie: Now we're gonna die! Let's ask those kids for some money.
Jade: Okayzils! [she wobbles over to 3 children and starts jabbing the young boy with a tampon] You's best gives us alls ya gots!
Boy: Ohh! hooo!!! Please! Stop it!
Girl: We have no money! Honest!
Boy: Sttooop! Pikachu, thundershock!
All 3 Girls: What the... [they scream as they get shocked] ..HH!
Boy: HaHa! Good Pikachu!
Celie: What the hell is that thing, and why did we get severely shocked and we didn't even pass out or anything?
Boy: [shrug] My name's Ash.
Girl: I'm Misty!
Nancy: My name's Nancy!
Misty: Do you, like... wanna borrow a pad or something?
Nancy: Yes! As a matter of fact, I DO want to borrow a pad!
Misty: Brock, give her one of your pads.
Brock: Here.
Misty: Strange.. usually Brock gets all worked up around such attractive- Ooohh! Nevermind.
Celie: [tilts her head]
Jade: [drools]
Nancy: [blood drips from her thong as she scratches it]
Ash: Do you guys want to join us on our journey?
Jade: And what journey might this be?
Misty: It's our Pokemon Journey!
Nancy: A Pokehomosexualwhat?
Ash: We travel around this world and look for strange and rare Pokemon, and we catch them with Pokeballs.
Jade: I still don't get it...
Ash: You have never heard of Pokemon?
Celie: [tilts her head]
Jade: [drools]
Nancy: [licks her privates clean] (with a full mouth) It tastes like chocolate!
Pikachu: [SPEW! Pikachu slaps Nancy]
Nancy: [weeps]
Ash: A Pokemon is a creature that is like an animal, whatever that is, but it's fake and you catch then by throwing heavy balls at them with great force. It's suggested you make them pass out with severe pain before hand. It's just silly not to!
Jade: Well, duh.
Celie: We'll join! We are HUGE Pokemon fans, but for some reason we've never heard of you guys, Pikachu, Pokeballs, and whatnot.
Misty: Exactly how long have you been Pokemon fans?
Celie: Since just last night! We were gonna study them for our sleepover with lots of pillow fights in our underwear, but we had to run away instead.
Nancy: And so here we are!
Ash: Great! Grahmjo City is right over that hill!
Jade: But right over that hill is at least 50 miles...
Ash: I don't care! I need that badge! Come on, you guys!
Celie: Oh fine. We just better go, girls. We have nothing better to do.
Jade: Hey, Ash! Can we catch some Pokemon along the way?
Ash: You're gonna need to find some Pokeballs, then. And since the next city is 50 miles away...
Jade: Let me use your Pokeballs!
Ash: I have none...
Jade: Then what's that right there?
Ash: That's Pikachu's ball!
Jade: But Pikachu is right there! He's never in his ball!
Ash: Well it's still his ball!
Jade: Well you have some in your bag right there!
Ash: I don't care! There mine!
Jade: It's They're, Ash!
Ash: I don't care!
Jade: I do!
Ash: I hate you!
Jade: I hate you more then you hate me!
Ash: I hate you more than you can ever hate me!
Jade: I hate you more than that times infinity and there is no possible way to go higher so there!
Ash: Pikachu! Thundershock!
Pikachu: Piiika! [he does a thundershock]
Jade: [as she's being shocked, she slowly raises her middle finger at Ash]
Misty: What a Bitch.
Ash: I know! Pikachu, Stop! Come on, you... people.