[Ash, Misty, Jade, Celie, Nancy, and Pikachu are walking through a forest on their way to Grahmjo City. Brock got lost along the way]

Nancy: What's that?

Ash: It appears to be a rattling bush.

Nancy: A.. Well! Yeah! Oh! DUH! Of course it's a bush! I mean what's IN it?

Misty: I bet it's a Pokemon.

Nancy: I bet it's your fat ass.

Celie: ROAAR! [she runs to the bush and jumps as a Caterpie jumps out and attacks her] AHHHH!!! THERE IS A GREEN THING ON ME!! HELP!

Jade: Eww. That's gross looking.

Ash: Um, Jade. If you want to... [he offers a pokeball] go ahead and catch it.

Jade: No thank you! I'll do this my way. [she walks up to the Caterpie and kicks it against a tree. She then kicks it more and more until it's nothing but a splotch of goo]

Ash: What did you do?

Jade: I kicked it and it made a mess.

Nancy: [giggles] It looks funny!

Misty Ca-ca-ca [shakes traumatized]

Jade: [snatches pokeball from Ash's hand] Yoinks! I'll use this later.

Celie: Are there any more Pokemon around these parts?

Ash: Do I look like a freakin' Professor Oak to you?

Celie: I don't know. What does one look like?

Jade: Look at that cute one!

Nancy: Oh! That is cute! Catch it!

Ash: Holy Simoleons! That's a Mew!! Let me at it!

Jade: [throws the Pokeball]

Ash: Why did you do that? You KNOW it will never stay in that ball!

Jade: What happens when it stops moving and it darkens?

Ash: WA! [faints]

Misty: What are you going to name it?

Jade: I can name my Pokemon?

Misty: Yeah! You can name them anything you want to!

Jade: And Ash named that one Pikachu?

Misty: No, that one's called a Pikachu. Ash chose not to name it.

Jade: Why?

Misty: I don't know.

Celie: Did you name yours?

Misty: No.

Nancy: Why?

Misty: I dunno.

Nancy: I want a Pokemon.

Celie: Me too.

Misty: Well, we're almost to Grahmjo City, and they'll probably give you some Pokeballs for being a beginner.

Celie: Cool!

Jade: Will they give me some? Even though I did catch a Mew?

Misty: I dunno.

Nancy: You're... dumb.